KrazyKillaCat Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 ... You didn't make a wish, so I assume you want nothing. Therefore, as the nothingness floods your world, you become lonely, as there is nothing around to sense, just emptiness. I wish for this wish to not be corrupted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Granted, now you're the corrupted. :3 ... I wish... for me to fly like Excalibur. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 granted... you never did since Excalibur never actually fly, he just had a nanosuilt support super Jump now i wish i can do this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Granted, you spun inside a blender. Yum. :3 I wish I was the blender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 granted, i go Iron skin and jump inside you for you to "blending" me, and broke every orgasm inside you now i wish for.... http://www.memecenter.com/fun/1190259/fly-baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AttObl Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Granted, but there are a lot of childhood memories to go through, and you'll never see the baby for a long time. I wish for more Orokin Cells so that I can complete Reaper Prime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrothingLoins Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Granted, but there are a lot of childhood memories to go through, and you'll never see the baby for a long time. I wish for more Orokin Cells so that I can complete Reaper Prime. I hate you for picking a self corrupting wish. (The reaper prime is trash ><) I wish the next person would corrupt my wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valafor Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Granted, buy you made no wish so there is nothing to corrupt. I wish the moon looks like the one in Majora's Mask Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheThreadWeaver Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Granted, buy you made no wish so there is nothing to corrupt. I wish the moon looks like the one in Majora's Mask Granted. You are teleported into the Majora's Mask videogame, never to return. I wish people would stop arguing on the forums. (See, the trick is that NO ONE can grant that wish.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin_Case001 Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Granted, because the human race died in a massive apocalypse. (see, the trick is that that's the only way that people would stop arguing on the forums!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin_Case001 Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Oh, I forgot to put my wish. Ok, I wish that I was dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheThreadWeaver Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Oh, I forgot to put my wish. Ok, I wish that I was dead. Granted, but then you are brought back to life by modern medicine. Sadly, your brain has lost most of its functions and you live the rest of your unnatural life plugged into machines. I wish I didn't have writer's block. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WanderoftheAether Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Granted, wheres is the corruption, but the corruption now hides in your bed sheets I wish for Unicorns. You can't corrupt THOSE Granted, but the unicorns turn to see you as a threat and impale you with their horns. I wish for World Peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AttObl Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Granted, cue an alien invasion that destroys humanity while the world is disarmed. I wish the XCOM organization was real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 granted, but every running is just simply walk, every tactic is simply in-turn, every aiming are been guild by Mouse God, basicly IT'S BORING AS F**K... oh and the Alien won. i wish there's something badasser then this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheThreadWeaver Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 granted, but every running is just simply walk, every tactic is simply in-turn, every aiming are been guild by Mouse God, basicly IT'S BORING AS F**K... oh and the Alien won. i wish there's something badasser then this Granted, but you are blinded by an industrial accident and will never see it. I wish I had a job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurdianaq Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Granted, but you are blinded by an industrial accident and will never see it. I wish I had a job. Granted but your job is being publicly humiliated every day in the worst way you can imagine, and you're not even getting payed minimum wage. I wish for nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playur Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Denied. /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ditsydoo Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Denied. /thread Granted thread was closed for a second but then came back twice as strong. I wish i had more bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgax Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Granted, but the portal to secret cow level will be closed until you reincarnate. I wish to have moments of peace so i could fart without being bothered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 (edited) granted, you're dead :D now i wish u are my Zombie Slave (with a contract of 1 day fart free every 3 day in week) Edited December 5, 2013 by Doforcash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgax Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Granted, i but maim you brutally for no good reason and kill you each time you reappear I wish for a bigger axe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheThreadWeaver Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Granted, i but maim you brutally for no good reason and kill you each time you reappear I wish for a bigger axe. Granted. But it's too big for you to ever used. I wish I could rekindle the spark of inspiration inside of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AttObl Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 You rekindle your spark of inspiration, only for someone to invade your area and take away your spark of inspiration. I wish that I can get an index. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 granted, but you forgot how to use it and end up sell it for a Hot Dog i wish i had the ability to summon endless Bacon (which i can mastery control it without any down-side effect) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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