crow-k Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 (edited) Granted, though your genie is lexdyxic, and you now have the powers of ciinoiiΨ. Instead of the powers of the ancestors you get the powers of the next generation of trolls, You become exceptionally good at crappy slang and texting. For gods sake pull your damn pants up. I wish every stupid person with their pants pulled down over their &#! would trip and fall 3-4 times a day, until they learn to pull up their damn pants. Edited May 23, 2013 by crow-k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted. You now wear your pants like that. I wish for more people to get Homestuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flairton Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted. But Homestuck gets too popular and is banned from the internet. I wish for a portal gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted, but you are trapped in the Apeture labs for the rest of your life, and GLADoS closes up every entry and path that leads to her.I wish that I knew who started the fire. Seriously, it has been burning since the world started turning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 (edited) Granted, let me tell you, is Lotus, IT'S ALWAYS LOTUS FAULT (if not then i guess is the "not deliberately texting" that burn out the Laptop). I wish i can buy hambuger at Mcdonnal without buying an Extra Fried (IT'S HAS HIGH ATRACTIVE POWER...PZZZZZZ....) Edited May 23, 2013 by Doforcash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted. You now only have enough money to afford a hamburger. I wish fast food was better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted. It's still terrible for your health, though. I wish Sega didn't go into full milk mode after the first couple of Sonic games. Seriously, the series had potential, but Sega screwed that over beyond salvation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Granted... Sonic is way better now... in another Dimention and u never get to know such game exits I wish for a school that has Captian American for Gym teacher, Stalk for Math teacher. Hulk for chemitry, Hawn eye for Physic teacher ( for shooting arrow), Black Widow for citizenship education and Thor for janitors (don't need to tell u who's the principil right ?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Granted. You don't go there and never will. I wish for all the Prime gear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Granted. The devs nerf it beyond use. I wish for a bottle of Old Spice Odour Blocker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoompigXD Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 (edited) Granted. You now will be crushed by POTOATO CHIPS I wish Sheva Alomar was more badass Edited May 24, 2013 by BoompigXD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Granted. She kicks your &#!. I wish BoompigXD would stop laughing at us all with his name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoompigXD Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 ....... Granted. Now you will be laughed at by CrazyCanadian24 I wish sonic 06 was a good game *coughNOT*cough AND HERE WE GO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Granted, but it's now only available in Japan. I wish for you to just stop talking about it. Please grant this wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 F**KING GRANTED. I wish I could save my progress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoompigXD Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Granted. Now you must destroy your computor I don't wish for anything.................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Granted. You will now never get anything ever. I wish for a 27th letter in the alphabet, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoompigXD Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Granted. You cannot speak english now I wish i could get the approval from Chris Redfield to kill CrazyCanadian24 it would be glorius just beating him to death than shooting him in the face.................................................................. hehehehhehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Granted, but my death is avenged by the Stalker. I wish my hellish gaze would only short the circuits that I want to short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Granted. You are overwhelmed with a desire to short circuit your brain, and so it disconnects from your nervous system and reroutes into itself. I wish my AP Physics teacher next year will be as good as my Honors Physics was this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 (edited) Granted. She dies in a car crash and is replaced with a Drill Sergeant Nasty. I wish you would let me hear your WAR CRY. Edited May 24, 2013 by CrazyCanadian24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Granted. It's the Vast Glub. I wish I could beat the freaking Sacred Grounds of Cave Story. (F*** YOU BALLOS!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 granted, u did beat that lv... WHEN U 80 AND U WILL DIE DUE TO HEATH ATTACK BECAUSE IT CAN'T HANDLE THE JOYNESS I wish .... OH F IT THE UPDATE IS AWESOME ANYWAY... i wish for a Free 16 Platium for unlock 2 free space for the Extreme adorable Cube pet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Granted, but the Cube pet turns into an indestructible roller.I wish for a city. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRealDongle Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Granted, but it is made of loose sand. I wish my dojo was bigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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