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*Disclaimer*  The following is meant to be funny and not serious in any way.

 

Dear Space Mom,

Its Loki Prime. I was wondering why you gave Vauban the talents to make Bouncy Castles(Bounce)? It is very distracting to our objectives when we have to go out and do our chores (Sorties). Can you please at least give us more lasers with the bouncy castles to make it less distracting?

Thank you.

 

Love Always,

Loki Prime #567423

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Dear Loki Prime # whatever

You remember what happened we added more lasers (death orbs)? You accidentally locked everyone outside (didnt revive) and the neighbours dog got out (bursa). Learn to share before more bad things happen.

With love, totally-the-awesome-loving-lotus-and-not-a-nyx-in-disguise.

 

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Dear Lotus, 

                      Again, this is Loki. Why must you always tell me what too do? After I can easily kill you with my void powers. So why do you want to push your luck? It is true you did take care of us, but we have fled the nest and made our own. We are own. You shall be ours. 

Yours truly, Loki The Betrayer 

 

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