Jeloxale Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Granted, but you get revived. I wish my sheep would die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Granted, but it comes back to life and tries to murder you in your sleep. I wish for this thread to die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Granted. But DID U RLY TINK ET WULD BE DIS EZ?!?!? I WISH MY CAPS LOCK WOULD STOP!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Granted, not!!! I wish for something nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 GRANTED. *HANDS YOU NICE* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nice I wish for the stalker to hug me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeloxale Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Granted, but he hugs with his scythe and you die. I wish for nightmares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Granted, you get horse mares in the night. I wish Banshee could get buffed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haif Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Granted. Soundquake now does an extra 1 damage per tick. Enjoy your new and improved Banshee. I wish the average person knew how to spam 4 and actually aim properly so I could level crappy melee weapons more easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Granted, they are raging when you kill the enemies I wish for an ironic twist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valafor Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Granted, but because 99% of people don't even know what is and what isn't ironic, a crocodile hunter getting killed by a crocodile is apparently ironic to people. I wish people went to my birthday party and I am not at home right now eating my leftover cake. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Granted, we party hard like there was no tomorrow... :3 I wish I could bend time,space, and reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Granted, but you bend your own atoms until you vanish out of existence. I wish boosters would at least be 50% cheaper to buy with platinum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheImmortalHotDog Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Granted. But platinum is replaced with iron. I wish I had a lover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeloxale Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Granted, but you don't notice it and still desire one. I wish I had a mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 (edited) Granted, but your nose falls off, permanently. I wish for Ash Prime. Edited May 3, 2014 by TheVerdict Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Granted. But you still need for farm for all the parts. I wish ash had a sweet a$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiet_Time1 Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Granted. But you still need for farm for all the parts. I wish ash had a sweet a$$ Granted, But its so big that you cannot move at all and eventually you die. I wish for a decent non grindy item system Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Granted. But all the items take over 3 years to craft. i wish warframe was like cod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeloxale Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Granted, now you see zombies everywhere. I wish I had a crappy PC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Granted. But it turns out it's a mac laptop. I wish dark sector was spelled Dark Sektor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiet_Time1 Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Granted, but everything you now write now lacks every letter of the English alphabet except for k I wish Stalker would drop his hate bp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Granted. But the mastery rank required is 50. I wish Darvo would give me a kiss -3- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeloxale Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Granted. But it turns out it's a mac laptop. 1. That's not a PC 2. It's even worse Granted, but the kiss is toxic and you die because of it I wish for World War Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Frohd Bek: Granted. But it's only a pillow. I wish darvo would stop disobeying me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychedelicSnake Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Screw the rules. I'll take everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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