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The syndicate of Satanic worship.


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On April 8, 2016 at 8:11 PM, cerburus-for-turnips said:

This is a serious topic.

We. Need. Satan.

DE needs to add a new syndicate to warframe that is a cult worshipping Satan.

To rank up you will need to sacrifice an increasing amount of goats.

the first reward is the Demon goat spectre which breaths fire dealing 666 damage 666 times per second with a range of 666 meters.

This goat will also poop grenades.

Enough said.

 

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On 4/8/2016 at 8:01 AM, LilLemay said:

What about a syndicate worshipping the great rng-esus, to rank up you give up some of your chances to get the gear that you wan- .. oh right.. those chances are already abysmally low

You never had ownership of those chances to give, similar to how you can not sell your soul because it never belonged to you (mind trip). You have nothing of interest to Rngeesus except the amusement he(she) gets from watching you struggle and cry yourself to sleep over the dread you almost got.

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