PsychedelicSnake Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 No. Zephyr Senpai is my waifu. Go back to Valkyr Senpai. Wait... Does that mean we both have waifu issues? We can trade every Thursday. But you aren't allowed to go past first base. Valkyr is and always will be MINE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 We can trade every Thursday. But you aren't allowed to go past first base. Valkyr is and always will be MINE. But... I don't know how that would work. What if Valkyr Senpai and Zephyr Senpai want to go together? Where does that leave us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychedelicSnake Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 But... I don't know how that would work. What if Valkyr Senpai and Zephyr Senpai want to go together? Where does that leave us? There's a reason I planted a tracker under Valkyr's helmet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 There's a reason I planted a tracker under Valkyr's helmet. One second, going to tell Valkyr Senpai about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychedelicSnake Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 One second, going to tell Valkyr Senpai about this. She suggested it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 (edited) She suggested it. ... Good thing I didn't bring it up. Almost. But you saved me. Thank you Snake Senpai. Everyone now has the title of Senpai. Edited April 30, 2014 by Utarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychedelicSnake Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 ... Good thing I didn't bring it up. Almost. But you saved me. Thank you Snake Senpai. Remember when this thread wasn't about a joke I decided to make up just to see how far I could take it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Remember when this thread wasn't about a joke I decided to make up just to see how far I could take it? No. No I don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiraShado Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 ^Guys private message this convo between you two, Ms. Lovely Valkyr and Vay Hek.Fact: Ash and Loki are actually best friends, there is no real competition between them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 ^Guys private message this convo between you two, Ms. Lovely Valkyr and Vay Hek. Fact: Ash and Loki are actually best friends, there is no real competition between them. Definitely. I saw a nice gif of a female loki and male ash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RejectionOfFate Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 (edited) Warframe facts... Captain Vor thinks he rules Mercury... because Yuikami gives him that much free room on the leash. Darvo likes to believe his deals are great... to impress his favorite Yandere. All black painted Saryn frames with whips scare the crap out of me. Ash played Assassin's Creed once. He hasn't stopped the Roleplay since. Loki enjoys things related to the sea. His Shark helmet, his Submarine helmet, and his Manta Ray helmet are proof of this. Valkyr is truly the fiercest kitty with claws. Nova has an explosive fetish. Hydroid and Loki have a grand time together with Decoys and Puddles. Vauban likes to ruin their fun by putting bounce pads around said puddles. Rhino users must speak in CAPS in the ingame chat. For Homage to Doozy, and because they don't know their CapsLock key is on. Radiation Procs are the truest form of Friendly Fire we have. Excalibur's Radial Blind is entertaining when suffering a Radiation Proc. Lotus just doesn't want to take off her fancy hoodie, she has eyes, she just wants to be a rebel. Alad V has always been one S short of a salad. The Grineer rollers are actually the Hamsters that rebelled against DE. Striking back at us all where it hurts the most. Our ankles. One day, we woke up. The next day, we fought. The day after that? We fought some more. Lore is coming Soon! Its Right Around the Corner! It has been worked on for quite some time. It just needs some more adjustments. This is fun. Edited April 30, 2014 by HiddenKharma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiraShado Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Definitely. I saw a nice gif of a female loki and male ash. Fact: Ash was first planned as a girl (Pretty certain but I can't find the link for it....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Fact: Ash was first planned as a girl (Pretty certain but I can't find the link for it....) Yup the concept art looked cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RejectionOfFate Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Yup the concept art looked cool. It has been said before, and I shall say it again. Dat Ash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RouvenDesc Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Fact #fce214: Vauban was once a Corpus janitor, while he was cleaning he played with the experimental devices. After he was caught, he was sent to prison for few good reasons. While the Tenno were raiding the Corpus stronghold, the distraction gave him a chance to escape and disguise himself. After the raid, Vauban was welcomed to the Tenno family for providing them with his special cleaning skills against the foes. Fact #199ccb: Rhino and Excalibur were roommates once, and it all ended when they had a wonderful night with 2 identical Novas who got lost into their room. #youknowwhatImean #titface Fact #aaeebb: Stalker was considered a rapist because he spawns more than usual when there are weak female warframes on mid-level to high-leveled missions. Fact #d1900a: Frost was supposedly a guest star in the movie Frozen as an evil Ice wizard but was removed and was replaced with Elsa due to the song "Let it Go". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortonman Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Trinity sleeps in a pool full of lobsters. She is their queen. This made me laugh way more than it should have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordBeeBrain Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 This made me laugh way more than it should have. Good. My work here is done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuijin Posted April 30, 2014 Author Share Posted April 30, 2014 I will love anyone that gets this reference. So atm I love you I aim to please.... and I rarely miss ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuijin Posted April 30, 2014 Author Share Posted April 30, 2014 ^Guys private message this convo between you two, Ms. Lovely Valkyr and Vay Hek. Fact: Ash and Loki are actually best friends, there is no real competition between them. I've heard they play poker together every second Wednesday of the month... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuijin Posted April 30, 2014 Author Share Posted April 30, 2014 Ash played Assassin's Creed once. He hasn't stopped the Roleplay since. LMAO! Or or or... he's the last heir of Altair. @_@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuijin Posted April 30, 2014 Author Share Posted April 30, 2014 Yup the concept art looked cool. It's wrong that I think that every warframe should have a male and female model in the final game? It would solve so many problems... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiraShado Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 It's wrong that I think that every warframe should have a male and female model in the final game? It would solve so many problems... They thought about this (i.e Excalibur and Nyx) but the idea was ditched in the end. Maybe by Update 43, or so says Loki..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuijin Posted April 30, 2014 Author Share Posted April 30, 2014 They thought about this (i.e Excalibur and Nyx) but the idea was ditched in the end. Maybe by Update 43, or so says Loki..... Well, I can understand why it could be problematic in an open beta... and to tell you the truth, while most of the Warframe can be gender bended with little to no modification to their model (Zephyr/ Volt), some are more difficult than others (Rhino xD). BTW, I've seen a Rhino dual wielding Scindos once. And He was coptering so fast, he even left Loki behind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somedude1000 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Excals rad blind is actually endgame if you mod it like a boss, and that boss is derf anyo, who as a matter of fact may or may not be linked to nerf anyo, the supreme nerfer of all things warframe, otherwise known simply as Steve. Lets beg him to nerf anyo some triniteh :3 - Barnabus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuijin Posted April 30, 2014 Author Share Posted April 30, 2014 (edited) The Stalker isn't following you, Tenno. He's just escaping other Tennos because they are nastier, bigger and meaner than you. And they all have a pink Phage: "TICKLE TICKLE MOTH****CKER!" Edited April 30, 2014 by Zuijin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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