Trailgamer5 Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Granted, you're body's blood cells become TNT I wish for a Kitsune wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Granted, you get the wife, but her husband is now planning to kill you. I wish for Windows 98. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Granted, you get a blue screen of death I wish for Freelancer to get so pissed off he throws the monitor at the husband Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Granted, the monitor was bullet-saved by the Kitsune and asks for forgiveness of the mistakes that have be made (hence anime cliches), averting the threat and was pointed at the wisher who started it all. I wish for the expansion of my sandwich that will conquer the galaxy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardianshotable43 Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Granted, your mind is blown before the All-Knowing finished explaining I wish for a warframe DLC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Granted, your account is banned. I wish for cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardianshotable43 Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Granted, Jerry ate the whole dayum thing I wish for a DJ from each faction to play songs in the liset scanner (Even if they only play Darude-Sandstorm) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Granted, Jerry ate the whole dayum thing I wish for a DJ from each faction to play songs in the liset scanner (Even if they only play Darude-Sandstorm) granted, you never leave your Liset ever again because of Corpus DubstepI wish for ads to stop existing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardianshotable43 Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Granted, you must pay $ 1000000 - 90% Gaben sales to proceed I wish for Dank Memes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Granted, they are all about hobos getting it on. I wish for windows 9. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFalseEclipse Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Granted, but you get copyright claim I wish for corrupted heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xik4 Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Granted but you ... uncorrupt the heart for some strange reason no one knows...? I wish to have some extra time in game... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardianshotable43 Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 granted, you have less time in life I wish that Infested Salad would #Weed4lyfe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Raikeran Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 (edited) Granted, you will now be endlessly attacked by Infested Weed. I wish I could eat food while in this frame. Edited September 22, 2015 by (PS4)Raikeran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Granted, now you S#&$ in it and it still has no exit for all that stuff. I wish for polka to take the world by storm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-FV-Metheria Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Granted, however this extends to penises. I wish for another wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Raikeran Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Granted, your next wish has been donated to the Corrupted. I wish I had a cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Granted, it doesn't wait until you are dead to eat you. I wish for a gtx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFalseEclipse Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Granted, but only the illusion I wish for cookies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-FV-Metheria Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 You get Velour's Cookies. This means they have some fur in them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Granted, I get to make your wish for you. I wish Velour was banished from Waifu territory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-FV-Metheria Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Done. Velour is real now, and by my side <3 Danke. I wish Brsrkr can go to Valhalla for his most noble of acts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Granted, it's filled with meat. I wish the evil garden gnomes would go back to the old country Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Raikeran Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Granted, the gnomes have managed to create an anarchy based on broken Lego pieces. I wish I had a gaming desktop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFalseEclipse Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Granted, but it missing electricity I wish for spoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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