Audionic Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 And even Lotus said "rip Limbo 2014 - 2015 you were the worst warframe anyway" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Cynda_ Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 and Limbo ran away, crying into the rift never to be seen again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 He trained his power in the Rift for decades, coming back as Limbro, and he banished Excalibur to the Rift, tearing him into billions of pieces, killing him instantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audionic Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 And then Excalibur Prime came again, he was shocked because his normal counterpart was dead and felt lots of rage and managed to get to SSJ4. Limbro tried to get him into the rift but failed because he's too fast. But then Limbro said "I was preparing for this" and equipped Orokin Reactor. Thus starts the epic battle between Excalibur Prime SSJ4 and Limbro with Orokin Reactor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 They charged at each other, Limbo's class straming behind him, Excalibur Prime bellowing with rage. Their fists locked together, opened, and then locked fingers with each other. This was to be no ordinary competition. THis was a fight to the death, for honor, for glory. This was a thumb war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deshiel Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Then suddently, thier phones rang and a facebook notification appeared on both of the mighty warrior's screens. The notification came from Nyx, who just updated her gallery with new racy pictures of her doing incredible poses while performing various techniques of execution on the grinner lancers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)batman200087 Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Then Excalibur Prime likes the picture immediantly, smashing Limbos phone in the process. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat_Nom Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Out of rage, Limbro banishes Excalibur Prime into a special dimension that is located inside his bowler hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 As Excalibur Prime wonders where did Limbro sent him off to, Eastercalibur shows up behind Excalibur Prime while eating a carrot and proceed to ask "Nyehhhh, what's up doc" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)batman200087 Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Excalibur Prime embraces the Eastercalibur, and uses the power within to escape the dimension. The two caliburs stare at Limbo, and say… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat_Nom Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 "What a stupid hat you have!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)batman200087 Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Clearly shocked by this, Limbo sits on the floor and turns into... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 a chinchilla raptor the most fearsome creature the wilds of earth have ever created Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.ToastForPresident Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Limbro suddenly wakes up from his dream. He wakes up to see he is in a slumber party of all the bro-type frames. Excalibro is somehow still alive, Rhinbro seems to be sporting a longer cod piece, Broki is playing with his decoy, Brolt is chraging up, Ash-bro seems to be growing an afro, Brost is just chillin, Vaubro seems to like MLP, Nekbro is looming over Broberon, Hybroid is a weird name, and Broma seems to like being a seahorse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audionic Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 And then saw Stalker and Stocker talking to each other about their jobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Stocker said to Stalker "You couldn't last 5 mins stocking shelves!" To which, Stalker replied... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 yet i do such a good job at it your mother rewards me by getting on all fours and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.ToastForPresident Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 ..." Then Bro Hek interrupts the conversation saying "Did you really believe it would be this easy?!??!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityOfTrees Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 (edited) Bro Hek has his fomorian obliterate everyone present, including himself, ending the law of retribrotion. X-Kaliber infiltrates a corpus ship and draws his dex dakra. He stealthily kills off any corpus he finds on his way to the power core of the ship. As he reaches the core, he notices one final unalerted crewman walking around, and attempts to dispatch him As soon as he tries to strike, the crewman turns around and throws his prova at X-Kaliber, hitting his face and stunning him. He then grabs the prova as it rebounds, jumps and spins around with the prova, sending waves of pain across X-Kaliber's body, before finally slamming down on him. As X-Kaliber gets up, he sees the crewman do a badass pose and his helmet gleams. X-Kaliber manifests his new energy blade, the crewman clutches his prova and sparks fly around it. They both start walking to each other slowly, waiting for the first strike. Edited April 18, 2015 by BeeOverlord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audionic Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 (edited) And since each of them were waiting for a minute already, they decided to exchange blows, X-Kaliber missed all of his blows on the unknown crewman but the crewman managed to hit him 6 times, and then X-Kaliber realized that he was fighting the legendary John Prodman after taking two more blows. Edited April 17, 2015 by Sionixca Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
----._.S.A.T.A.N._.---- Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 (edited) This was just a dream he had in the moments before his death. He actually wakes up in depths of Hell, where Satan is RNGsus, and Cerberus is Vay Hek. (Pls, don't bring me into this) And since each of them were waiting for a minute already, they decided to exchange blows, X-Kaliber missed all of his blows on the unknown crewman but the crewman managed to hit him 6 times, and then X-Kaliber realized that he was fighting the legendary John Prodman after taking two more blows. X-kaliber dies, and John Prodman prevails and becomes god... Edited April 17, 2015 by ----._.S.A.T.A.N._.---- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audionic Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 (edited) And the only one who can stop John Prodman is... no one, there was no hope. The Corpus took control of the Solar System and the Void. The Tenno were shocked to see this happen, as John Prodman always made himself hidden, but since he exposed himself, the Tenno knew where he is and decided to team up with Grineer even though both factions always fight. Edited April 17, 2015 by Sionixca Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agentcheese Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 The battle between them was epic! lasers and bullets were flying all over the place. fuel tanks were dropped on top of peoples heads. then the grineer and teno face-palmed as they realized they should have built real tanks. but then in comes john prodman in a tank. No way you copy cat! we thought of that first!" shout both the grineer and teno at the same time. confused john rips of their arms, and beats them to death with it. with the battle over and the corpus victorious john dicedes to do what vay hek always wanted to do. and so he throws lotus in the sun and rewards himself with an ice cold martini. "mmm fruity!" he says the rest of the corpus clean up the teno/grineer mess he left behind, after he ripped their arms off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audionic Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 But then the glorious RNGesus appeared and flooded the place with Maglev. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityOfTrees Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 (edited) RNGesus knew he couldn't defeat Prodman, so he sealed him away in tower 3 survival to farm for eternity. Rumors spread of John, trapped in the tower and forever fighting against the corrupted. An elite Grineer squad was sent to investigate by the Steel Meridian. The squad consisted of five eximus rollers, A drahk master, two flameblades, one heavy gunner and bombard, two ballistas and a commander that had not one, but two grakatas. The squad enters T3 survival.. Edited April 17, 2015 by BeeOverlord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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