Datsher Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Just now, ninja234 said: MIIIIILLLLLKKKKSOOPP *uses shadow energy to regenerate the middle part of my skull* *uses the river styx claws granted to me by lord hades to rip the other soul in sky's body and has a foursome with it and overlewd and the female soul* Hey that's mine *kicks you in the genitals and takes my soul back* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElGuirrix Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 7 minutes ago, Skycook3y said: *the other soul uses my body to grab your skull and to slowly break it apart in the middle* FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL *kicks in the butt* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja234 Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, Skycook3y said: Hey that's mine *kicks you in the genitals and takes my soul back* Oi, you bleeping milksop. *body self destructs, my shadow soul leaves the body* Welp brb off to find a new body with a working pair of genitals. *goes to find a new body* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Just now, ElGuirrix said: *kicks in the butt* (tis already moved on tho) *you kick into nothing because we are standing somewhere else* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElGuirrix Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, Skycook3y said: (tis already moved on tho) *you kick into nothing because we are standing somewhere else* *doesn't necessary mean I can't simply walk to a different spot and kick you* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja234 Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 *drags new body in* New body:No, please, i have children. Shadow soul me:Shut up. *Devours the soul within the new body and enters it.* *The body begins to twist and bend as my soul morphs it into my new form* Ah, much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElGuirrix Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Just now, ninja234 said: *drags new body in* New body:No, please, i have children. Shadow soul me:Shut up. *Devours the soul within the new body and enters it.* *The body begins to twist and bend as my soul morphs it into my new form* Ah, much better. What a bad person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 1 minute ago, ElGuirrix said: *doesn't necessary mean I can't simply walk to a different spot and kick you* (indeed, but you still replied to the wrong post. Causing you to kick the air) *writes runes into the ground around ninja* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja234 Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 3 minutes ago, ElGuirrix said: What a bad person Ya, he probably was a molester in a previous life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 The runes activate and it is revealed that they are a magic light show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja234 Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 1 minute ago, Skycook3y said: The runes activate and it is revealed that they are a magic light show. *Dances in the magic light show* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElGuirrix Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 1 minute ago, Skycook3y said: (indeed, but you still replied to the wrong post. Causing you to kick the air) *writes runes into the ground around ninja* (It's not my fault that my post arrived 6 minutes late) *you get kicked regardless* 1 minute ago, ninja234 said: Ya, he probably was a molester in a previous life. Anyone could have been tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 1 minute ago, ElGuirrix said: (It's not my fault that my post arrived 6 minutes late) *you get kicked regardless* Anyone could have been tho Oww. *throws a dead raven at you* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElGuirrix Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, Skycook3y said: Oww. *throws a dead raven at you* *the Fume Knight gets angry that you threw a dead raven and kicks you too* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 1 minute ago, ElGuirrix said: *the Fume Knight gets angry that you threw a dead raven and kicks you too* *hits raime with velstadts bell hammer* Shove off, milksop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElGuirrix Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 1 minute ago, Skycook3y said: *hits raime with velstadts bell hammer* Shove off, milksop *he gets angrier but instead of buffing his sword, buffes his leg* *he gives you a flaming kick* *watches you getting your butt kicked* This is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 3 minutes ago, ElGuirrix said: *he gets angrier but instead of buffing his sword, buffes his leg* *he gives you a flaming kick* *watches you getting your butt kicked* This is funny *throws Velstadts hammer into your spine with full force* No laughing *jams carrots into Raimes eyesockets* *spanks him with his own Fugs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja234 Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Before i went to bed i just had to put this here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElGuirrix Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 4 minutes ago, Skycook3y said: *throws Velstadts hammer into your spine with full force* No laughing *jams carrots into Raimes eyesockets* *spanks him with his own Fugs* *rolls through* *the helm prevents the carrots from entering effectively, the slaps deal him 2 HP, recovers his fugs and slams it onto you* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Just now, ElGuirrix said: *rolls through* *the helm prevents the carrots from entering effectively, the slaps deal him 2 HP, recovers his fugs and slams it onto you* *binds raime to the spot he stands in with blood magic* *destroys all stormrulers in this universe and all parallels* *summons yhorm who chops raime in two* *forces you to eat a dandelion* YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT GUIRRIX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Interesting, I'ma quote the wikia here Quote A group of four players with "radiant" relics of the same type therefore has a 34% chance of getting the relic's rare reward to drop in any one mission. This amounts to around 11 tries of a mission with this setup to obtain the item with near certainty (close to 100%) at least once, requiring 1,100 Void Traces per player for refinement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElGuirrix Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Just now, Skycook3y said: *binds raime to the spot he stands in with blood magic* *destroys all stormrulers in this universe and all parallels* *summons yhorm who chops raime in two* *forces you to eat a dandelion* YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT GUIRRIX *he looses 500 HP* *he uses the fugs' special attacks to deal over 1.5k damage to yhorm* *the ashen idols heal raime* Eww. You take this *shoves you inside a snipetron* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 1 minute ago, ElGuirrix said: *he looses 500 HP* *he uses the fugs' special attacks to deal over 1.5k damage to yhorm* *the ashen idols heal raime* Eww. You take this *shoves you inside a snipetron* *escapes from the snipetron and destroys the ashen idols with a smelter wedge* *yhorm has 28k hp on ng tho* *yhorm fugs the fume knight up (bad pun I know)* *uses the distraction to grab you and fly away with you majestically* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 19 minutes ago, ninja234 said: Before i went to bed i just had to put this here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElGuirrix Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 11 minutes ago, Skycook3y said: *escapes from the snipetron and destroys the ashen idols with a smelter wedge* *yhorm has 28k hp on ng tho* *yhorm fugs the fume knight up (bad pun I know)* *uses the distraction to grab you and fly away with you majestically* *Fume Knight has 10k, deal more damage, reaches yhorm's arms and head (weak points) easier than a player for being way taller, and yhorm is staggered after a quite small threshold due to Fume Knight's stupidly high damage output* (I really think Yhorm can't beat Fume Knight tho. Yhorm's phase 2 deals fire dmg, to what Fume Knight is stupidly resistant to... So yeah) Neat. When did you learn to fly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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