Eidolon_Slayer Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 (edited) Walks past MK Donald's and notices the havoc going on at the restaurant "No wonder they don't get many customers." Edited August 12, 2016 by RetiredEdgeLord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaPHENIX Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 6 hours ago, (XB1)MK Ultra K11 said: *reads message* *Think: This guys does know im immortal right?* Oh well *crumples up message and throws it in the trash* If you are reading this message that means you threw away the last one, probably thinking that the poison can't kill you. Said poison was made to kill the Orokin, which are also immortal, and it worked. 4 hours ago, heskaroid said: BREAKING NEWS our homicidal mesa reporter known only as heskaroid has being found dead in he....hi...their house, currently investigating the cause of death I place my bets on Bleach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heskaroid Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 BREAKING NEWS turns out heskaroid is on a long hangover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted August 12, 2016 Author Share Posted August 12, 2016 1 hour ago, AlphaPHENIX said: If you are reading this message that means you threw away the last one, probably thinking that the poison can't kill you. Said poison was made to kill the Orokin, which are also immortal, and it worked. I place my bets on Bleach. *Reads message* *Thinks:He does know the Orokin were just humans who could body hop and normal poison could kill them right.....I don't think he understands how any of this works* *sigh* *tosses it in the trash* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaPHENIX Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 2 hours ago, (XB1)MK Ultra K11 said: *Reads message* *Thinks:He does know the Orokin were just humans who could body hop and normal poison could kill them right.....I don't think he understands how any of this works* *sigh* *tosses it in the trash* Side note: Other things this poison can also kill: Vampires, Gods and other immortal beings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted August 12, 2016 Author Share Posted August 12, 2016 (edited) 3 minutes ago, AlphaPHENIX said: Side note: Other things this poison can also kill: Vampires, Gods and other immortal beings. From the monologue of Vor... and I qoute "I am energy and I cannot be destroyed" Nothing from the physical dimension can kill me no matter can. Only orders sent from my higher up can. Edited August 12, 2016 by (XB1)MK Ultra K11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.corvon. Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 35 minutes ago, AlphaPHENIX said: Side note: Other things this poison can also kill: Vampires, Gods and other immortal beings. *hides behind corner with dracula cape on^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 19 hours ago, (XB1)MK Ultra K11 said: K, then. Strange way to teleport. *still struggling with McGeek* *waves antidote around* look more mystery drink!!! *uses lips to get bottle and sucks on the glass* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted August 12, 2016 Author Share Posted August 12, 2016 4 minutes ago, OverlordMcGeek said: *uses lips to get bottle and sucks on the glass* Uh ok then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted August 12, 2016 Author Share Posted August 12, 2016 8 minutes ago, TheMetrocop said: *hides behind corner with dracula cape on^ Don't worry when I hit his decoy I rerouted all of the poison go to him and all of his existing decoys. In other words his plan backfired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidolon_Slayer Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 33 minutes ago, OverlordMcGeek said: *uses lips to get bottle and sucks on the glass* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heskaroid Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 BREAKING NEWS valkyr tenno death rate has increased rapidly up to 42%, investigations will commence when mkdonalds gets their *BEEP* together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaPHENIX Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 BREAKING NEWS Someone is reviving death valkyrs with what seems to be an infinite amount of Phoenix Downs. The ''Guardian Angel of kittens'' is currently anonymous and always leaves behind one of these messages. ''A Valkyr will only be killed over my dead body.'' ''Valkyrs dont die when they are killed, for I am there to save them.'' ''No Valkyr shall be killed while I live.'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted August 12, 2016 Author Share Posted August 12, 2016 6 minutes ago, AlphaPHENIX said: BREAKING NEWS Someone is reviving death valkyrs with what seems to be an infinite amount of Phoenix Downs. The ''Guardian Angel of kittens'' is currently anonymous and always leaves behind one of these messages. ''A Valkyr will only be killed over my dead body.'' ''Valkyrs dont die when they are killed, for I am there to save them.'' ''No Valkyr shall be killed while I live.'' I sa other all those valkyrs with "God poison" so reviving them causes death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heskaroid Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 BREAKING NEWS *there's blood splatter all over the wall, with a valkyr arm trying to extend up* we apologize for the inconvenience as the investigation commences, that was a reporter who's masquerading a mesa reporter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted August 13, 2016 Author Share Posted August 13, 2016 22 hours ago, heskaroid said: BREAKING NEWS *there's blood splatter all over the wall, with a valkyr arm trying to extend up* we apologize for the inconvenience as the investigation commences, that was a reporter who's masquerading a mesa reporter *is sitting at the counter waiting for orders and watching TV* I hate tv... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BladeWielder65 Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 *walks into an chaotic Mkdonalds and takes a seat* "Mm, can't wait for the special" *Takes a cup and scoops up some blood from the walls. Gets a bendy-straw and sips casually.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted August 15, 2016 Author Share Posted August 15, 2016 47 minutes ago, BladeWielder65 said: *walks into an chaotic Mkdonalds and takes a seat* "Mm, can't wait for the special" *Takes a cup and scoops up some blood from the walls. Gets a bendy-straw and sips casually.* *walks over to the table* What will it be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted August 15, 2016 Author Share Posted August 15, 2016 (I'm really sick IRL so I mighI not be posting that much.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)makrisbrik Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 10 hours ago, (XB1)MK Ultra K11 said: (I'm really sick IRL so I mighI not be posting that much.) See? Told you not to let mosquitos feast on your flesh. Get well soon and get rid of that zika virus. Starts cleaning the mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja234 Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 Starts lurking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaPHENIX Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 On 12.08.2016 г. at 11:52 PM, (XB1)MK Ultra K11 said: I sa other all those valkyrs with "God poison" so reviving them causes death. BREAKING NEWS! Every single Valkyr in existance has been given a vaccine against all poison and viruses in existance! The vaccine is adaptive, so if any new and/or undiscovered poison/virus were to enter the kitty's system, it will immediately be destroyed before it causes any symptoms or death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidolon_Slayer Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 58 minutes ago, AlphaPHENIX said: BREAKING NEWS! Every single Valkyr in existance has been given a vaccine against all poison and viruses in existance! The vaccine is adaptive, so if any new and/or undiscovered poison/virus were to enter the kitty's system, it will immediately be destroyed before it causes any symptoms or death. Not with this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Solargeo Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 28 minutes ago, RetiredEdgeLord said: Not with this. thats a laser not a virus or poison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaPHENIX Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 42 minutes ago, RetiredEdgeLord said: Not with this. 12 minutes ago, (XB1)Solargeo said: thats a laser not a virus or poison Actually it's a Spartan Laser, but still. Not virus, nor posion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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