OverlordMcGeek Posted July 14, 2016 Author Share Posted July 14, 2016 1 minute ago, Skycook3y said: You succeed. You use your dark magic to lead ninjas attack towards the Brazilian harem *rolls to seduce for your significant other* You may watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 (edited) 8 minutes ago, OverlordMcGeek said: *rolls to seduce for your significant other* You may watch. You seduce the other soul in my body. This is a neutral body with grey skin and no hair whatsoever. The female soul and the body are flying at you majestically in a seduced manner. The body is wearing a black robe and a very large hat. Edited July 14, 2016 by Skycook3y Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja234 Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 47 minutes ago, Skycook3y said: You succeed. You use your dark magic to lead ninjas attack towards the Brazilian harem Ninjas come with a passive that is: Dark Endurance it states that:All dark spells or dark magics are not as effective on ninjas as on other characters. This means that i only attack one Brazilian female. *silently drags Brazilian female into the shadows and executes her and returns to the harem* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, ninja234 said: Ninjas come with a passive that is: Dark Endurance it states that:All dark spells or dark magics are not as effective on ninjas as on other characters. This means that i only attack one Brazilian female. *silently drags Brazilian female into the shadows and executes her and returns to the harem* brazillian corpse grabs you back into the alley and rapes you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted July 14, 2016 Author Share Posted July 14, 2016 *rolls to increase harem dexterity* if successful I want them to [explicit] all over ninja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja234 Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Just now, Skycook3y said: brazillian corpse grabs you back into the alley and rapes you Necro magic huh? No matter. rolls to attack corpse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted July 14, 2016 Author Share Posted July 14, 2016 (just to ask. is there an online roll dice thing we can use?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Just now, OverlordMcGeek said: *rolls to increase harem dexterity* if successful I want them to [explicit] all over ninja The harem dexterity increases by five, but at a cost of 10 mental health. They jump ninja and he is thoroughly used Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted July 14, 2016 Author Share Posted July 14, 2016 (edited) (found one. putting it in the OP. we are using D20's) http://www.brockjones.com/dieroller/dice.htm Edited July 14, 2016 by OverlordMcGeek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja234 Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 1 minute ago, Skycook3y said: The harem dexterity increases by five, but at a cost of 10 mental health. They jump ninja and he is thoroughly used *accepts the harem as they begin to jump on me* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 1 minute ago, OverlordMcGeek said: (found one. putting it in the OP. we are using D20's) http://www.brockjones.com/dieroller/dice.htm also rolz.org Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted July 14, 2016 Author Share Posted July 14, 2016 Just now, Skycook3y said: also rolz.org I should probably play D&D eventually... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 I thought that meant D20 the moderator xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja234 Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 *pops out of the harem* I roll to seduce someone random. *rolls to seduce* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted July 14, 2016 Author Share Posted July 14, 2016 Just now, ninja234 said: *pops out of the harem* I roll to seduce someone random. *rolls to seduce* *rolls 8* You get passing glances from noamuth and a tush grab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 4 minutes ago, OverlordMcGeek said: I should probably play D&D eventually... I played pen&paper once. Granted we played online and our dm was making everything up on the fly as it was really late and everybody was tired so we just wanted to have fun. He completely misinterpreted the stats, the other two in my party betrayed me for loot at the first opportunity even though their greed stat was minimal and they weren't even thieves, then it just turned into a clusterfuck and ended soon after. 2 minutes ago, OverlordMcGeek said: Also the fact that you completely ignored me after you seduced me. INCONSISTENCY. UNACCEPTABLE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted July 14, 2016 Author Share Posted July 14, 2016 1 minute ago, Skycook3y said: I played pen&paper once. Granted we played online and our dm was making everything up on the fly as it was really late and everybody was tired so we just wanted to have fun. He completely misinterpreted the stats, the other two in my party betrayed me for loot at the first opportunity even though their greed stat was minimal and they weren't even thieves, then it just turned into a clusterfuck and ended soon after. Also the fact that you completely ignored me after you seduced me. INCONSISTENCY. UNACCEPTABLE. *Does unspeakable unfathomeable things to your soul* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Just now, OverlordMcGeek said: *Does unspeakable unfathomeable things to your soul* The female soul embraces this and casts a spell to triple your libido and charisma stat. I endure it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElGuirrix Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Oh, look, a change Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja234 Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 *watches this glorious scene in the shadows* Well, it is that time of night again. *gets the lube* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Just now, ElGuirrix said: Oh, look, a change *you are shoved into McOverlewds harem by a mysterious power* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted July 14, 2016 Author Share Posted July 14, 2016 *harem tranforms into kittens with cyclop eyes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja234 Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 So, they wanted to ignore me did they? If you think i tormented you in the past my dear friends, wait until you see what i do to you now~! *jumps between overlewd and the female soul of sky and does even more unspeakable and unfathomable things to the both of you* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, ninja234 said: So, they wanted to ignore me did they? If you think i tormented you in the past my dear friends, wait until you see what i do to you now~! *jumps between overlewd and the female soul of sky and does even more unspeakable and unfathomable things to the both of you* *the other soul uses my body to grab your skull and to slowly break it apart in the middle* FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja234 Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Skycook3y said: *the other soul uses my body to grab your skull and to slowly break it apart in the middle* FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL MIIIIILLLLLKKKKSOOPP *uses shadow energy to regenerate the middle part of my skull* *uses the river styx claws granted to me by lord hades to rip out the other soul in sky's body and has a foursome with it and overlewd and the female soul* Edited July 14, 2016 by ninja234 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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