MegpoidBeetle Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 (edited) ......or so everyone thought. Edited April 19, 2015 by YOUR_MOTHER_HAVE_BANDAIDS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Nope, nobody thought. The end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 and they all lived pseudo o.k. lives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashbinder Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 ....but that was before the plague hit.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 and they all went to trinity for help. back then she wore only one of them @#&*ty nurses outfit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 But she was a bad nurse, all her patients died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashbinder Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 ....or so everyone thought....but then RNGesus revived them to torment them more with Grate Prime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 until Megprimus finally showed her face and scolded RNGesus into oblivion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
----._.S.A.T.A.N._.---- Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 until Megprimus finally showed her face and scolded RNGesus into oblivion. and that is how the dragon born was born Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agentcheese Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 and so the dragon born almost walked out of the void but stopped when he noticed it was nothing but space. so Trevor (the dragon born's name) prayed to the mighty talos for a way back to skyrim, and I giant white staircase appeared along with a portal back to skyrim. "thank you talos." he said bowing deeply as he descended the stairs, however he tripped and fell all the way down. lucky for him though since it was stairs he fell down he did not hurt himself to badly. sure he broke all his ribs and both legs but 5 healing potions and 5 hours of waiting sorted that out. after moving on a giant crack (no not the butt kind...) was hared in the sky. he was being summoned by the grey beards. so he raced back to white run as fast as he could to get lidia. as they both put on there giant backpacks with enough provisions to last them the trip lidia said "well I guess im sworn to carry your burdens..." "for the last time lidia! I am carrying as much!"shouted back Trevor as they made the climb. on the way up they were attacked by 4 bears 11 bandits 23 wolves and a frost troll. unfortunately for lidia she was killed as she walked in front of Trevor's fire bolt scroll. "NOOO LIDIA!!" screamed Trevor but he couldn't help shouting "yyyyyYYYEEESSS!!" a few seconds after. after doing this he clamped his hands over his mouth in shame. the frost troll used this to its advantage and smacked Trevor off high Hrothgar. "MEEEP!" he squeaked all the way down untill he landed crotch first on a pine tree broke his pelvis and died. without a dragon born in skyrim what would happen to it now? and what the hack was going on in the warframe universe in the meantime?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n00b_m0m0 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 the heavens part! Enter Larry the leprechaun. The shortest of the spectres. Unable to sense the dovahkin's aura midst the living, Larry makes haste soaring through the air like a dwarf greased with lightning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 he was after jennifer aniston for stealing his lucky charms. she cried out for help and then voltron and envoy of the sentients arrived instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat_Nom Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 They look up and see a massive pot of gold hovering above them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 It falls and crushes them. The end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agentcheese Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Oh really? the end? well here I was thinking this story would never end, but nope turns out I was wrong. and what a way to end it as well! having someone crushed by a pot of gold is always a good laugh. and an excellent way to end a story, bravo grizzly bravo! *claps* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)xLone Arkangelx Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 (edited) a mysterious figure appears and starts licking meats Edited April 23, 2015 by (XB1)xLone Arkangelx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-FV-Metheria Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 The figure also appears to be stuffing them into its pantaloons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 As the last Western Black Rhino came out from the trailer to take out the trash, the figure assassinated him. Now the Western Black Rhino frame is extinct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)xLone Arkangelx Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 the figure then precedes to booty call stalker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Stalker kicks his booty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)xLone Arkangelx Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 then they cry to lotus for help while stalker drags them away to their kink dungeon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 With his d*ck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 He prefers to be called Richard, and Stalker does not own him! He is a freelance bounty hunter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-FV-Metheria Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Stalker is actually a male stripper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)xLone Arkangelx Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 that takes forma for tips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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