I Got A Bit Bored Today, So I Thought I Would Share This... (Off Topic)

[TheErebus.]

Please refer to the map at the entrance of The Office of Death to see where to go. People living in The United States go to the left, people living in Europe take the elevator up, people living in Asia go to the right, and people living in Dubai take the elevator down. The others just stay where they are. 

I live in Antarctica 

[Renegade343]

I live in Antarctica 

Right, people living in Antarctica can go jump down into that hot pit just outside the office, just to warm them up. 

[TheErebus.]

Right, people living in Antarctica can go jump down into that hot pit just outside the office, just to warm them up. 

What if I don't like the heat? It gives me gas

[Renegade343]

What if I don't like the heat? It gives me gas

You are dead. You want to be undead?

[Demon-King-Lamb]

I got lost in all that math. Can someone direct me to the nearest adult?