TenkoTenko Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 (edited) and the lights flicker. Reach for your melee weapon slung across your back Your hands grab thin air, then you remember that you're not a Tenno. Feeling like an idiot, you walk out of the toilet to find another one with better lighting. Keep walking while thinking to yourself how familiar this seems. As you walk, you think you hear some faint, yet oddly sinister whispering noises. But that's just the currents in the uh, the vents, right? Or the pipes/drains/whatever? Dive into the nearest cubicle, lock it and hide, hoping he doesn't get you. Not daring to look behind you, you slip inside a cubicle and slam the door shut, locking it clumsily with frantic fingers. You try to send invites to every single person you know to help you against what's coming for you, but no ninja drops in from the shafts to save you. The janitor finds your corpse in the morning(don't ask me how that happened), and after disposing of your body, paints a sign outside the toilet that states that dying inside the public toilet is strictly prohibited. Grab some toilet paper from the roll by the sinks, there's probably none left inside the cubicle anyway. The lights flicker again. This time you're not so sure... Jump onto a box! Looking around, you spot the wastepaper basket and promptly kick it over before hopping onto it. A mildly amused guy(or girl, I'm not too sure... for all we know he could have been both) mutters to himself about what a nutcase you are while using the urinal. Sitting. You fall off the box, hit your head on the edge of the sink and die. Press 4. You immediately press 4 to win. Then you remember that your Tenno powers are useless anyway(not like you even had them in the first place). You slip your phone back into your pocket, grab some toilet paper, feed a toilet and walk out. Without washing your hands. Hobo. You win. Day 2 - One fine night - A half-assed sequel One fine evening, you decide that you're feeling hungry. Or well, your stomach thinks that you're hungry. You step into the kitchen for some food to shut it up when the lights flicker briefly. Take cover in the nearest convenient location... the bathroom! You dash into the bathroom, lock the door and wait in tense silence. Then you realize that you kinda stink. You take off your clothes and step into the warm shower. As you rub yourself with a bar of soap, the lights flicker again, and this time the surprise caused the soap to slip out of your hands. Then you hear his whispering in your ear. "Pick up the soap..." Make a note to yourself to call the electrician, or take a look at the light bulb later if you decide you're not in the mood to browse interesting videos on your computer. After satisfying your stomach with a peanut-butter sandwich(no you're not actually allergic your doctor was lying to you), you head back to your computer. Again, you pause in your tracks as the lights flicker again. OK, even the living room as well? Better stock up on candles soon. Probably serious this time! Invite everyone for blueprints! Within minutes, your buddiest buddies have arrived at your door(Mr Teddy and Bingo the stuffed toy dog if you happen to lack real friends) with drinks and peanuts. You party into the night, talk about stuff, get into an argument over each others' mothers, smash glass bottles over your heads and die. Whip out your scanner. You equip your scanner, but fail to find any QR codes in your house. Well what did you expect? You make a note on your phone's to-do list to contact the electrician because you know that you never actually use the built-in to-do list anyway, and head into your room. But of course, the living room wasn't enough. You curse your friend's husband's dog's neighbour's son-in-law's grandfather's gramophone's cat for your bad luck as the lights flicker again. Rustling noises outside the windows sound like familiar malicious whispering... or maybe it was just your jimmies. Esc > Abort Mission > Yes Panicking, you throw yourself out of the window and die. Without wiping your phone's history. Good job. Sit down and play some Warframe. Exterminate Alert for Orokin Cells, you go in solo since PUGs are crap. Stalker shows up and you die at his hands while screaming at his assorted overpowered bullS#&$. The end. Sorry was bored. Edited December 6, 2013 by TenkoTenko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aryajmarya Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Hahah do more! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 thank you, for not showing any scary picture. no really, i got heart attack problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dochi. Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 It took me 3 tries before I got the good ending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zachles Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Do more, please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
random_killer19 Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 BAHAHAHA more plz XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyria Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Hahaha - brilliant! :-D Please keep 'em coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zhoyzu Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 i read it from top to bottom before i realized that it was a multiple ending thing..... brb sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulzscha Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Moved to the proper section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TenkoTenko Posted December 6, 2013 Author Share Posted December 6, 2013 Due to popular demand, updated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aryajmarya Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Hey! Leave my mother out of this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
random_killer19 Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 You equip your scanner, but fail to find any QR codes in your house. Well what did you expect? well what did you expect? real life tenno are cheap and cannot afford scanners..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amistyrja Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 why did i even Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
battlehotdog Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 i love it, pls get more often bored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenyu Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 i love it, pls get more often bored You heard the man get bored more often pls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amistyrja Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Out of ideas, sorry guys. Glad you enjoyed this one, I had a fun time writing it too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZWarhammer Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 To be! or not to be! but it was the grineer! Haha i'v done a thread similar to this though it was way more half arsed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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