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The Christmas song by Nat King Cole

(The Frostmas Song) originally the Christmas song

Argon roasting on an open fire

Frost prime nipping at your nose

Octavia’s anthem being sung by the choir

and ostron dressed up like eskimos 

everybody knows some noggles and some pup kubrows

Helps remove this seasons blight

tiny kavats with their eyes all aglow

will find it hard to sleep tonight

they know that Darvo’s on his way

he’s loaded lots of deals and goodies on his sleigh

and every lotus’ child is gonna spy

to see if zephyr really knows how to fly

and so I’m offering this simple phrase

To Tenno from 1 to 92

although it’s been said many times many ways MERRY Frostmas tooo yyoooouu

 

 

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Here's my submission: Wham! - Last Christmas

Spoiler

 

Skoom! - Last Tennomas

Last Tennomas, I gave you my mod

But the very next day, you sold it for plat,

This year, to save me from tears,

I'll put it on a weapon with good stat...

 

Last Tennomas, I gave you my mod

But the very next day, you sold it for plat,

This year, to save me from tears,

I'll put it on a weapon with good stat...

 

Once bitten, and twice Quiette Shy,

I keep my distance,

But Mirage Prime catches my eye,

 

Tell me, Stalker,

Do you recognize me?

Well, i'm levelling up a frame,

And you never suprised me,

 

(Merry Tennomas)

I wrapped it up and extracted

With a note saying "I wish you'd drop Hate,"

I needed it,

 

Now I know that I was underleveled,

But if I killed Alad V,

I know you'd make this mission disheveled,

 

Last Tennomas, I gave you my mod

But the very next day, you sold it for plat,

This year, to save me from tears,

I'll put it on a weapon with good stat...

 

Last Tennomas, I gave you my mod

But the very next day, you sold it for plat,

This year, to save me from tears,

I'll put it on a weapon with good stat...

 

(Oh, oh my Rubico Riven Mod...)

 

A crowded raid, a squad with tired eyes,

I'm hiding from you and your soul of ice,

Dear Lotus, I thought you were someone to rely on,

Me? I guess I was abandoned by Space Mom,

 

A face of a frame with fire in his heart,

A Hydroid undertowed but you somehow tore me apart

Now I've found a real Prime you'll never take me again,

 

Last Tennomas, I gave you my mod

But the very next day, you sold it for plat,

This year, to save me from tears,

I'll put it on a weapon with good stat...

 

Last Tennomas, I gave you my mod

But the very next day, you sold it for plat,

This year, to save me from tears,

I'll put it on a weapon with good stat...

 

A face of a frame with fire in his heart,

A Hydroid undertowed but you somehow tore me apart

Maybe next rotation, i'll get that relic,

And maybe hope to get that Galatine Prime Blueprint...

 

Thank you DE for allowing us to make our own Warframe-themed Christmas song!

(But seriously, I sold a GODLIKE Rubico Riven Mod, unrolled, maxed out, for 40 platinum. That left a scar that Stalker couldn't possibly even hope to beat.)

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Bullet Jump (Jingle Bells by James Lord Pierpont)

 

Bullet jump, Bullet jump

Tuck and roll away

Oh what fun it is to slide

And kill Grineer today, hey!

Bullet jump, Bullet jump

Tuck and roll away

Oh what fun it is to slide

And kill Grineer today!

 

It's nighttime on the plains,

The Teralyst's awake,

It's time to blast the Vomvalysts

And shoo them all away

Let's get his shields down,

Void blasting till it's done, 

Avoid the AoE attacks, 

And now here comes the fun! 

 

Bullet jump, Bullet jump

Tuck and roll away

Oh what fun it is to slay

The Teralyst today, hey!

Bullet jump, Bullet jump

Tuck and roll away

Oh what fun it is to slay

The Teralyst today!

 

The sun is coming up, 

The Teralyst retreats,

All our progress lost,

Oh no, oh woe is we!

Grineer are coming now,

It's time to make them flee,

Incursions and some fishing time

Is what we really need

 

Bullet jump, Bullet jump

Tuck and roll away

Killing time until it's night

Come on Grineer let's play, hey!

Bullet jump, Bullet jump

Tuck and roll away

Killing time until it's night

Come on Grineer let's play!

 

Lyrics written by: M00ncat526

Special thanks to:

Chuckninja13

Shiroe_Inferno

MichaelPitt691

fdg1985

For inspiration and overwhelming support. 

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Deck the Halls (by Thomas Oliphant)

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Deck the halls with Tenno blood,
Grakata-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!
Kill the Corpus and behead Frohd,
Grakata-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!
Grineer might flies out the barrel,
Grakata-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!
Troul this ancient Grineer carol,
Grakata-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!

See the bullets fly before us,
Grakata-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!
Our guns strike in mighty chorus!
Grakata-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!
Raid and loot in merry measure,
Grakata-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!
Kill skoom and claim all their treasure!
Grakata-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!

Fast away the maggot foes run,
Grakata-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!
Another glorious conquering done,
Grakata-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!
Together under banners of red sheen,
Grakata-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!
United wage war for the Queens!
Grakata-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!

 

Edited by Leemubay
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'The Twelve Days of Christmas' English arrangement By Frederic Austin

My version is named 'Twelve Days of Tennobaum'

 
Spoiler

 

[Verse 1]
On the first day of Tennobaum my space mom inboxed me
An Ordis with a bugged chip
 
[Verse 2]
On the second day of Tennobaum my space mom inboxed me
Two grakatas, and
an Ordis with a bugged chip
 
[Verse 3]
On the third day of Tennobaum my space mom inboxed me
Three Ostrons
Two grakatas, and
An Ordis with a bugged chip
 
[Verse 4]
On the fourth day of Tennobaum my space mom inboxed me
Four-player teams
Three Ostrons
Two grakatas, and
An Ordis with a bugged chip
 
[Verse 5]
On the fifth day of Tennobaum my space mom inboxed me
Five mirage frames
Four-player teams
Three Ostrons
Two grakatas, and
An Ordis with a bugged chip
 
[Verse 6]
On the sixth day of Tennobaum my space mom inboxed me
Six bursas charging
Five mirage frames
Four-player teams
Three Ostrons
Two grakatas, and
An Ordis with a bugged chip
 
[Verse 7]
On the seventh day of Tennobaum my space mom inboxed me
Seven fish a-flailing
Six bursas charging
Five mirage frames
Four-player teams
Three Ostrons
Two grakatas, and
An Ordis with a bugged chip
 
[Verse 8]
On the eighth day of Tennobaum my space mom inboxed me
Eight days of grinding
Seven fish a-flailing
Six bursas charging
Five mirage frames
Four-player teams
Three Ostrons
Two grakatas, and
An Ordis with a bugged chip
 
[Verse 9]
On the nineth day of Tennobaum my space mom inboxed me
Nine bullet dance mods
Eight days of grinding
Seven fish a-flailing
Six bursas charging
Five mirage frames
Four-player teams
Three Ostrons
Two grakatas, and
An Ordis with a bugged chip
 
[Verse 10]
On the tenth day of Tennobaum my space mom inboxed me
Ten forma blueprints
Nine bullet dance mods
Eight days of grinding
Seven fish a-flailing
Six bursas charging
Five mirage frames
Four-player teams
Three Ostrons
Two grakatas, and
An Ordis with a bugged chip
 
[Verse 11]
On the eleventh day of Tennobaum my space mom inboxed me
Eleven kubrows barking
Ten forma blueprints
Nine bullet dance mods
Eight days of grinding
Seven fish a-flailing
Six bursas charging
Five mirage frames
Four-player teams
Three Ostrons
Two grakatas, and
An Ordis with a bugged chip
 
[Verse 12]
On the twelth day of Tennobaum my space mom inboxed me
Twelve kavats clawing
Eleven kubrows barking
Ten forma blueprints
Nine bullet dance mods
Eight days of grinding
Seven fish a-flailing
Six bursas charging
Five mirage frames
Four-player teams
Three Ostrons
Two grakatas, and
An Ordis with a bugged chip

 

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Here is my take on The First Nowell, a traditional English Christmas Carol, if I believe Wikipedia (I'm French and didn't know about it beforehand, but quite liked it). I wrote this from what might be a potential point of view of a Cetus' inhabitant. Spoilers for people who didn't go through Natah and The Second Dream. And sorry for the potential errors and the murder of English poetry, once again, it's not my first language. So, here we go!

 

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The first Awakening the legends say
Was to certain Tennos that in a dream did lay
In dream where they lay, kept from the grip
Of a wretched race, whose evil was deep

Awakening, born are the saviours of the universe.

They looked up and saw the stars
Eaten by a war, beyond even Mars
And to the Earth they gave light
Bearing the power of their Warframes' might

But the might of those weapons
Brought envy and jealousy upon
The Tenno and their Mother, Sentient
Who to darkness was resilient

This might grew throughout the system
Subject to everyone's blame
But in the regard of morals
It kept the purity of its path

Then on Earth a new power rose
Surging from the time of olds
And the Tennos by their presence
Cleansed the Plains of evil intents

Then let us all with one accord
Sing the song of our lords
Keeping Cetus from harm through
The price of their blood, by which peace is brought

 

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here is mine

song: 12 days of Christmas 

by the original English composer Frederic Austin

Twelve Days of tennobaum

On the first day of tennobaum, the lotus sent to me
a rhino smashing all the trees.

On the second day of tennobaum, the lotus sent to me
two grakatas
and a rhino smashing all the trees.

On the third day of tennobaum, the lotus sent to me
Three helminth chargers, two grakatas
And a rhino smashing all the trees.

On the fourth day of tennobaum, the lotus sent to me
Four packs of forma, Three helminth chargers, two grakatas
And a rhino smashing all the trees.

On the fifth day of tennobaum, the lotus sent to me
FIVE GOLDEEEN PRIMMESS.
Four packs of forma, Three helminth chargers, two grakatas
And a rhino smashing all the trees.

On the sixth day of tennobaum, the lotus gave to me
Six puns from ordis,
FIVE GOLDEEEN PRIMMESS.
Four packs of forma, Three helminth chargers, two grakatas
And a rhino smashing all the trees.

On the seventh day of tennobaum, the lotus gave to me
Seven mesa's gunning, Six puns from ordis,
FIVE GOLDEEEN PRIMMESS.
Four packs of forma, Three helminth chargers, two grakatas
And a rhino smashing all the trees.

On the eighth day of tennobaum, the lotus gave to me
Eight embers burning, Seven mesa's gunning, Six puns from ordis,
FIVE GOLDEEEN PRIMMESS.
Four packs of forma, Three helminth chargers, two grakatas
And a rhino smashing all the trees.

On the ninth day of tennobaum, the lotus gave to me
Nine eidolon hunts, Eight embers burning, Seven mesa's gunning, Six puns from ordis,
FIVE GOLDEEEN PRIMMESS.
Four packs of forma, Three helminth chargers, two grakatas
And a rhino smashing all the trees.


On the tenth day of tennobaum, the lotus gave to me
Ten kavat genes, Nine eidolon hunts, Eight embers burning, Seven mesa's gunning, Six puns from ordis,
FIVE GOLDEEEN PRIMMESS.
Four packs of forma, Three helminth chargers, two grakatas
And a rhino smashing all the trees.

On the "clem''leventh day of tennobaum, the lotus gave to me
Eleven darvos jumping,Ten kavat genes, Nine eidolon hunts, Eight embers burning, Seven mesa's gunning, Six puns from ordis,
FIVE GOLDEEEN PRIMMESS.
Four packs of forma, Three helminth chargers, two grakatas
And a rhino smashing all the trees.


(sing slowly)--> On the twelfth day of tennobaum, the lotus gave to me
TWELVE TONS OF PLATINUMMMM, Eleven darvos jumping,Ten kavat genes, Nine eidolon hunts, Eight embers burning, Seven mesa's gunning, Six puns from ordis,
FIVE GOLDEEEN PRIMMESS.
Four packs of forma, Three helminth chargers, two grakatas
And a rhino smashing all the treeeeeeeeeeeeeees.

thank you it took me a little bit to make this with some help of my two ps4 friends dusvette & Mimisayuri. merry Christmas everyone :highfive: 

Edited by (PS4)mahokingkendall
forgot allies
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12 Days of Christmas Originally made by Frederic Austin

Remade into 12 Days of Solstice by ORION-BROWN-347 (PS4)

On the first day of Solstace, DE gave to me 
A Kubrow in the incubator 

On the second day of Solstace, DE gave to me 
Two argon crystals and a 
Kubrow in the incubator 

On the third day of Solstace, DE gave to me 
Three new Chromas, 
Two argon crystals and a 
Kubrow in the incubator 

On the fourth day of Solstice, DE gave to me
Four Lex Primes
Three new Chromas 
Two argon crystals and a 
Kubrow in the incubator 

On the fifth day of Solstace, DE gave to me
Five f****** plat
Four Lex Primes
Three new Chromas 
Two argon crystals and a 
Kubrow in the incubator 

On the sixth day of Solstace, DE gave to me
Six Clems clemming  
Five f****** plat
Four Lex Primes 
Three new Chromas 
Two argon crystals and a 
Kubrow in the incubator 

On the seventh day of Solstace, DE gave to me 
Seven rollers rolling 
Six Clems clemming  
Five f****** plat
Four Lex Primes 
Three new Chromas 
Two argon crystals and a 
Kubrow in the incubator 

On the eighth day of Solstace, DE gave to me 
Eight traders trading 
Seven rollers rolling 
Six Clems clemming  
Five f****** plat 
Four Lex Primes 
Three new Chromas 
Two argon crystals and a 
Kubrow in the incubator 

On the ninth day of Solstace, DE gave to me 
Nine Regors ranting
Eight traders trading  
Seven rollers rolling 
Six Clems clemming 
Five f****** plat 
Four Lex Primes 
Three new Chromas 
Two argon crystals and a
Kubrow in the incubator 

On the tenth day of Solstace, DE gave to me 
Ten healers healing 
Nine Regors ranting 
Eight traders trading 
Seven rollers rolling 
Six Clems clemming  
Five f****** plat
Four Lex Primes 
Three new Chromas 
Two argon crystals and a
Kubrow in the incubator 

On the eleventh day of Solstace, DE gave to me 
Eleven Stalkers stalking 
Ten healers healing 
Nine Regors ranting 
Eight traders trading 
Seven rollers rolling 
Six Clems clemming 
Five f****** plat 
Four Lex Primes 
Three new Chromas 
Two argon crystals and a 
Kubrow in the incubator 

On the twelfth day of Solstace, DE gave to me
Twelve Formas forming
Eleven Stalkers stalking  
Ten healers healing 
Nine Regors ranting 
Eight traders trading 
Seven rollers rolling 
Six Clems clemming 
Five f****** plat 
Four Lex Primes 
Three new Chromas 
Two argon crystals and a 
Kubrow in the incubator

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Jingle Bells, by James Lord Pierpont, published under the title "One Horse Open Sleigh"

 

Spoiler

Grinding Bells

Dashing through the snow
On a max out Maiming Strike,
Over the fields we go,
Sliding all the way;
Combo slide-n slash,
Making Grineers red,
What fun it is to slide and slash
A grinding game tonight.


Chorus
Hey! Infest Smells, Grineers yells,
Tennos all the way!
O what fun it is to grind
In a one-hit sliding swipe.

Hey! Corpus Sells, Sentients fell,
Tennos all the way!
O what fun it is to grind
In a one-hit sliding swipe.

 

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Jingle bells By Jimmy Buffet

Pro-frame By TornadoTigerZzz

(Took me 30 minutes to make)

warframe, warframe, I play it every day!

Oh what fun it is to fly in the middle of open space!

Warframe, warframe, I play it everyday!

Oh what fun it is to fly, through the corpus space!

 

We're dashing through our foes, in our newest frame

And o'er the shield we go slaying all the way!

The bells on my furax, they're killing grineer sight!

What fun it is to fight and sing a slaying song tonight!

 

warframe, warframe, I play it every day!

Oh what fun it is to fly in the middle of open space!

Warframe, warframe, I play it everyday!

Oh what fun it is to fly, through the kuva space!

 

A day ago I thought, I'd take a run to get platinum

I'd be driving think bout the fun

It was very hot, And dog jerked an fried

And all I had to do that day was use my credit card

 

warframe, warframe, I play it every day!

Oh what fun it is to fly in the middle of open space!

Warframe, warframe, I play it everyday!

Oh what fun it is to play, the greatest game in space!

 

 

 

 

 

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Silent night by Joseph Mohr
-as sung by ordis-
 
 
 
...SCREEMING.. Night
...dying... Night
All is...bleeding...
All is....burning...
Round yon....ordis does not understand....
Mother and....the dead...
Holy infant so tender and...morbid...
Sleep in....fear...
Sleep in heavenly...death... 
Silent....screeming...
....burning...Night
Shepeards pray at...graves...
Glory streams from...hell spires....
Heavenly...ordis does not understand....sing....NNNNOOOO...
Lotus the Savior is...screeching....
Lotus Savior is... burning....
Silent...death...
Holy...sh”t...
All is...gone...
And all is....TOO BRIGHT...
Round yon....the queens...
Mother and....vor...
Holy infant so.....die my Tenno....
...die... in... my arms...
Sleep....forever....
.....everyone is gone....
....devastated.... Night
Sleep in.... AAAAAAHHHHHH.... peace 
 
 
 
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“The Twelve Days of Warframe”

 

On the first day of Warframe

The Lotus gave to me:

A forma for my daily

 

On the second day of Warframe

The Lotus gave to me:

Two nanospores

And a forma for my daily

 

On the third day of Warframe

The Lotus gave to me:

Three argon

Two nanospores

And a forma for my daily

 

On the fourth day of Warframe

The Lotus gave to me:

Four credit boosts

Three argon

Two nanospores

And a forma for my daily

 

On the fifth day of Warframe

The Lotus gave to me:

TWIIN GRAKATAAAAS

Four credit boosts

Three argon

Two nanospores

And a forma for my daily

 

On the sixth day of Warframe

The Lotus gave to me:

Six Kubrow laying

TWIIN GRAKATAAAAS

Four credit boosts

Three argon

Two nanospores

And a forma for my daily

 

On the seventh day of Warframe

The Lotus gave to me:

Seven Simaris targets

Six Kubrow laying

TWIIN GRAKATAAAAS

Four credit boosts

Three argon

Two nanospores

And a forma for my daily

 

On the eighth day of Warframe

The Lotus gave to me:

Eight blue potatoes

Seven Simaris targets

Six Kubrow laying

TWIIN GRAKATAAAAS

Four credit boosts

Three argon

Two nanospores

And a forma for my daily

 

On the ninth day of Warframe

The Lotus gave to me:

Nine Harrow chassis

Eight blue potatoes

Seven Simaris targets

Six Kubrow laying

TWIIN GRAKATAAAAS

Four credit boosts

Three argon

Two nanospores

And a forma for my daily

 

On the tenth day of Warframe

The Lotus gave to me:

Ten puns from Ordis

Nine Harrow chassis

Eight blue potatoes

Seven Simaris targets

Six Kubrow laying

TWIIN GRAKATAAAAS

Four credit boosts

Three argon

Two nanospores

And a forma for my daily

 

On the eleventh day of Warframe

The Lotus gave to me:

Eleven rolling rivens

Ten puns from Ordis

Nine Harrow chassis

Eight blue potatoes

Seven Simaris targets

Six Kubrow laying

TWIIN GRAKATAAAAS

Four credit boosts

Three argon

Two nanospores

And a forma for my daily

 

On the twelfth day of Warframe

The Lotus gave to me:

Twelve Clems a Clemming

Eleven rolling rivens

Ten puns from Ordis

Nine Harrow chassis

Eight blue potatoes

Seven Simaris targets

Six Kubrow laying

TWIIN GRAKATAAAAS

Four credit boosts

Three argon

Two nanospores

And a forma for my daily

 

Original song: “The Twelve Days of Christmas” by Frederic Austin

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Bloody Battle
(White Christmas by Bing Crosby)

I'm dreaming of a bloody battle
Just like the Old War I used to know
Where the Sentients are defeated
and the Orokin reign ended
Then hear Lotus say, "Wake up, Tenno."

I'm dreaming of a bloody battle
To every enemies I fight
May you all perish from my might
And may your sweet loot drop tonight.

I'm dreaming of a bloody battle
Ordis is visualizing one too
Where Grineers "Ket kleming"
And Corpus "Jatttaseying"
And Infested shrieking from one blow.

I'm dreaming of a bloody battle
To every Tenno in mission tonight
May your armaments be many and right
And may your Warframe fashion be tight.

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Winter Wonderland by Bing Crosby

Warframe Wonderland

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rhino roars

are you listening

on Neptune

Corpus working

A beautiful night

On Cetus tonight

Farming in a Warframe Wonderland

 

Ki'Teer brings me a primed mod

Here to stay in my mod slot

It brings me much joy

Just like a toy

Farming in a Warframe Wonderland

 

With the Lotus we can build a snowman

Then pretend that he is Alad V

He'll say: Zanuka

We'll say: no man

But you can farm around

when you're with me

 

Later on

Working hardly

Building weapons by the foundry

To kill eidolons

The plains that we're on

Farming in a Warframe Wonderland

 

With the Lotus we can build some weapons

And use them on the Grineer

We'll have lots of fun with our weapons

Until the bombards ruin our cheer

 

In Warframe

It's been great now

Though our Tenno they have amps now

We'll kill the Corpus

They can't reach us

Farming in a Warframe Wonderland

 

Farming in a Warframe Wonderland

Farming in a Warframe Wonderland

 

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Gene Autry - Rudolph the red nose reindeer

Ivara the huntress warframe, had a pretty boring skin and if you ever saw it, you would even say it was lame. All of the other warframes, used to laugh and call her names.They never let poor ivara join in any lunaro. Then one awesome tennogen hitsu came to say.Ivara your skin is such a bore. Dont you think deserve more. And how the tenno loved itAnd they shouted out with glee. Ivara the huntress warframe, now youll be known as pretty

 

Merry Christmas from Sarahsaurusx2014!! :)

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Vay Hek the Blue Lipped Grineer

(Rudolph the red nosed reindeer)

1. You know Ven'Kra and Regor and Sargas Ruk and Lech Kril, you know Captian Vor and Shik Tal and Leekter and Kela De Thaym.

2. But do you recall the most famous grineer of all?

3. Vay hek the blue lipped grineer, had some very sexy lips. And if you ever saw them you would even say "Hot damn!"

4. All of the other grineer, used to laugh and call him names. They never let poor vay hek, join in any grineer games.

5. Then one foggy christmas eve, the grineer queens came to say: "Vay Hek with your lips so nice, won't you lead my army tonight?"

6. Then all the grineer loved him, as they shouted out with glee, Vay Hek the blue-lipped grineer, you'll go down in history!

(Repeat lines 3-6 once more)

 

 

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Warframe Rules  (Jingle Bells,  by James Lord Pierpont)

 

Dashing through the plains
In a tricked out Ember Frame
Scorching the fields we go,
Laughing all the way
Shots from snipers ring,
Our Archwings take flight
What fun it is to laugh and hunt
an Eidolon tonight!

Oh, Warframe rules, Warframe rules
Warframe all the way
Oh, what fun it is to hide
then sneak attack your prey
Oh, Warframe rules, Warframe rules
Warframe all the way
Oh, what fun it is to play
a Space Ninja all day!

A day or two ago,
I thought I'd take a ride,
And soon a Rhino Frame
Was charging by my side;
He charged Infested hordes,
He fought the Plague Star blight,
His custom Zaw "The Boom Stick",
slaughered everything in sight.

Oh, Warframe rules, Warframe rules
Warframe all the way
Oh, what fun it is to hide
then sneak attack your prey
Oh, Warframe rules, Warframe rules
Warframe all the way
Oh, what fun it is to play
a Space Ninja all day!

Oh, Warframe rules, Warframe rules
Warframe all the way
Oh, what fun it is to hide
then sneak attack your prey
Oh, Warframe rules, Warframe rules
Warframe all the way
Oh, what fun it is to play
a Space Ninja all day!

Now the ground is red
Lotus is never wrong
She brought you here to fight
And sing this slaying song
Just get a decent gun
and an Itzal Arch for speed
Take aim at every Grinner skull,
And crack! you'll make them bleed

Oh, Warframe rules, Warframe rules
Warframe all the way
Oh, what fun it is to hide
then sneak attack your prey
Oh, Warframe rules, Warframe rules
Warframe all the way
Oh, what fun it is to play
a Space Ninja all day!

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We three kings

(we warframes)

 

We warframes of Cetus are

bearing mods we’ve gone so far 

Clem and darvo 

vor and sergeant

Following darvo Star 

 

star of darvo Star of Clem

star of lotus beauty bright

grineer beating

corpus feeding

guide us to thy aryan light

 

Born a G.O.A.T. On eidolon’s plain 

standing we bring for Clem again 

Star forever

ceasing never 

over us all to Clem 

 

Star of darvo Star of Clem 

Star of lotus beauty bright 

Grineer beating

corpus feeding 

guide us to thy aryan light 

 

Orokin cells to offer have I 

One cell owns a darvo nigh

War and fissures warframes racing

Lift up darvo on high 

 

star of darvo Star of Clem 

star of lotus beauty bright 

grineer beating 

corpus feeding 

guide us to thy aryan light

 

 

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Dashing Through the Plains

Dashing through the Plains

in a poorly built war frame

all the times we've slain

for some Warframe fame

gra ka ta

Banshee's loud cry rings

making enemy spirits die

how fun it is to run and kill 

with a warframe of your style

 

Oh, Darvo Deals Darvo Deals

they make me want to scream

i could spend that plat on something else

like you could only dream 

hey

Darvo Deals Darvo Deals

what is up with this 

ill spend that plat on something else

to make, me,  filled with bliss

 

 

This is all I got

 

 

 

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15 minutes ago, (PS4)tobyhdtv said:

We three kings

(we warframes)

 

We warframes of Cetus are

bearing mods we’ve gone so far 

Clem and darvo 

vor and sergeant

Following darvo Star 

 

star of darvo Star of Clem

star of lotus beauty bright

grineer beating

corpus feeding

guide us to thy aryan light

 

Born a G.O.A.T. On eidolon’s plain 

standing we bring for Clem again 

Star forever

ceasing never 

over us all to Clem 

 

Star of darvo Star of Clem 

Star of lotus beauty bright 

Grineer beating

corpus feeding 

guide us to thy aryan light 

 

Orokin cells to offer have I 

One cell owns a darvo nigh

War and fissures warframes racing

Lift up darvo on high 

 

star of darvo Star of Clem 

star of lotus beauty bright 

grineer beating 

corpus feeding 

guide us to thy aryan light

 

 

Good Job

 

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I have prepared a very special rendition of "Joy to the World", originally written by Isaac Watts.

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Joy to the world, the Tenno come

Let Earth recieve her saints

Let every Grineer be met with their maker

And Lancers and Seekers bleed

And Butchers and Hellions bleed

And Napalms, Bombards and Manics bleed

 

Joy to the world, the Tenno fight

Alad won't sleep tonight

Crush Moas and Ospreys

Corvettes, Frigates and Carriers

Alad needs a refund

Alad needs a refund

And Alad V needs a refund

 

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Silent Night by Joseph Mohr

WARFRAME ver.-

Silent stalker , Holy lotus 

All is Clem, All is void

Round yon Ember Frost and Exca

Holy operator so tender an mild

Sleep in second dream

Sleep in second dream

 

Silent stalker, Holy Lotus

Son of Teshin, loves conclave

Radiant beams from thy chest

With the dawn of eidolon plains

Trinity, Harrow, at thy birth

Trinity, Harrow, at thy birth

 

Silent stalker, Holy lotus

Grineer quake at the sight

Hydriod unleashed kraken from afar

Valkry prime roars 

Lotus, a tenno is born

Lotus, a tenno is born

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Here Comes Santa Claus

Here Comes Grakata

 

Here comes grakata

Here comes grakata

Maybe it’s the twin

Shooting down all the grineer

Using their own weapons against them

All the Tenno worship this gun as it is used by holy Clem

Region chat has trained me well to make his holy hymn

Here comes grakata

Here comes grakata

It’s in Tenno hands

Shooting all of the Corpus

With their laser rifles in hand

Gun them down with grakata

I’m sure Clem would be proud

So load your grakatas

And pray to Clem because grakata has come to town!

 

 

 

Alright boys and girls thank you for reading my masterpiece about the holy grakata. Love you all and goodbye!

Edited by (XB1)TrippTheSkrtGod
I was missing the last two lines because I accidentally deleted them before posting
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Tennobaum tennobaum tennobaum rock

Fragors swing and red crits ring

My tonkor is blowing up bundles of fun

Now tennobaum has begun

 

Tennobaum Tennobaum Tennobaum rock

Limbo bends time and all the noobs whine

Slashin’ and Dashin’ that’s what we do

In the Warframe air!

 

They can’t die,

And they all cry

To give Gara a nerf.

 

Tennogen time it’s a swell time

 

To go spend your hard earned plat

 

Level up all of your

New warframes.

 

Acad around The clock.

 

Mix and a-Mingle in the

Trade chat.

 

That’s the Tennobaum rock!

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