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Yes, it's another one of these crappy game giveaways.

 

I have a spare copy, and I figured I'd let it go.

 

Write me a funny little skit about Saryn and Excal on an adventure. Best one gets it. Contest ends

 

November 8th, 2015 @7:00 PM.

 

(Any entries afterward will not be accepted.)

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Saryn is bartender
Excalibur is patron

Excal:get me a drink my fair lady
Saryn: What'll be your poison?

Excal:you know what i like
Saryn:Im not on the menu
Excal:you sure i can feel the liquid courage already
Saryn: -puts a spore in the bottom of excals glass- Show me your courage foolish man and see if you can handle just a piece
Excal: *@##$es be crazy ill have that scotch over there.

Saryn: -scoffs- men are boring

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my story about excallibur

this one day ExcaliDonaldTrump triped and blamed the mexigrineers

and now he is trying to build a wall in the sol system

Note I said Saryn AND Excal.

 

Post above me: That's awesome.

Edited by _Pepsiman
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