CrazyCanadian24 Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Granted. Left mouse buttons cease to exist. I wish Google Translate worked better. (Seriously, it's worthless for anything beyond one or two words at a time) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty5 Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Granted, but Google is brought out by Microsoft who remove it in favour of an internet explorer search engine. I wish I hadn't eaten my last bag of chips. (also it don't bother me, I have fire bound to scroll down =P) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoompigXD Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Granted. You eat it again, get sick and die I wish the trolls would populate this thread already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Granted. They're all Amporas. I wish more stories would learn that the antagonist is supposed to be less likable than the protagonist (usually). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Granted. But then someone replaces all the antagonists in all the books with Loki. (One from the Avengers movie)I wish for unlimited limits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoompigXD Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Granted. You can never have anything in your life. I wish CrazyCanadian24 wasn't Canadian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Granted. He's now proto-Canadian. I wish I could play Kingdom Hearts (all versions). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Granted, you got broke from buying the game+equipment to play, and u still can't play cause you doesn't have the right plugin (cause you sell the house for 3 limited edition game) i wish my enemy life is just like "unlucky Brian" and my lifeis like "Good guy Greg" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Granted, but then the internet realizes that there is no such thing as 'unlucky Brian,' and they replace him with Scumbag Steve.I wish for an android with a brain the size of a planet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Granted, but it's chronically depressed. I wish I could write better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Granted, but now you can't speak right. I wish I could divide X by zero successfully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty5 Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Granted, but only in Chinese. I wish I knew how to datamine this games damage formula. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Granted, but nobody believes you. I wish it was 4:46 AM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Granted. It's now that time forever and you are eternally trapped in one short minute of reality, never able to escape. I wish I had time travel that was able to circumvent the various flaws of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MageMeat Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Granted. It's now that time forever and you are eternally trapped in one short minute of reality, never able to escape. I wish I had time travel that was able to circumvent the various flaws of it. Granted, but the machine malfunctions and sends you through space, not time (probably somewhere terrible). I wish for the ability to wallrun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Granted. You break your foot in doing so. I wish Nintendo would lighten up the censorship on their Wii U. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSuperTaco Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Granted, but instead warframe censorship is in all languages, making it impossible to read/write a word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Granted, your wish to die a painful death happens, but is dragged out for 18 millenia. I wish all these motherf***ing snakes would get off this motherf***ing plane! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Granted, they are replaced with vicious, hungry lions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoompigXD Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Granted. The Lions eat you I wish CrazyCanadian remembered to wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Granted, but I forget again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoompigXD Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Granted. you forget to come to your wedding I wish that we would stop wishing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Granted. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 granted... and then im STAR WISHING AGAIN i wish i can control the star in the sky *_* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Granted, but they have been dead for millions of years. Just like your dreams.*GLaDOS face*How sad.I wish for a spy to sap the engineer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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