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1st: Become an assasin

-Join the brotherhood

-Mad parkour skills

-Dope *** stealth takedown moves

-Live in Italy or whatever

DOWNSIDES

-Have to stop Templars

-Must master the art of dress up

-24/7 on the lookout

 

2nd become Jedi

-Get a lightsaber

-Live at the academy

-Can take remote control across the room with cereal in one hand and drink in the other using the force

DOWNSIDES

-Can't get married

-Have to deal with crappy excuses for robots

-Luke bosses you around (probably gonna take over him or something)

 

3rd become the Dragonborn

-Kill dragons with shouts or whatever

-Kill anyone 

-Insane pickpocketing

-Sweet weapon skills

-Become a vampire or werewolf or something

-Live in Skyrim or in a cave if you are into that

DOWNSIDES

-People seem to always want to kill you

-Ugly AF

-Have to carry heavy armor everywhere

 

4th become Tenno

-Sick Warframes

-Parkour madness

-Can't really die

-Hacking is really easy

-Cool weapons

-Get to have neck snapped by THE Kela De Thaym (what an honor)

-Space mom

DOWNSIDES

-Fat because you don't move

-For some reason peacemakers send giant zombies to kill you

-Invisible walls and useless teamates everywhere

 

Link: http://www.strawpoll.me/10815334

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Why the hell would I want to be a poor and broke &#! assassin while I can be a rich and powerful Templar? It's not like if I'm Templar therefore I'm naturally evil, I can just be a businessman that fund the Templar Order.

Why would I want to restrain myself as a Jedi while I can be completely free as a Sith? It's not like if I'm a Sith I automatically become a evil person who seeks everyone's death, I'm just a Sith that seeks my very own freedom and will do anything necessary to ensure myself free.

Why would I want to be a hunted Tenno while I can be a rich &#! bastard as a Perrin? I have the Tennos as my muscle in my businesses, I have corpus connections to make myself rich.

 

Again, why do we always have to look at the protagonists? They all seemed very #*($%%@ up to me and the downsides are very unreasonable if you ask me.

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