Ghost333 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Granted. You never understand anything else ever againI wish to own the Neural Sentry in those bloody towers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Granted. It's only usable in the Void and costs 100 Platinum per second to run. I iwsh I couuldp splel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 granted,the only word u can spell for the rest of your life is" spell" i wish for a mustace dog :[D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 (edited) Granted. However, it is a true mustace dog, made of nothing but mustace, and since mustaces don't exist, neither does your dog. I wish for some Uruk Hai to do my bidding. Edited May 30, 2013 by SolluxCaptorTA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 (edited) Granted, but you and that Uruk guy never leaver the house again cause an unknow WHITE old man, with a WHITE staff, wearing a WHITE coat, and has a WHITE bear guard your door and will wack your head while said (YOU SHALL NOT PASS) if see you or Uruk i wish for snow in my country in winter (yeah, these "SNOW" are myth in my country) Edited May 31, 2013 by Doforcash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Granted. It's made of blood. I wish Gandalf would get in a fight with Sollux. ANd I could watch (safely). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoompigXD Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Granted, but your cover is blown up by a fireball and your are exposed to projectiles I wish i could punch a boulder that would fall down on TheErebus (grant this wish plz) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Granted. He catches it, eats it, and s***s gravel at you at high velocity. I wish for *****************************************************************************************************. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 granted, here's yourn* worm ************************************************************************************************************************************8> but it eat you while you're sleep i wish for a fork that always have sausue even after i eat it (AND IT BETTER BE NORMAL PORK FLAVOR WITH NO POSION) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Granted. The fork is made of ants. I wish for all of Aquaman's powers and RSPs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Granted. No-one likes you anymore.I wish for a new zone in Warframe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Granted. It is filled exclusively with level 500 Toxicants and Disruptors, at least 1000 of each. I wish I could wake up on time better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exit. Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 (edited) Granted. You wake up on time better but you fall back asleep 10 seconds later. I wish I had MASTER founders package. Edited May 31, 2013 by Exit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 (edited) Granted. The fork is made of ants. I wish for all of Aquaman's powers and RSPs. seriously? i was expecting a posion fork, not a sausace anyway. GRANTED, BUT U HAVE BEEN TRICK ANY YOUR CP/LAPTOP BEEN BURN, AND U LOOSE ANYTHING YOUR ACCOUNT HAVE i wish i got a giant heavy sword that i CAN HANDLE IT, block bullet with it and slach flesh and metal alike >:D Edited May 31, 2013 by Doforcash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Granted. It is sentient, hates you, and actively seeks to kill you. And is made of ants as well.<br /><br />I wish I had a phone that wasn't new when camera phones were a big deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Granted. It is filled exclusively with level 500 Toxicants and Disruptors, at least 1000 of each. How is that corruption? I wish Sollux would already remember to remember to wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 granted, but because we keep corrupted him, he act like the forgot cause he's to lazy :D i wish for a Cannon that shoot Holy Hot Dog (hmmm, tasted like Heaven) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Granted. You're Satanic and it burns you. I wish Ghost would see I did, in fact, wish and the forum just screwed up the spacing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Granted, but the forum somehow dairn you with it,and you end up stay in the voild where only u and the forum (with some oxygen) exits i wish Santa was real (I WANT A PS3 IN EXCHANGE FOR 5 COOKIE AND A MILK) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Granted. He s***s in your stocking. I wish I had made better decisions earlier tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Granted. You instead made even worse decisions earlier this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 (edited) I wish you'd make a wish, Ghost. I wish I wasn't up this early. (Time to have breakfast and go to bed.) Edited June 1, 2013 by SolluxCaptorTA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Granted. You are stuck in sleep for eternity. I wish I could understand maths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 GRANTED, u understand 1/100% All math u ever learn ( atleast u know how touse caculator... i think) i wish i know how to floating (to fall less hurt and still make my shoes clean+attract ladies :D) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty5 Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Granted, you float into the upper atmosphere and starve to death. I wish my space bar worked properly for wall running. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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