sp4rtan148 Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Just post any paradoxes you find that are interesting in this thread, i'll start. If buzz lightyear speaks spanish in the english version of toy story 3, does he speak english in the spanish version? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theGreatZamboni Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 If Warframe is so bad; why am I still playing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDeN153 Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 If I win at being the biggest loser, that would make me a winner, so I'd lose that win and become a loser, and so on.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyx.Sunspot Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 If Warframe is so bad; why am I still playing? Trick question, not a paradox. Warframe isn't bad, it's amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDeN153 Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 If Morgan Freeman narrates our lives, who narrates his? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sp4rtan148 Posted November 30, 2013 Author Share Posted November 30, 2013 (edited) So, if guns don't kill people, and people kill people, does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast? If a redhead works at a bakery, does that make him the ginger bread man? Edited November 30, 2013 by sp4rtan148 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDeN153 Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 OMFFFGGGG MY MIND IS BROKEN. GIVE ME MY BRAIN VIRGINITY BACK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sp4rtan148 Posted November 30, 2013 Author Share Posted November 30, 2013 OMFFFGGGG MY MIND IS BROKEN. GIVE ME MY BRAIN VIRGINITY BACK. Its mine forever now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WingedSwine Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 This sentence is false. Deal with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sp4rtan148 Posted November 30, 2013 Author Share Posted November 30, 2013 What happens if Pinocchio says, "My nose will grow now". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 "I hate me, then why am I still here?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General_Krull Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Time is an abstract concept and as such doesn't really exist. Time is measured by earth rotating (days), moon orbiting earth (months) and earth orbiting sun (years). So time itself doesn't exist, where does past go? Where will future be? Do past ,present and future all exist at the same time only we can't process it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 If the next statement is true, why is the last statement false? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty5 Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 This comment does not exist. (just like my social life) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 We are born to die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[DE]Drew Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 A ∧ ¬A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgax Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 (edited) Void drops and effort to improve upon them. Edited December 2, 2013 by Morgax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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