Drunkenbagel Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 One lone Tenno, on his ship, One lone gasp upon his lip. His gaze fixed upon the wall, The jaundice fiend, with open maw A cry rang out on alliance chat, Inquiries flew at the drop of a hat. "What is wrong?" Inquired all. "The jaundice fiend! With open maw!" He took to battle, did the Dragon. "Alliance mates! Prepare a Flagon!" 8 legs scampered, faster than he saw The jaundice fiend, with open maw. poison breath flew, from the Dragon Through the mist, did it lag on Triumph, he did foresaw Over the fiend, with open maw. Suffer, the fiend did His laced body, upon a lid. Materials gathered, wood and straw To burn the fiend, with open maw. Elated, he retired to his wagon "No more fiends, for this Dragon!" And in his abode, he conceived a law Against jaundice fiends, with open maws. TL;DR This guy, DragonKing64, killed this thing Banana spider/Brazilian Wandering spider I said I'd compose a song for him but I realized that I had no musical talent. So I said I'd write a ballad. Then realized I have never written one before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Mandachordian-Tenno- Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 RIP ME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonking64 Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 (edited) This is exactly what happened 11/10 IGN Edited August 15, 2015 by Dragonking64 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Sleep, that Phoneutria does For it's fate was sealed because Because it entered the dragon's den And soon it didn't move again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenophide Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 I fapped to this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_bunny Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agentcheese Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 if you say you have no musical talent then I believe you. as for ballad writing skills you definitely have some of those. I think you wrote that really well and done an excellent job of making a battle with a spider seem epic. I do feel a little bad for the spider but such is life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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