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BINARY SAM HERE!

I GOT TEN FANTABULOUS FACTS TO MAKE YOUR LIKELY TERRIBLE LIFE SLIGHTLY BETTER!

1) STEALING IS NOT TECHNICALLY ILLEGAL!

YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, GO AHEAD AND TAKE WHATEVER YA WANT!

2) TREE FROGS ARE NOT POISONOUS!

ABSOLUTELY SAFE TO EAT!

3) FLESH EATING BACTERIA MAKE GREAT PETS!

YEP, GOT SIXTEEN THOUSAND SPORES IN MY GARAGE RIGHT NOW, CUTE LITTLE BUGGERS!

4) YOU DO NOT NEED YOUR KNEECAPS!

YEP, YOU DON'T!

5) OR SPLEEN!

DON'T NEED THAT EITHER!

6) IN A PINCH, FIRE CAN BE USED TO CREATE A TIME PORTAL!

I'VE ALREADY TAKEN OUT MARX!

7) COUCHES ARE DEMONS!

YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, COVER 'EM IN PITCH AND BURN 'EM GOOD!

8) LAMPS CANNOT BE TRUSTED!

THEY'LL GIVE AWAY YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY INFO!

9) PLASTIC BAGS RECYCLE OXYGEN!

IF YOU RUN OUT OF AIR, PUT A PLASTIC BAG OVER YOUR HEAD, NEVER WORRY ABOUT SUFFOCATING EVER AGAIN!

10) BINARY SAM DOES NOT LIE!

NOPE, ONLY TRUE FACTS FROM ME!

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