Yezzik Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Fun fact: I've just spent a confused five minutes editing this; it turned out the lyrics I was working off originally were the Broadway ones. --- Be our host! Be our host! Of T4 keys you've the most On the wave of your hard work, my friend We'd really love to coast Out the door Taunted by Vor Seems that he's come back for more I hope he drops Cicero mods In the meantime? Hit the pods Life Support, back to max Now resume all your attacks Cause he's soaked up all of my bullets and more Come on and use your powers Or else this might take hours Hit your four Again, hit four Hit your four! Shoot his gut Where it glows Please stop aiming for his nose Light him up with countless shots I've got my Ember burning hot Wait a second Can't be true Here's the Stalker chasing you Knowing my luck then we'll see A friendly visit from the G3 Got ourselves some parkour tricks That we'll need lest we **** bricks Cause we've gotta take these guys Down right away Come on and join our crew We're all waiting for you Please host our run It'll be fun Don't forget to pack a gun Be our host! Be our host! Be our host! Hosting is so risky Every key a costly mystery Will we lose or will we get some worthless stuff? Ah, back when the tables weren't diluted... Now getting the things you want is rough Or you could buy it with Plat And while there's nothing wrong with that The Void does not need item duplicates Most runs are just a waste of hard-earned keys Waiting in Recruiting But we wanna get to shooting! Here we go! Here we go! Second run, we've hit our flow Best loadout, I've got no doubt And this time I'll put on a show Desecrate for extra packs Now we know where to attack Vor spawns again, to his dismay An Ogris blast then wrecks his day Nearly there, half hour in This is now a certain win Our cries of joy become a frenzied toast For once, what we want drops This run's not been a flop Thanks to you, our host! You're our host! You're our host! You're our host! Be our host! Be our host! Help us get what we want most! We're just waiting for a chance to get that gear And I will roast All our foes' flesh away Chain runs till the break of day While the corpses are a-glowing Fireballs I will keep throwing Mob by mob, one by one Till you shout "The keys are gone!" In Regional we'll cheer your name and boast Tonight we'll go all out Show Vor what we're about Be our host! Be our host! Be our host! Please, be our host! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archistopheles Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Good lord... I hate musicals, but I'm upvoting your dedication, creativity, and shameless forum-singing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yezzik Posted June 18, 2014 Author Share Posted June 18, 2014 As long as I keep having "good" ideas, I'll keep trying to turn them into full songs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
semangka Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah i am laughing SSSOOO hard good job lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.T.M.P.D Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 It's funny because it's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yezzik Posted June 18, 2014 Author Share Posted June 18, 2014 I do try to be topical. If nothing else, it helps me focus my mind somewhat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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