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Moral 1: Don't react without good enough reason

Moral 2: Don't be an unrepentant arse

Moral 3: Be nice to people

Moral 4: Enjoy life.

Moral 5: Obfuscate everything needlessly.

 

Morals are my rules. Because they are more fun.

You are the meaning of Hogwash.

 

If you hold NO rules, morals, ideals, or philosophies, then you can never be wrong. And that's fun, RIGHT? RIGHT?

 

For example: I follow THESE rules:

 

1. Follow the rules.

2. Don't follow the rules.

 

3deep5me

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You may have the federation, but I have the FEDORATION.

In this moment I am euphoric.

Your Federation is NOTHING compared to my Union of Terran Objects!

We have RAILGUNS! And COILGUNS! And CRAPLOADS OF OTHER MAGNETIC PROPULSION TECH!

We can blow up your fleets from the other side of the galactic arm!

 

GUNNERY OFFICER! TAKE AIM AND PREPARE FIRING SOLUTIONS!

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Your Federation is NOTHING compared to my Union of Terran Objects!

We have RAILGUNS! And COILGUNS! And CRAPLOADS OF OTHER MAGNETIC PROPULSION TECH!

We can blow up your fleets from the other side of the galactic arm!

 

GUNNERY OFFICER! TAKE AIM AND PREPARE FIRING SOLUTIONS!

 

We have a god, or 2.

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Your Federation is NOTHING compared to my Union of Terran Objects!

We have RAILGUNS! And COILGUNS! And CRAPLOADS OF OTHER MAGNETIC PROPULSION TECH!

We can blow up your fleets from the other side of the galactic arm!

 

GUNNERY OFFICER! TAKE AIM AND PREPARE FIRING SOLUTIONS!

 

 

The Fedoration has the dankest, most pro noscopers in the world. Not even Faze clan can compare.

*tips fedora*

In this moment I am euphoric...

 

We have a god, or 2.

 

...not because of some puny god's blessing, but because I am enlightened by my own intelligence.

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I rule over a dimension named after me. It IS me, acually. Perks of being a Divinus. So, that being said, I can create a legion of indestructable stripper-clown cat samurai maids with laser chainsaw katanas and hovertanks made of chocolate brie to obliterate you all.

 

 

But where's the fun in that when you could simply watch and wait?

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You are the meaning of Hogwash.

 

If you hold NO rules, morals, ideals, or philosophies, then you can never be wrong. And that's fun, RIGHT? RIGHT?

 

For example: I follow THESE rules:

 

1. Follow the rules.

2.Don't follow the rules.

 

3deep5me

Sometimes knowing right from wrong is fun.

In the same way that being a career thief is fun.

If everything is fair game and nothing is right or wrong, things would get hectic and everything would be apathetic.

Despite being extremely chaotic, humans need a bit of order or else we would cease allowing ourselves to continue existing.

 

The Fedoration has the dankest, most pro noscopers in the world. Not even Faze clan can compare.

*tips fedora*

In this moment I am euphoric...

Your complete lack of accuracy at long range is your undoing, squire.

LANCE ADMIRAL! PREPARE A SECOND SET OF FIRING SOLUTIONS!

 

 

We have a god, or 2.

If it exists, it can cease to exist.

REAR ADMIRAL! You...get the idea. Firing Solutions and all that. My voice is getting hoarse...

 

I rule over a dimension named after me. It IS me, acually. Perks of being a Divinus. So, that being said, I can create a legion of indestructable stripper-clown cat samurai maids with laser chainsaw katanas and hovertanks made of chocolate brie to obliterate you all.

 

 

But where's the fun in that when you could simply watch and wait?

My thoughts exactly.

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I rule over a dimension named after me. It IS me, acually. Perks of being a Divinus. So, that being said, I can create a legion of indestructable stripper-clown cat samurai maids with laser chainsaw katanas and hovertanks made of chocolate brie to obliterate you all.

 

 

But where's the fun in that when you could simply watch and wait?

 

Legions? Katanas? Tanks?

What are you? casual?

 

Your complete lack of accuracy at long range is your undoing, squire.

LANCE ADMIRAL! PREPARE A SECOND SET OF FIRING SOLUTIONS!

 

What the F*** did you just @(*()$ say about me, you little *@##$? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the F*** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my @(*()$ words. You think you can get away with saying that S#&$ to me over the Internet? Think again, #@*&$@. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re @(*()$ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable &#! off the face of the continent, you little S#&$. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your @(*()$ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will S#&$ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re @(*()$ dead, kiddo.

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that's it. I'm dusting off my quantum knife

 

*stabs wildly*

*Blob kitten forms into shield, disintegrates upon first impact*

 

Oh, it's quite alright. They've learned to reproduce via mitosis.

 

Legions? Katanas? Tanks?

What are you? casual?

 

My incredibly deep choices are clearly making you confused. I'm the deepest person here.

 

*Begins looking at porn*

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-snip-

 

 

-overly genetic insult/bullying a dragon response paragraph. Christ, please be original-

LANCE ADMIRAL! *coughs* S#&$...voice cracked.

*Hoarse whisper* Lance Admiral! Fire at will! I need a strepsil and a cup of milk...

*Crapload of railgun fire towards your location*

 

Lol.

So umm panty raid on Ros... Ember?

Umbra: NOOOOOOOOO

Me: You're still locked up on the Carsere.

Umbra: I just left

Me: *throws selves back into the Carsere* NO!

Umbra: GOD DAMNIT

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