RavenousPartyLibrarian Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 You may have the federation, but I have the FEDORATION. In this moment I am euphoric. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Question everything. If nothing goes by without being questioned, it gets blindly accepted. Rule 6, my friend, rule 6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenousPartyLibrarian Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Rule 6, my friend, rule 6. I question this rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 I question this rule. Rule 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Rule 6, my friend, rule 6. I don't pay attention to rules. My attention span is too short to even bother memorizing them. I just sit on my computer all day and murder code. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 I don't pay attention to rules. My attention span is too short to even bother memorizing them. I just sit on my computer all day and murder code. Don't tell me what to do! Rule 34. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 You may have the federation, but I have the FEDORATION. In this moment I am euphoric. Damn, you win. I'll command the federation to self destruct just don't send the Fedoration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenousPartyLibrarian Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Rule 4. I question this rule as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 (edited) Rule 576445654455666778996554521 I question this rule as well. Edited January 8, 2015 by Snydrex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Moral 1: Don't react without good enough reason Moral 2: Don't be an unrepentant arse Moral 3: Be nice to people Moral 4: Enjoy life. Moral 5: Obfuscate everything needlessly. Morals are my rules. Because they are more fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Actually, the Federation is on my side now. I convinced them that if they follow me I would share ONE slice of Kaic. And now that I got an entire army under my control, in one short sentence give me one reason why I shouldn't burn all of you basturds. Cuz I have a new puddle cat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 (edited) Moral 1: Don't react without good enough reason Moral 2: Don't be an unrepentant arse Moral 3: Be nice to people Moral 4: Enjoy life. Moral 5: Obfuscate everything needlessly. Morals are my rules. Because they are more fun. You are the meaning of Hogwash. If you hold NO rules, morals, ideals, or philosophies, then you can never be wrong. And that's fun, RIGHT? RIGHT? For example: I follow THESE rules: 1. Follow the rules. 2. Don't follow the rules. 3deep5me Edited January 8, 2015 by Snydrex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 You may have the federation, but I have the FEDORATION. In this moment I am euphoric. Your Federation is NOTHING compared to my Union of Terran Objects! We have RAILGUNS! And COILGUNS! And CRAPLOADS OF OTHER MAGNETIC PROPULSION TECH! We can blow up your fleets from the other side of the galactic arm! GUNNERY OFFICER! TAKE AIM AND PREPARE FIRING SOLUTIONS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Cuz I have a new puddle cat?You're still on my list, bub. Just because the entire Federation self destruct doesn't mean you're safe. None of you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Your Federation is NOTHING compared to my Union of Terran Objects! We have RAILGUNS! And COILGUNS! And CRAPLOADS OF OTHER MAGNETIC PROPULSION TECH! We can blow up your fleets from the other side of the galactic arm! GUNNERY OFFICER! TAKE AIM AND PREPARE FIRING SOLUTIONS! We have a god, or 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenousPartyLibrarian Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 You are the meaning of Hogwash. If you hold NO rules, morals, ideals, or philosophies, then you can never be wrong. And that's fun, RIGHT? RIGHT? There are plenty of other ways to be wrong, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 You're still on my list, bub. Just because the entire Federation self destruct doesn't mean you're safe. None of you are. Bring it, I'll shank ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 There are plenty of other ways to be wrong, though. Do you even hyperbole my edit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenousPartyLibrarian Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Your Federation is NOTHING compared to my Union of Terran Objects! We have RAILGUNS! And COILGUNS! And CRAPLOADS OF OTHER MAGNETIC PROPULSION TECH! We can blow up your fleets from the other side of the galactic arm! GUNNERY OFFICER! TAKE AIM AND PREPARE FIRING SOLUTIONS! The Fedoration has the dankest, most pro noscopers in the world. Not even Faze clan can compare. *tips fedora* In this moment I am euphoric... We have a god, or 2. ...not because of some puny god's blessing, but because I am enlightened by my own intelligence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 I rule over a dimension named after me. It IS me, acually. Perks of being a Divinus. So, that being said, I can create a legion of indestructable stripper-clown cat samurai maids with laser chainsaw katanas and hovertanks made of chocolate brie to obliterate you all. But where's the fun in that when you could simply watch and wait? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 You are the meaning of Hogwash. If you hold NO rules, morals, ideals, or philosophies, then you can never be wrong. And that's fun, RIGHT? RIGHT? For example: I follow THESE rules: 1. Follow the rules. 2.Don't follow the rules. 3deep5me Sometimes knowing right from wrong is fun. In the same way that being a career thief is fun. If everything is fair game and nothing is right or wrong, things would get hectic and everything would be apathetic. Despite being extremely chaotic, humans need a bit of order or else we would cease allowing ourselves to continue existing. The Fedoration has the dankest, most pro noscopers in the world. Not even Faze clan can compare. *tips fedora* In this moment I am euphoric... Your complete lack of accuracy at long range is your undoing, squire. LANCE ADMIRAL! PREPARE A SECOND SET OF FIRING SOLUTIONS! We have a god, or 2. If it exists, it can cease to exist. REAR ADMIRAL! You...get the idea. Firing Solutions and all that. My voice is getting hoarse... I rule over a dimension named after me. It IS me, acually. Perks of being a Divinus. So, that being said, I can create a legion of indestructable stripper-clown cat samurai maids with laser chainsaw katanas and hovertanks made of chocolate brie to obliterate you all. But where's the fun in that when you could simply watch and wait? My thoughts exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 that's it. I'm dusting off my quantum knife *stabs wildly* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenousPartyLibrarian Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 I rule over a dimension named after me. It IS me, acually. Perks of being a Divinus. So, that being said, I can create a legion of indestructable stripper-clown cat samurai maids with laser chainsaw katanas and hovertanks made of chocolate brie to obliterate you all. But where's the fun in that when you could simply watch and wait? Legions? Katanas? Tanks? What are you? casual? Your complete lack of accuracy at long range is your undoing, squire. LANCE ADMIRAL! PREPARE A SECOND SET OF FIRING SOLUTIONS! What the F*** did you just @(*()$ say about me, you little *@##$? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the F*** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my @(*()$ words. You think you can get away with saying that S#&$ to me over the Internet? Think again, #@*&$@. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re @(*()$ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable &#! off the face of the continent, you little S#&$. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your @(*()$ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will S#&$ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re @(*()$ dead, kiddo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 that's it. I'm dusting off my quantum knife *stabs wildly* *Blob kitten forms into shield, disintegrates upon first impact* Oh, it's quite alright. They've learned to reproduce via mitosis. Legions? Katanas? Tanks? What are you? casual? My incredibly deep choices are clearly making you confused. I'm the deepest person here. *Begins looking at porn* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 -snip- -overly genetic insult/bullying a dragon response paragraph. Christ, please be original- LANCE ADMIRAL! *coughs* S#&$...voice cracked. *Hoarse whisper* Lance Admiral! Fire at will! I need a strepsil and a cup of milk... *Crapload of railgun fire towards your location* Lol. So umm panty raid on Ros... Ember? Umbra: NOOOOOOOOO Me: You're still locked up on the Carsere. Umbra: I just left Me: *throws selves back into the Carsere* NO! Umbra: GOD DAMNIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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