(PSN)Pharen Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Was in a raid with a group of people earlier today and we were talking about what it would be like to work for Vay Hek. Just had to make it into a thread. "Five minutes to lunchtime people, tik tok, TIK TOK!" "You imbeciles, do you really want to keep your job!" "Insects in my office. There is only one way to deal with insects. FUMIGATION!" "DID YOU REALLY BELIEVE IT WOULD BE THIS EASY?!, we've made some changes to the design." "THIS IS FAR, FAR FROM OVER! it will take a couple of weeks at least to finish." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omega-Shadowblade Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 I can just see in my head a lancer and a butcher wearing ties and standing around a water cooler as they complain about conditions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowiespoon Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Although Vay Hek would be the loudest person to work for, I think there are worse people to be employed by. Tyl Regor (Don't want him to work out his frustations on me) Sargus Ruk (Good god imagine him having to give a 3 page speech, we'd be there for hours) Alad V (the whole, 'Turning the staff into infested abominations' thing) Any corpus proxy (They have a rather scathing view of humans) The lotus (Not very good at answering questions/filling you in on critical info) Simaris (Would have to file charges, does not respect personal space) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Pharen Posted August 23, 2015 Author Share Posted August 23, 2015 Sargus Ruk (Good god imagine him having to give a 3 page speech, we'd be there for hours) -snip- Yeah, but at least we're getting payed to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot. Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 I can just see in my head a lancer and a butcher wearing ties and standing around a water cooler as they complain about conditions. You're dream has become partially true... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Pharen Posted August 24, 2015 Author Share Posted August 24, 2015 You're dream has become partially true... I like the scorpion in the background. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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