SugarShow Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 (edited) I saw it the day of release, my critic is the next one: Good 3/5 1. Matt Damon 2. On Mars 3. 3D Bad 5/5 1. Fantasy argument "Usa saving a man left on mars" when they not even care for their Irak veterans. 2. Another movie that don't wanna be racist and put one actor of each race. When I saw the Asian, I was like "there is him, also is fat! 3. Five scenarios: Inside the mar post- Outside the mars post- NASA secretary- NASA press- Spaceship. 4. Leak of content "Matt Damon alone surviving on mars, and...where Ted or Wilson? 5. Leak of fantasy argument: I was waiting for "OMG, He found water !!!" or "OMGosh, He found a alien's spaceship !!!" or "OMG, He found the secret entrance of a parallel world in the future !!! Final review: The movie isn't so great than you think it is. Edited October 3, 2015 by SugarShow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Lol, your review is terrible. The movie's great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidathe Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 I found the movie far too soft in its' science. 'Twas disgusting. Frankly, his head should have exploded the moment he went walking around without a helmet on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 his head should have exploded the moment he went walking around without a helmet on. Bro, do you even science? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidathe Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Bro, do you even science? Of course I do! Mars is a lifeless, rust red world with the face of Mars being an ancient human temple from when our ancestor's ancestors lived there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 ... My 5 year old neice can do a better review of the clocwork orange let alone this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzatuw Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 If you think 3D makes a movie... Every movie's gonna get a +1 from that. I find what matters is how they use the 3D because most movies I see having 3D effects only have like one or two scenes using 3D which lasts like 5-10 seconds altogether. Bad: 1. Arguably if they could successfully send a man to Mars, the events that happened in the real world might have not even happened in their world. 2. Really? 3. Oh right we should have involved Las Vegas too, cause reasons. 5. You should have known what you were getting from the trailer. Final verdict: Meh/5 review. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[DE]Artarrwen Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 I found the movie far too soft in its' science. 'Twas disgusting. Frankly, his head should have exploded the moment he went walking around without a helmet on. bruhyou wouldn't explode even in vacuum.human skin isn't tissue paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SugarShow Posted October 16, 2015 Author Share Posted October 16, 2015 (edited) If you think 3D makes a movie... Every movie's gonna get a +1 from that. I find what matters is how they use the 3D because most movies I see having 3D effects only have like one or two scenes using 3D which lasts like 5-10 seconds altogether. Bad: 1. Arguably if they could successfully send a man to Mars, the events that happened in the real world might have not even happened in their world. 2. Really? 3. Oh right we should have involved Las Vegas too, cause reasons. 5. You should have known what you were getting from the trailer. 1. You not understand my point, nowadays only 3D movies worth to pay to watch on a cinema. 2. Have you seen Power rangers? The casting was atmost exactly. 3. Five scenarios for 2h 22m. 4. stop saving Mat damon, demmm. 5. Space sci-fi not related to real events or circumstances? review of review review: try again/5 Edited October 16, 2015 by SugarShow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzatuw Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 That bump though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 1. You not understand my point, nowadays only 3D movies worth to pay to watch on a cinema. Hahaha, haha, hahahaha, you're funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 I watched the film last week, it was ok. Wasn't anything that special but I enjoyed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.ToastForPresident Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 Final review: The movie isn't so great than you think it is. I haven't watched it, so how would I think it is great? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzatuw Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 Hahaha, haha, hahahaha, you're funny.I didn't read that wrong...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 I didn't read that wrong...? You made a question out of a statement... You confuse me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzatuw Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 You made a question out of a statement... You confuse me.Ahue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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