BrownStalin Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 (edited) You can set the year of your birth to 1866. I don't know how anyone would be alive by this point but the option is there. This thread turned into a Me vs Metro on who is best Russki Edited September 16, 2016 by BrownStalin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)GeckoGenesis Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 ...I'm still alive. Barely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternalOdyessy Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 14 minutes ago, (XB1)GeckoGenesis said: ...I'm still alive. Barely. Of course Gex the Gecko is still kicking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)GeckoGenesis Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 7 minutes ago, EternalOdyessy said: Of course Gex the Gecko is still kicking. We reptiles live a very, very, veeeeeery long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElGuirrix Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 27 minutes ago, BrownStalin said: You can set the year of your birth to 1866. I don't know how anyone would be alive by this point but the option is there. Being someone born in 1874 this offends me greatly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownStalin Posted September 15, 2016 Author Share Posted September 15, 2016 6 minutes ago, ElGuirrix said: Being someone born in 1874 this offends me greatly Dude i checked your profile and you are born in 1999. This is very tri-...triggegege-... TRIGGERING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElGuirrix Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Just now, BrownStalin said: Dude i checked your profile and you are born in 1999. This is very tri-...triggegege-... TRIGGERING I just like pretending a century less once in a while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.corvon. Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 1 minute ago, BrownStalin said: Dude i checked your profile and you are born in 1999. This is very tri-...triggegege-... TRIGGERING need subtitles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownStalin Posted September 15, 2016 Author Share Posted September 15, 2016 2 minutes ago, TheMetrocop said: need subtitles This is all i understood. "Allo blazers nofakerz 'ere an today we will wotch cringee vedio xaxaxaxax)))))))))))" 4 minutes ago, ElGuirrix said: I just like pretending a century less once in a while "No need to pretend. Just be you. Don't try to be someone you are not"- Adolf Hitler 4/20/1889 - 4/30/1945 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.corvon. Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 20 minutes ago, BrownStalin said: This is all i understood. "Allo blazers nofakerz 'ere an today we will wotch cringee vedio xaxaxaxax)))))))))))" "No need to pretend. Just be you. Don't try to be someone you are not"- Adolf Hitler 4/20/1889 - 4/30/1945 iz cringi brb getin vodka cyka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownStalin Posted September 15, 2016 Author Share Posted September 15, 2016 Just now, TheMetrocop said: iz cringi brb getin vodka cyka brb gotta get my gas mask for my yearly pilgrimage to Chernobyl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.corvon. Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Just now, BrownStalin said: brb gotta get my gas mask for my yearly pilgrimage to Chernobyl idi nahui do not forget to wear track suit to chernobyl cyka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownStalin Posted September 15, 2016 Author Share Posted September 15, 2016 2 minutes ago, TheMetrocop said: idi nahui do not forget to wear track suit to chernobyl cyka papuli cyka dont forget the AK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.corvon. Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Just now, BrownStalin said: papuli cyka dont forget the AK ivan no magazine go on top of gun nahui Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownStalin Posted September 15, 2016 Author Share Posted September 15, 2016 1 minute ago, TheMetrocop said: ivan no magazine go on top of gun nahui blyat dat no show love to gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.corvon. Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Just now, BrownStalin said: blyat dat no show love to gun idi blyat no show love to bare hands bare hands never run out of bullet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tnccs215 Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 1 minute ago, TheMetrocop said: idi blyat no show love to bare hands bare hands never run out of bullet bare hands run out of skin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownStalin Posted September 15, 2016 Author Share Posted September 15, 2016 (edited) 2 minutes ago, TheMetrocop said: idi blyat no show love to bare hands bare hands never run out of bullet idi cyka no you don't understand if you shoot boollet into gun then you never run out of boollet Edited September 15, 2016 by BrownStalin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.corvon. Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Just now, tnccs215 said: bare hands run out of skin only if bare hands do not work for glory of mother russia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownStalin Posted September 15, 2016 Author Share Posted September 15, 2016 1 minute ago, tnccs215 said: bare hands run out of skin only capitalists hands run out of skin in russia, when you run out of skin, you borrow skin from fellow comrade for the glory of international communism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.corvon. Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 5 minutes ago, BrownStalin said: idi cyka no you don't understand if you shoot boollet into gun then you never run out of boollet gun needs cool down bare hands shatter steel blyat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownStalin Posted September 15, 2016 Author Share Posted September 15, 2016 3 minutes ago, TheMetrocop said: gun needs cool down bare hands shatter steel blyat never cool down when you have cool thoughts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorila_Azul Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 I have a friend in Minsk, who has a friend in Pinsk whose friend in Omsk has friend in Tomsk with friend in Akmonlinsk. His friend in Alexandrovsk has friend in Petropavlovsk whose friend somehow is solving now the problem in Dnepropetrovsk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.corvon. Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 26 minutes ago, BrownStalin said: never cool down when you have cool thoughts... need more red blyat is not russia enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownStalin Posted September 15, 2016 Author Share Posted September 15, 2016 40 minutes ago, TheMetrocop said: need more red blyat is not russia enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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