Stinker Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 (edited) I wish for Nyx's hot bod. Granted, however you lose all of your memories and spend the next 10 years of your life undergoing intensive training and augmentation only to be frozen into cryosleep indefinitely. I wish to be vauban. Edited June 14, 2013 by Stinker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZWarhammer Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Granted, however you lose all of your memories and spend the next 10 years of your life undergoing intensive training and augmentation only to be frozen into cryosleep indefinitely. I wish to be vauban. Denied. I'm playing him right now e.e Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kashaan Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Or done more properly: Granted. You are a suit. People wear you, paint you silly colors, and use you--sometimes, with a gut-wrenching lack of skill. You will spend your every remaining moment being puppeted into killing the same enemies over and over again, the brief moments between death and revival your only reprieve, the ones controlling you never able to heed or even hear your deafening mental screams as you are slowly, inexorably driven mad. I wish I could change my hair color at will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohman95 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Granted, but your hair falls off. I wish I wasn't so fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris9428 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Granted. But you immediately start being extremely hungry again. You'll gain even more fat than you previously had. Then you jump off a cliff because everyone hates you. But your fat causes you to bounce off and you don't receive any harm. I wish I'd have an infinite amount of sweets and food, because I can eat as much as I want without gaining any weight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Granted. You're now Caliborn, but you have morals. I wish Rose would stop glitching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 (edited) Granted, but my army of microscopic entities did somehow give you an illusional comma (thk Zicak ) and give make your into my Zombie and do all by bending i wish i got another vollunteer to be my Zombie slave Edited June 16, 2013 by Doforcash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Granted. It's your frontal cortex. I wish I had the numbers I need to determine Sollux's maximum possible psionic potential. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fratyfiy Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 I Wish for Ship battles or like speders somthing i can ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohman95 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Granted. It's your frontal cortex. I wish I had the numbers I need to determine Sollux's maximum possible psionic potential. Granted, you'll find the numbers you need at the end of Pi. I Wish for Ship battles or like speders somthing i can ride. Granted, just have to buy some gas for it. I wish I had a better memory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Granted. You have a bad cerebellum instead, which means you fall down a lot. I wish my computer could livestream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stinker Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Granted, but you do not have the internet connection to support it. I wish I had all the answers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Granted. You don't like any of them.<br /><br />I wish Hussie would update faster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden11121 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Granted. You don't like any of them.<br /><br />I wish Hussie would update faster. Granted. But your computer suddenly breaks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris9428 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Granted. Your non-existent wish does now exist. And it said that you wish to have a bad time. I wish I had a good time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Granted. You achieve that through meth. I wish the formatting would stop screwing up my posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris9428 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Granted. But every topic you're trying to post on will get locked immediately, right before you can even click on post. I wish I'd have a talking pug as pet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Granted. It's Frank from Men in Black, and he doesn't like you very much. I wish threads I post in wouldn't suddenly be thrust back into life after being inactive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Granted. You die, so no more life to be thrust back into. I wish the next guy would make some joke involving crude innuendo about my choice of verb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris9428 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Granted. But the next guy is actually not going to make any jokes because he's serious about this whole thing. I wish DE would throw some potatoes at us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Granted, they use Grinner Boombar wepon as Potatoes Launcher (your+potatoes get blow up due to not own any Tendo-tech) I wish for an Ash poster on my Laptop Desk (RELEASE THE CORRUPTED) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 THIS MESSENGE DOESNT EXIT, I TRY TO MARK THIS PAGE SINCE NOBODY WANA CORRUPTING THE LATEST WISH Granted. Since this "messenge" doesn't "exit", you cease to exist (or is it exit?). I wish Doforcash would pick up a copy of Rosetta Stone already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Granted. Since this "messenge" doesn't "exit", you cease to exist (or is it exit?). I wish Doforcash would pick up a copy of Rosetta Stone already. lol i been waiting for this.... Granted, and now i got some FF random power, which will annilated evrything that is PURE DARKNESS ( Sidma, Slender, Justin Bieber...). You star jelious of my power but still not Admit to even yourself that im awesome and start die due to ANGER now...i wish i can re-wish my latest wish I wish for an Ash poster on my Laptop Desk (RELEASE THE CORRUPTED) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Granted. It's hand drawn by me, and I suck at artistry. I wish my marching band could start learning drill already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Granted, they technically learn drill, but they suck at it. All of them. I wish DE would scrap the current concept design for the antimatter warframe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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