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Cephalon Joke-a-Thon Contest [Winners Announced]


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[This joke would be played after completing the “War Within” quest and the choice for the operator to speak would be on]

Ordis: Operator! Operator! Knock knock!

 

Operator: Who’s there?

 

Ordis: Grineer!

 

Operator: Uhm...Grineer who?

 

Ordis: Whenever I see you -SLAUGHTER- dispose of those Corpus, you make Ordis Grineer to ear!

 

Operator: Hahaha good one Ordis!

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im not sure if im doing this right but here we go.

 

Operator, why did the pobber cross the road?

to meet with (voice goes deranged) THE BRAIN DEAD (static noises) mean corpus people, knock knock, whose there?

the pobber.

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(I haven't read these 83 pages of puns, so if my joke is the same or very similar to yours, my apologies, we had the same idea. Because this is definitely my own as well.)

 

"Operator, it would seem that you are still not in a squad. Hmm, how *DISAPPOINTING* unfortunate."

 

(this could be said if the player spends too much time alone in their orbiter)

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DIE YOU PIECE OF ... (static) oh sorry operator Ordis was just cleaning up your Kubrow’s ... (in disgust) waste. Where would you like me to... (glitchy voice) MAIL IT TOO ... dispose of it.  (Airlock noise) The waste has vacated the ship. Vayhek’s air is about to become much more “wasteful.”

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