GorgontheMorgon Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 (Stats) Health: 300 (1350 at rank 30) {YUH gotta eat dem wheaties bruh} Power: 300 (1350 at rank 30) {MY POWER, you cannot even handle my power} Armor: 1000 {MY BULGING MUSCLES BRAGGHGHG} Shield Capacity: 300 (1350 at rank 30) {Got these shields from walmart, ya know what iam saying dogg?} Sprint Speed: 2.00*the speed of light (WHUT BRUH) [Fast enough to outrun them super saians] Conclave: OVER 9000 Polarities: 2 Madurai (V) and 2 Vazarin (D) Aura Polarity: 1 Naramon (--) Exilus Polarity: 1 Naramon (--) So as YoMomma's passive he gains a permanent shield All damage taken to him, is redirected to nearby allies and enemies alike for 200% of its damage It kills kubrows, and it kills enemies, cause hes a G He just got out of the gym, and his muscles cant take any more pain YA MEAN? For a second passive he has Atlas's passive, cause hes cool like that For a third passive, he punched zephyr and stole it, so he has hers as well For a fourth passive, he looked at valkry, she bowed and handed it over, so now he has 4 passives ... save me, hes mad xO For a 5TH passive, every time he kills an enemy, they become a shadow of the dead for him and follow him around as a slave the rest of the match T T Power 1: ONE MAN PUNCH YoMomma Punches an enemy, they die, thats it, no matter who or what it is HE PUNCHES THEM 1 TIME, and they die, done deal They drop 300% more loot, and it costs 1 energy to cast Oh, and it has a lock on range of like 50m for no real reason, =p OP AS ERNH Power 2: Mesa's Ultimatex5 With a channeling cost of negative 5 energy per second, he gains energy while in this form Step 1, turn it on, Step 2 walk away He instantly flashes around the map in a 50m radius, punching all the enemies 1 time, 1 punch, 1 death, like a bous Cause you know, hes YoMomma Power 3: Flex YoMomma Flex's his muscles and forces all nearby allies and enemies to bow down to him And, the enemies explode 5 seconds after dropping like 8 Legendary cores Allies can stand up after 5 seconds But then, as they approach the legendary cores They too explode ... And YoMomma gets them all. WHUT BRUH Power 4: Insta MLG I WIN POWER so you use his 4th, and the mission ends Woot All the enemies die, you get all the loot And it counts as like 60 minutes of survival 60 waves of defense or interception and 50 exterminates T4 void rewards all the allies die as well, and get nothing cause they just crash and get their saved options data corrupted YEAH YUH, MY MUSCLES, to much, JO MOMMA IS YO MOMMA So what you think? He should be in the game right =o 10 out of 10, best warframe concept ever, #YOMOMMAOP2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
venon23 Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 olololoololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol so top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceColdHawk Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 Definitely less broken and less likely to get nerfed than trinity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)AngelShur Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 And this is why you don't do drugs kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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