Snydrex Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 ... If I have no Soul how can I enjoy a gift? You don't need a soul. I didn't. I can still enjoy shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes forming and un-forming as pustules of greenish light all over the tunnel-filling front that bear down upon people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 All right. I'll take it. Excellent. *Takes Utarious's body* Now you have what you desire. And nothing to do with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Excellent. *Takes Utarious's body* Now you have what you desire. And nothing to do with it. Can I have my life back? I just realized what the afterlife cakes were made of and....please, I'll do anything! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 (edited) Excellent. *Takes Utarious's body* Now you have what you desire. And nothing to do with it. Dammit. WAIT. YOU DEFEATED ME WITH A TECHNICALITY. I THOUGHT I DAMNED THEM AWAY. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. THE WAR IS NOT OVER. Wait... *Possesses Verdict's Body* Edited January 5, 2015 by Utarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Can I have my life back? I just realized what the afterlife cakes were made of and....please, I'll do anything! Anything? How about a bargain? Dammit. WAIT. YOU DEFEATED ME WITH A TECHNICALITY. I THOUGHT I DAMNED THEM AWAY. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. THE WAR IS NOT OVER. You win some, you lose some. I however, win them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Can I have my life back? I just realized what the afterlife cakes were made of and....please, I'll do anything! Sorry I just possessed your body. You can't have your life back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 (edited) Anything? How about a bargain? I up voted your post, was that good enough for my soul? Sorry I just possessed your body. You can't have your life back. Y u do dis? Edited January 5, 2015 by TheVerdict Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Sorry I just possessed your body. You can't have your life back. It doesn't work like that. Verdict has no body to possess. I up voted your post, was that good enough for my soul? No. Make me an offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 (edited) It doesn't work like that. Verdict has no body to possess. No. Make me an offer. ys it does. You took his Soul, not his body. Edited January 5, 2015 by Utarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 (edited) It doesn't work like that. Verdict has no body to possess. No. Make me an offer. What do you want? ys it does. You took his Soul, not his body. Never had a soul to begin with. Don't need one to operate a body. Edited January 5, 2015 by TheVerdict Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 ys it does. You took his Soul, not his body. Kai killed him though. So if you were to possess him, you yourself would die. And then I would reclaim your soul. What do you want? Oh, nothing much. Just your tongue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 (edited) Kai killed him though. So if you were to possess him, you yourself would die. And then I would reclaim your soul. He had medical supplies on his person. I don't know why he didn't save himself... Edited January 5, 2015 by Utarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 ez. He had medical supplies on his person. I don't know why he didn't save himself... Nope, you are dead. And now, I have your soul AND body. What a turn of events. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Nope, you are dead. And now, I have your soul AND body. What a turn of events. It's okay. I will accomplish what I want soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenousPartyLibrarian Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 rrrrrRRRRREESSURECTION! ZOMBIES! THIS CORPSE SHALL RISE! ZOMBIE VERDICT! Okay time to run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 (edited) It's okay. I will accomplish what I want soon. Will you now? *Imprisons Utarious's soul inside a book* There we go. Oh, one last thing. *Evaporates Utarious's body* All form of escape is gone to you. Say hi to Luke for me. Edited January 5, 2015 by 011100110110000101101101 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Kai killed him though. So if you were to possess him, you yourself would die. And then I would reclaim your soul. Oh, nothing much. Just your tongue. Is there another option? How about I watch whatever things you have that you want me to see. And you can watch me. Free pain and suffering for my life? How about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Un1337ninj4 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 (edited) My pardons oh Lord of The Binary, I know what I seek but would rather seek the guidance of Tulzbot than ask ye! *EDIT:Ah! It just came in the door! A 16 oz can of Dr. Pepper and a package of Swiss Rolls! Oh, I see what you've done, made the can Football-y... How dare you. Edited January 5, 2015 by Un1337ninj4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Will you now? *Imprisons Utarious's soul inside a book* There we go. Oh, one last thing. *Evaporates Utarious's body* All form of escape is gone to you. Say hi to Luke for me. So if Utarious is dead, can I use his soul to make a Utarious specter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Is there another option? How about I watch whatever things you have that you want me to see. And you can watch me. Free pain and suffering for my life? How about it? Can you kill Kai if you get your life back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Is there another option? How about I watch whatever things you have that you want me to see. And you can watch me. Free pain and suffering for my life? How about it? No. So if Utarious is dead, can I use his soul to make a Utarious specter? Also no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 (edited) Can you kill Kai if you get your life back?If he tastes bad you can take him with you. If not then I'm keeping him. No. Also no. Alright, just give me a second. *grabs cutting utensils and goes to basement* Edited January 5, 2015 by TheVerdict Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 If he tasted bad you can take him with you. If not then I'm keeping him. ;~; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenousPartyLibrarian Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Argh! My zombie... No. Also no. Well aren't you a little ray of sunshine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Someone, get a Nekros in here already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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