Jeloxale Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 (edited) You thought this thread has no spoilers? Here's one: Hi. I'm not really that hyped for the movie and not sure I'll go see it. Why, you may ask? Because the whole film has been spoiled as usual. 1. Harry is a Wizard. 2. Snape kills Dumbledore 5. The clones execute order 69 and turn on The Empire. 4. Yoda dies. 3. Luke is Darth Vader's father. Now I'm scared to watch it at all, because I know the major plotpoints. Thought? Edited December 19, 2015 by Jeloxale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arielessar Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 5. The clones execute order 69 and turn on The Empire. Oh my Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AM-Bunny Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 All I want to see it for is to know if they ever make an attempt to explain Kylo Ren's silly crossguard. Let me know if they address that point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4MostlyHarmless2 Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 All I want to see it for is to know if they ever make an attempt to explain Kylo Ren's silly crossguard. Let me know if they address that point. Already watched it, and just to tell you They don't. Yet. My recommendation to everyone who hasn't watched the new Star Wars yet is to just appreciate the fact it's Star Wars coming back to the big screen. If you start digging too deep into the movie while you're watching, you'll just end up ruining all of your fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egregiousRac Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 All I want to see it for is to know if they ever make an attempt to explain Kylo Ren's silly crossguard. Let me know if they address that point. Lightsabers are generally wielded like staves, not swords. If he wields his more like a sword, the crossguard makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 All I want to see it for is to know if they ever make an attempt to explain Kylo Ren's silly crossguard. Let me know if they address that point. The only things explained are the lineage of b*tch-&#! I mean Kylo, and why Luke is... Absent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swailwort Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 5. The clones execute order 69 and turn on The Empire. 4. Yoda dies. 3. Luke is Darth Vader's father. That order is worse than the release order of the saga :) See 4 5 6 1 2 3 7... Forget the 1 and probably 2. They never existed. Spoilers: Vader real name is Anakin SkyWalker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swailwort Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 All I want to see it for is to know if they ever make an attempt to explain Kylo Ren's silly crossguard. Let me know if they address that point. I heard something from Jar Jar Abrams. Or so. It's because the Lightsaber Crystal was a cracked Kyber Crystal, aka unstable, so it needed some vents in order to not blow up, thus making the Crossguards as vents for the plasma. This also gave the saber blade the serrated appearance it has Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yzjdriel Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 All I want to see it for is to know if they ever make an attempt to explain Kylo Ren's silly crossguard. Let me know if they address that point. The reason it even has a crossguard has been covered ^ but as to why it's even viable (since people are saying "you could just slice through the hilt"): the hilt itself is made of Cortosis, and thus a lightsaber can't cut through it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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