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Gah...

My sister came to me with this vitamin to get rid of scars and it really works but it's a sticky vitamin that you have to wear while you sleep.

 

Sleeping with this thing on is like having thousands of little nails craving into your skin.

Talking about sleeping, I have to leave at 5am.

It's currently 3am and I haven't even thought of my bed yet.

15 minutes ago, TheMetrocop said:

-triggered-

*lick*

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Just now, Snyphurr said:

Gah...

My sister came to me with this vitamin to get rid of scars and it really works but it's a sticky vitamin that you have to wear while you sleep.

 

Sleeping with this thing on is like having thousands of little nails craving into your skin.

Talking about sleeping, I have to leave at 5am.

It's currently 3am and I haven't even thought of my bed yet.

*lick*

i got a surgery to take at like 10 am and a half so rip

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2 minutes ago, Snyphurr said:

Gah...

My sister came to me with this vitamin to get rid of scars and it really works but it's a sticky vitamin that you have to wear while you sleep.

 

Sleeping with this thing on is like having thousands of little nails craving into your skin.

Talking about sleeping, I have to leave at 5am.

It's currently 3am and I haven't even thought of my bed yet.

*lick*

 

1 minute ago, heskaroid said:

i got a surgery to take at like 10 am and a half so rip

I would be torturing you guys like my sisters.

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3 minutes ago, Snyphurr said:

Gah...

My sister came to me with this vitamin to get rid of scars and it really works but it's a sticky vitamin that you have to wear while you sleep.

 

Sleeping with this thing on is like having thousands of little nails craving into your skin.

Talking about sleeping, I have to leave at 5am.

It's currently 3am and I haven't even thought of my bed yet.

*lick*

A sticky vitamin? What?

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2 minutes ago, heskaroid said:

i can infect you with sadness

What's your method of delivery?  

Contact?  Injection? Inhalation?  Ingestion?

Please keep in mind that it's me asking these questions, so a good chance the imagery attached to those 4 questions involves a penis.

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6 minutes ago, Snyphurr said:

Gah...

My sister came to me with this vitamin to get rid of scars and it really works but it's a sticky vitamin that you have to wear while you sleep.

 

Sleeping with this thing on is like having thousands of little nails craving into your skin.

Talking about sleeping, I have to leave at 5am.

It's currently 3am and I haven't even thought of my bed yet.

*lick*

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pls tell me what it is

i need five thousand nails digging into my forehead to cure my stweemness

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2 minutes ago, Noamuth said:

What's your method of delivery?  

Contact?  Injection? Inhalation?  Ingestion?

Please keep in mind that it's me asking these questions, so a good chance the imagery attached to those 4 questions involves a penis.

it involves eye contact

you could feel the sadness radiating from my empty expression

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Just now, OverlordMcGeek said:

Now I'm hungry.

Come here ultra bag of Cheetos.

If you lived closer, I'd just  bring some over.

Half have chocolate chips in the middle, and when they're all done, I'm putting powdered sugar glaze on half of the normal ones and half on the chocolate chip ones, and the other ones get cream cheese frosting.

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