(PSN)IIIDevoidIII Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 It is now proven that the grate is a Grade A 100% lie.I recently took a trip to a Grineer Galleon, did my thing, dropped out of the ceiling like a good little Tenno and decided, what the Hek, and jumped right back up. What befell me was a realization I cannot ignore.The first thing I discovered is that the Tenno have never heard the term "Screwdriver" And the second thing is that the grate is a lie. Where is the opening? How did we get in there? Why are we dropping out with the grate in cinematic fashion?Are we just independent film actors? Fighting for cinematic opportunities? Where is this so-called Tenno honor? Yes, this is a joke thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VivaNyanCat Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Cue Portal Song! ... Somebody? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Brennon Cook Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 You only just realized they didn't bother putting in a hole in the ceiling where we fall through? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldnacpeek Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknow99 Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 My whole life is a lie... :o Also : where is grate prime?!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)IIIDevoidIII Posted July 26, 2015 Author Share Posted July 26, 2015 You only just realized they didn't bother putting in a hole in the ceiling where we fall through? Yes, this is a joke thread Dat hidden disclaimer though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Censium Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 ..While you're at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 I love how there's that vertical grate sticking through the other grates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rechot Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 i knew its the lotus who is lieing to us all along anybody got a extra pitchfork and torch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 i knew its the lotus who is lieing to us all along anybody got a extra pitchfork and torch I have a torch... To burn you with, heretic :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IxaoEclipse Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 It's worse on Corpus tilesets...if you look up above the fallen grate there is just solid electronics. You'd have to be a Tenno Pancake Snake to climb around there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukap99 Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Dude, forget the crates, I want to know how our Kubrows get in before we do. Like Do they teleport?Do they know in advance where we are heading and get their own mini ultra fast lisets to get there before we do and wait for us? Do they know how Booben is formed? Did they form Booben? No, that would be silly. Booben predates Kubrows.Science can't explain this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiet_Time1 Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Under the warframe We're all limbo's Because we all go to the rift to fly into the ships Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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