Freelancer27 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Granted, an umbrella has appeared in replacement of your skin for your little Skana. I wish to expunge myself out of reality without anyone remembering who I was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardianshotable43 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Granted, a tomb appeared in Mars saying: HERE LIES FREELANCER27. WILL FORGET I wish for a better Mass Effect 3 ending Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-FV-Metheria Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Granted. It consists of a hour long memorial about all the dead crew members without mention of the currently alive ones. I wish for Mordin back... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardianshotable43 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 (Y U No Restart??) Granted, he lost his iconic Sanic mouth I wish for calibrations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Granted, ISIS now recruits you. I wish to no longer be indebted to the mob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfmanX9 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Granted, now you are indebt from another mob instead ((Thug life)) I wish for a car that can travel in time, both back and forth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Granted, you get squished hy a stegasaurus! I wish for my Grakata to be a belt fed weapon instead of a magazine operated one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardianshotable43 Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Granted, your movement speed decreases by 99% when you're using it I wish for an Archwing Assassination mode Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Granted, the target of said Archwing Assassination is your Liset; and every time your Liset gets destroyed while logged-in, you are placed in a relay and delayed from returning to the ship for every 5 minutes. I wish for perpetual energy seal in a can-like container for my uses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 You get copyright infrigement lawsuit that owns you. I wish to have been the one who shot hitler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardianshotable43 Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Done, but you get shot by Roosevelt afterwards I wish Deathshead was real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Raikeran Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 (edited) Granted, Deathshead will chop your legs off to return the favor. I wish I had unlimited Platinum. Edited October 12, 2015 by (PS4)Raikeran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardianshotable43 Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Granted, your account get's banned shortly afterwards I wish Hyperion was nonexistent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Granted, Atlas took the Universe by storm and are a lot worse than the Heroic Hyperion Tyrant who saved planets from being bombarded to each other. (Pre-Sequel, look it up.) I wish Butt Stallion was real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Granted, it's suddenly potato I wish I could sex the yeoman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardianshotable43 Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Granted, Shepard shot you between the eye before you have a chance to do "that" I wish the world of Borderlands and TF2 switch places Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Granted, they both turn chibi because of this. I wish for rocket powered toilet seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Granted, it works exactly as a rocket propelled toilet seat would. Badly. I wish I could still sex the yeoman even though Tali is better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Granted, Tali beats the living hell out of you I wish that Oct 24 can come faster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RudyYelen Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 (edited) Granted now it's 24 Oct 1056 I wish bloody sacrifice Edited October 13, 2015 by Kotokopter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 (edited) Granted now it's 24 Oct 1056 I wish Rhino have buff granted, Iron Skin now drains energy over time.I wish this was 24 Oct 2015 Edited October 13, 2015 by Trailgamer5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RudyYelen Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Granted, Horsemen of the Apocalypse arrived at 24 Oct 2015 I wish to have more cookies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akavakaku Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Granted, they're Fig Newtons. I wish to get back into playing Warframe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Granted, but you instantly lose interest due to lack of interesting things to do I wish to wield a dramatically oversized scythe with an in built sniper rifle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 (edited) Wish granted, but you are unable to swing it, then in your despair you fuse with the weapon then becoming Lephantis I wish more places had delivery service Edited October 13, 2015 by AIan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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