Severuslanskerr Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 i had a dream about the perfect loki prime :i unlocked loki prime and he had wheels instead of Legs and farted troll gas!stat changes:run speed : 9001 (faster than light)also he had friendly fire enabled for all explosive weapons (pentha,ogris)then i played as him and was starting a mission and he was so fast and collided with a wallthe wall broke and the whole map had a hull breach (i was floating in space)so i used switch teleport and i was in the place of another player who is now floating in space instead of myself!next i was using switch teleport again and i was teleported in the extraction room triggering the timer instantly and watching how all other players raged,then i saw my arsenal screen telling me following switch teleport (prime) upgrades:Level1: teleport to extraction and trigger timer instantlyLevel2: teleport to extraction and trigger timer instantly and also collect all resources and pickups on the mapLevel3: teleport to extraction and trigger timer instantly and also collect all resources and pickups on the map while spawnign 120 arc traps in every room andteleporting other players to the start room with a reduced movement speed of -90% for 1337 secondsAlso loki prime leaves a trail of arc traps on the floor when he "rolls" through the map and releases poisened troll gas out of his ... "exhaust"by pressing dodge he transdforms into a giant bowling ball knocking all other players down who stand i his wayif trying to revive another player loki prime lets them explode and insta kills them without the option to use a life again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
43Emprah Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 uhm...k. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endrance Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 This post gave me cancer T.T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaethill Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Perfect 9000/10 would get Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinobi-kun Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 It's one point over 9000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mag2201 Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 i really want cake right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Sorry, but the cake is a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Bai Yai! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Severuslanskerr Posted May 20, 2014 Author Share Posted May 20, 2014 (edited) i was reading discussions earlier why loki was the "stereotype troll" in warframe ...always rushing to the exit, cloaking, not caring,angering people with switch teleport i just wondered what his "PRIME" version then should have to fit those stereotypes i chose loki from the start and hes my favorite Warframe ... i shouldnt read threads on a warframe forum before i go to bed seriously! Edited May 20, 2014 by Severuslanskerr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSI_Kryptix Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 My little sister suicided and my brother got cancer for his birthday thanks to his post, thanks so much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken_Child Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 My little sister suicided and my brother got cancer for his birthday thanks to his post, thanks so much! And you dad was hit by car, your mom was already dead though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Severuslanskerr Posted May 22, 2014 Author Share Posted May 22, 2014 (edited) thank you i like you too, we could also give him a "giga Lag" ability that Lags all other players or how about radial blind working on other tenno only? wait thats not troll eonough hes the only one having votekick and he can use it as an ability .. he waits fo anothr victim to join the session and BAM! i would totally play an alert mission with like a forma in the last 5 minutes and use this ability!! its only for revenge against my bad luck lately ... Edited July 4, 2014 by Severuslanskerr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
43Emprah Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 So...this is still going... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Severuslanskerr Posted May 23, 2014 Author Share Posted May 23, 2014 Wait i just dreamed again i was a cloaked loki Prime watching some sexy long legs and asses until i found out they where from the moas ... while i heard the screams of my teammates needing a revive after corpus defence of 90 minutes! and i did what i had to ! NOTHING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-ODIN-Bibimbap Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 What the actual...... err.... this kid plays too much Warframe and sleeps too much.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Severuslanskerr Posted May 27, 2014 Author Share Posted May 27, 2014 Im actually no kid anymore im just really bad at english and wanted to use "Sarcasm" and troll a bit about that loki stereotype that everyone complains about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 2 OP PLS NURF LOKI PRIME IZ MUST OWHPEY FRME IN G4M3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El1te Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 I thought the title saaid "sarcasm and troll aside" well, I certainly read that wrong... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Severuslanskerr Posted May 28, 2014 Author Share Posted May 28, 2014 It's one point over 9000. Thats The Point of it (oh my god that was so lame of myself) XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arblarg Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 LOKI MUSTARD RACE AMIRITE GUIZ? Xd LOL SO RANDUMB Even a board meant for off topic is awful, how does one manage that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orbister Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 thank you i love like you too, we could also give him a "giga Lag" ability that Lags all other players or how about radial blind working on other tenno only? wait thats not troll eonough hes the only one having votekick and he can use it as an ability .. he waits fo anothr victim to join the session and BAM! i would totally play an alert mission with like a forma in the last 5 minutes and use this ability!! its only for revenge against my bad luck lately ... Sorry mate... but the giga lag is Booben's thing already when he sticks a gazillion teslas on your body... you will giga lag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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