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    Yolf

    You only live forever

     

    Yolnt

    You only live nine times

     

    Yoln

    You only live never

     

    Yolt

    You outta look twice

     

     

     

     

     

    My friend and I got really bored one day...

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    Uncle Hek, please.

    I will do it, but I think someone else should also start writing these too! I mean, you are all going to get bored with how I write soon, so a new twist on the writing style could be great!

    Boy Warframes Vs Girl Warframes!

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    Excalibur used super jump + heavy impact!

     

    It's super effective!

     

    2481

     

    Using this one, because of Rules. Guess I need to restore someone energy, maybe I can steal it from him? (Trinity Energy Vampire) 2482

     

    I like the sound of that, banshee drops the base and raises the counter even higher. 2483.

    Can't use this one, because of rules.

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    Hmmmm.

    A squid.

    Mmmmhmmm a squid.

    When I was 9 years old, I was deeply in love with squids. I had millions of squid dolls, toys, and shirts. I would pray to the Squid King every night, thanking him and his squishy tentacles. My dad heard me, and he called me a fish. He was just jealous of my devotion to Squids, so I called him a Plankton. He slapped me and sent me to bed.

    I was warm under my covers, but I felt something cold moving towards me. Then I cold and slimy tentacle rapped around my leg. I turned and saw the squid king! He leaned in close to me and whispered into my ear, "This is my Ocean." And he lifted me with his slimy tentacles, putting my on my hands and knees on my bed.

    I was ready for him, so I closed my eyes, and bit onto my lip waiting for what I knew was coming. But instead, he picked me up again, and sat me down on the edge of my bed. He pulled out a can of Tuna, and handed me it. I was allergic to Tuna, but I wanted to please the Squid king, so I started eating as fast as I could, and for some reason, King Squid started to Hum.

    I started into a coughing fit because of the Tuna, and King Squid was shocked at what was happening, He, with ease, shoved some of his tentacles down my mouth, and if to get the tuna out of me. At that moment my dad walked in.

    King Squid looked at him, and said, "Don't give him tuna." And his tentacle got out of my mouth, tuna in hand. He then flew out of the window, with my dad and me looking in awe.

    Squids are love. Squids carry Tuna.

     

     

     

     

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    Just A Little Way For The Community To Help Others!

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    Think I've used that site before. May do some later. If I recall the questions would get harder every 10 you answered correctly. My one question is this: If the owners of that site have all that rice, why do they need me to answer questions to give it to people? Still a noble cause though. 

    Each add on that site buys 2 cups of rice, so they don't really have all that rice beforehand.

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    Here goes:

    When I was 9 years old, I was in love with leaves. I would collect as many as possible, and pray to the leaf god every night. My dad heard me, and called me a Tree. I know he was just jealous with my obsession with leaves, so I called him a Blade of Grass. He slapped me and sent me to bed.

    It was cold, but I could feel a warmth approaching me. I turned and saw a giant leaf! It leaned down, and said, " I hear you love leaves..." He then picked me up, lifted up my shirt... and started to tickle me. He tickled me for a very long time, till I was about to pass out from lack of oxygen.

    He then suddenly dropped me, and I could hear a zipping sound coming from the great leaf, and out of the back of him came the Pedophile who lived three houses down. My dad then walked into the room, and the Pedo said, " It is time for me to make my leaf." And he jumped out the window.

    Leaves are love. Pedo's are leaves.

     

     

     

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    Just started using this website again, and decided that a single person can't really do much, but a community can do a lot!

    (Note, not really trying to promote anything, sorry if it seems like it!)

    Basically, you just answer simple questions, and each question correct donates 10 grains of rice. Seems small, but it can add up!

    So the website is: http://freerice.com/

    Just thought that the community could help others, by just doing simple things!

     

    Edit: We could also make a Warframe group! I would make one... but I don't really want to be the one who takes the credit for that.

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