(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted August 5, 2016 Author Share Posted August 5, 2016 Just now, (PS4)WINDMILEYNO said: Checks in wallet, and hands you a monopoly bill and some pocket lint and the spider web that was inside Fine...Well I guess you'll have to pay off your debt. *hands you a mob, and a plunger* Go clean the bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.corvon. Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 *falls out of rafters above the fryer, covered in eagle feathers* SUSPECT, PREPARE TO RECIVE CIVIL JU- oh wait hello everybody *grabs left arm and places it on the table, arm barely twitching when moved* isn't protein deficiency wonderful? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heskaroid Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 (edited) looks like this restaurant is becoming (un)popular again VICTORY Edited August 5, 2016 by heskaroid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)WINDMILEYNO Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 1 hour ago, (XB1)MK Ultra K11 said: Fine...Well I guess you'll have to pay off your debt. *hands you a mob, and a plunger* Go clean the bathroom. Stands in front of the bathroom door with broom and mop and opens door *gets into a life and death battle with the filth monster that inhabits the bathroom* Nah....I'll just go to an atm real quick and be back....eventually... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted August 5, 2016 Author Share Posted August 5, 2016 2 hours ago, heskaroid said: looks like this restaurant is becoming (un)popular again VICTORY *red alarms* Not again!!!! Alright everybody think of an idea for what we should do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted August 5, 2016 Author Share Posted August 5, 2016 2 hours ago, (PS4)WINDMILEYNO said: Stands in front of the bathroom door with broom and mop and opens door *gets into a life and death battle with the filth monster that inhabits the bathroom* Nah....I'll just go to an atm real quick and be back....eventually... *the filth monster is sad* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted August 5, 2016 Author Share Posted August 5, 2016 2 hours ago, TheMetrocop said: *falls out of rafters above the fryer, covered in eagle feathers* SUSPECT, PREPARE TO RECIVE CIVIL JU- oh wait hello everybody *grabs left arm and places it on the table, arm barely twitching when moved* isn't protein deficiency wonderful? Well....you should try eggs there great for protein and they taste delicious. *pops a raw egg in mouth and eats it* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted August 6, 2016 Author Share Posted August 6, 2016 (edited) *paces back and fourth in office* 855 views but only 135 replies...how can I get these lurkers to buy from us? I need a coffee break..... Edited August 6, 2016 by (XB1)MK Ultra K11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.corvon. Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 3 hours ago, (XB1)MK Ultra K11 said: *red alarms* Not again!!!! Alright everybody think of an idea for what we should do. dank memes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted August 6, 2016 Author Share Posted August 6, 2016 (edited) 15 hours ago, TheMetrocop said: dank memes *scribbling down on a notepad* Ok. .....I need to memeify the menu. *breaks out Ipad* Edited August 6, 2016 by (XB1)MK Ultra K11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted August 6, 2016 Author Share Posted August 6, 2016 17 hours ago, TheMetrocop said: dank memes Good idea, time to ranking the menu...once I get my hands in my iPad.....eventually. *cries* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted August 7, 2016 Author Share Posted August 7, 2016 ( The menu has been updated. I tried to post pictures and gifs but my phone/iPad can't post them for som reason) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted August 7, 2016 Author Share Posted August 7, 2016 Attention all lurkers/thread veiwers we need customers so don't be afraid to order....I'm here all day, literally this is a 24 hour MK Donald's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)WINDMILEYNO Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 (edited) 16 hours ago, (XB1)MK Ultra K11 said: ( The menu has been updated. I tried to post pictures and gifs but my phone/iPad can't post them for som reason) Because memes are under the control of my realm! Gifs belong to someone else. Edited August 8, 2016 by (PS4)WINDMILEYNO Stands creepily outside of resturant with poster of shadow of mordor in hand and money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted August 8, 2016 Author Share Posted August 8, 2016 5 hours ago, (PS4)WINDMILEYNO said: Because memes are under the control of my realm! Gifs belong to someone else. I can still do videos though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)makrisbrik Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 On 8/5/2016 at 11:02 AM, (PS4)WINDMILEYNO said: ~snip Thank you, is this the year 3000 now? Is everything platinum? Its May 12, 1984. Ah, nope! I took advantage of the summer sale of platinum but I spent all of it - so no plat and don't ask what I spent it for. I'm projecting my consciousness in this time cause I haven't been born yet. On 8/5/2016 at 10:39 AM, (XB1)MK Ultra K11 said: *the entire restaurant turns dark and a dim red light lights everything* ~Snip I thought the Stalker was coming. In case he visits, what do we serve him? Shrimp basket with tinfoil hat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heskaroid Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 (edited) BREAKING NEWS metrocop is suffering a life threatening injury following an incident involving the kitchen fryer and a roller Edited August 8, 2016 by heskaroid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)UKILR Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 *lurking outside the pickup window* "Pssst, I got something you can use to..."spice up" your food..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)makrisbrik Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 I found an orokitty stashed by the front entrance pillar of MK Donald's while dusting. I got tired of the Tazmanian devil coloring all of my frames Stalker red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaPHENIX Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 May I please have a life time suply of 30.000 Cryotic ice cubes and a few baskets Nintain Cola, please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted August 8, 2016 Author Share Posted August 8, 2016 51 minutes ago, (PS4)makrisbrik said: Its May 12, 1984. Ah, nope! I took advantage of the summer sale of platinum but I spent all of it - so no plat and don't ask what I spent it for. I'm projecting my consciousness in this time cause I haven't been born yet. I thought the Stalker was coming. In case he visits, what do we serve him? Shrimp basket with tinfoil hat? We.....lead him to the freezer so we can "chat". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted August 8, 2016 Author Share Posted August 8, 2016 47 minutes ago, heskaroid said: BREAKING NEWS metrocop is suffering a life threatening injury following an incident involving the kitchen fryer and a roller Wait what happened!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted August 8, 2016 Author Share Posted August 8, 2016 44 minutes ago, (XB1)UKILR said: *lurking outside the pickup window* "Pssst, I got something you can use to..."spice up" your food..." *is suddenly behind you wearing a hoodie and shady clothing* What is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted August 8, 2016 Author Share Posted August 8, 2016 34 minutes ago, (PS4)makrisbrik said: I found an orokitty stashed by the front entrance pillar of MK Donald's while dusting. I got tired of the Tazmanian devil coloring all of my frames Stalker red. Hmm...that means the queens were here....so I guess we are sponsored by the grineer now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)UKILR Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 (edited) 27 minutes ago, (XB1)MK Ultra K11 said: *is suddenly behind you wearing a hoodie and shady clothing* What is it? *Throws spores into your eyes* "Pocket infested! Guaranteed to turn your clients into your zombies!" Edited August 8, 2016 by (XB1)UKILR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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