Zuijin Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Ash can backstab dual mirrors. There is no crotch under Rhino's codpiece: there is only another Rhino. Prime. Hydroid is a space ninja pirate. Nekros is a space ninja who can create zombie. A space ninja pirate zombie warframe has been scrapped by DE because "caused jizzed". Valkyr knows who, between her fellow Tennos, is the true screamer. When Alfred says to Bruce Wayne that "Some men just want to watch the world burn", Ember is disappointed: "Why just the world?" Frost doesn't just bring the power of the coldest winter to smite his enemies. He brings the power of xmas too. Frost's sled is trained by two hyena packs and Zanuka as his red-nosed Rudolph. Excalibur knows Lotus eyes color. Loki wrote these facts. In the Prophet trailer, Mag could have killed Salad V whenever she wanted. She just wanted to make her rescuers feel appreciated. Nova is the new girl. Tell to her Ogris how naive this makes her. I dare you... For the lulz, Nyx once made Captain Vor, the Phorid and Alad V kiss. They stayed in touch... Oberon is a well-mannered space ninja wizard who can make Sargas Ruk sings musicals with spelling check. A cappella. Banshee can hear you scream in space. Saryn was once bitten by a poisonus snake. After three days of excrutiating pain, its species went extinct. Trinity can use her blessing to achieve nerf immunity. For good, with the right build. Vauban uses grenades. Because Void channeled powers are too mainstream. Volt's breakfast always includes some Metal Sonic juice. Zephyr originated from fan made concept, and put in game by DE. It doesn't get more awesome than this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychedelicSnake Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Valkyr is mai waifu. Fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossRam Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 It's the Grineer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CampingSnake Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 You can block a bombards missile, causing damage to him. You can block grinner heavies ground pound. You can block the shield lancer's shield bash. No regular unit (bosses don't count but heavies do) has survived a shot from my lanka. Mag is not useless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taletreader Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 (edited) Warframe is divided by two kinds of people, those who prefer Loki and those who prefer Rhino. Edited April 29, 2014 by xFrancis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuijin Posted April 29, 2014 Author Share Posted April 29, 2014 You can block a bombards missile, causing damage to him. You can block grinner heavies ground pound. You can block the shield lancer's shield bash. No regular unit (bosses don't count but heavies do) has survived a shot from my lanka. Mag is not useless. Where do I say something like this? :) As it would be possible to tie someone who can magnetize bones, bullets, armors...to a metal table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken_Child Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Vauban likes his balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuijin Posted April 29, 2014 Author Share Posted April 29, 2014 Vauban likes his balls. Incorrect: he likes spheres. His or hers. It's booban for a reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CampingSnake Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Where do I say something like this? :) As it would be possible to tie someone who can magnetize bones, bullets, armors...to a metal table. I didn't mean you said it. People just say it in general. Also Loki is a space shark. And rhino needs to work out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuijin Posted April 29, 2014 Author Share Posted April 29, 2014 I didn't mean you said it. People just say it in general. Also Loki is a space shark. And rhino needs to work out. Nah... he's sexy and he knows it. Grineers look at that body Grineers look at that body Grineers look at that body He works out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flamingfighter Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Fact: Rhino and Rhino Prime do not lift as much as Geoffcalibur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordBeeBrain Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Volt is in charge of changing all the light bulbs in the dojos. Secretly, Ash and Excalibur run a Space Hibachi; their specialty is the onion volcano. Ember likes to take pictures of herself doing skateboard tricks on the moon, with fiery explosions in the background - her web page has over 3 million follows. Trinity sleeps in a pool full of lobsters. She is their queen. Vauban is in charge of the Christmas decorations. There is no refrigerator in the dojos, everyone just stores their food in Frost's room. Saryn once dated the Stalker...it didn't end well. Valkyr used to be a universe-renown gardener, before Alad V got his grubby little hands on her. Hydroid has been under the sea this long, because he was busy launching a coup d'etat against the King of Atlantis. Nyx has a successful dance group that is primarily made up of mind controlled Grineer. Oberon often plays Dungeons and Dragons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuijin Posted April 29, 2014 Author Share Posted April 29, 2014 Volt is in charge of changing all the light bulbs in the dojos. Secretly, Ash and Excalibur run a Space Hibachi; their specialty is the onion volcano. Ember likes to take pictures of herself doing skateboard tricks on the moon, with fiery explosions in the background - her web page has over 3 million follows. Trinity sleeps in a pool full of lobsters. She is their queen. Vauban is in charge of the Christmas decorations. There is no refrigerator in the dojos, everyone just stores their food in Frost's room. Saryn once dated the Stalker...it didn't end well. Valkyr used to be a universe-renown gardener, before Alad V got his grubby little hands on her. Hydroid has been under the sea this long, because he was busy launching a coup d'etat against the King of Atlantis. Nyx has a successful dance group that is primarily made up of mind controlled Grineer. Oberon often plays Dungeons and Dragons. Isn't Volt all the light bulbs of the Dojo? 0_0 And now I've the crab people song as Trinity's lullaby. CURSE YOU! XD "There is no refrigerator in the dojos, everyone just stores their food in Frost's room." Because Frost is filled with magical marshmallow, the favourite food of Tennos of every age Does Hydroid won? Because that would make him a space ninja pirate king! Nyx cabaret is just awesome! MOAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Valkyr is mai waifu. Fact. I take it Valkyr Senpai finally noticed you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuijin Posted April 30, 2014 Author Share Posted April 30, 2014 Tenno Prime menu, to quench your hunger: Salad V with blue and golden potatoes, grineer vegetables and moa's meat: so good it's infectious! Order the Stalker sized menu, and you'll receive a forma for free! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychedelicSnake Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I take it Valkyr Senpai finally noticed you? Valkyr Senpai has always noticed me. She was just being a tsundere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Valkyr Senpai has always noticed me. She was just being a tsundere. What if I told you... It's a trap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychedelicSnake Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 What if I told you... It's a trap. I'd end you for spreading such vicious lies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I'd end you for spreading such vicious lies. Valkyr Senpai just wants to feed you to Vay Hek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychedelicSnake Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 (edited) Valkyr Senpai just wants to feed you to Vay Hek. I'm down for a threesome is that if what she is suggesting. >takes the joke too far< >wants to take it further< Edited April 30, 2014 by PsychedelicSnake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishki88 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 (edited) With Life Strike equipped with an Optimized build of course Valkyr does not need her Ult. With an optmized build, you can make Saryn's Ult work like the first incarnation of it (PRE-NOVA.) Only thing is..the damage might not be up to par. Edited April 30, 2014 by Ishki88 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I'm down for a threesome is that if what she is suggesting. >takes the joke too far< >wants to take it further< Valkyr Senpai is also cheating on you for Zephyr Senpai. You have some Waifu issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychedelicSnake Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Valkyr Senpai is also cheating on you for Zephyr Senpai. You have some Waifu issues. There's no rule against having two waifus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 There's no rule against having two waifus. No. Zephyr Senpai is my waifu. Go back to Valkyr Senpai. Wait... Does that mean we both have waifu issues? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deaths.Reap3r Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Saryn was once bitten by a poisonus snake. After three days of excrutiating pain, its species went extinct. I will love anyone that gets this reference. So atm I love you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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