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I want Reddit and it's tasteless humor to leave.

apologies for making you upset with these "tasteless" attempts at humor

just visit the other threads then...

you don't have to stick around this one

if you decide to stay, the thread welcomes you with open arms =D

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(or closed ones...either way...WELCOME =D  )

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Here's a question. What's with people voting all of these down? 

 

Are you all repulsed by our attempts at humor or something?  -_- 

 

been wondering the same thing, glad you asked

apologies for making you upset with these "tasteless" attempts at humor

just visit the other threads then...

you don't have to stick around this one

 

yea, exactly

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should i burn the thread with fire? =(

...but i like those posts by 

Ced23Ric =D

EDIT: the Thread's Shield Capacity is too damn high! 
i cannot provide a fire that burns long enough to kill it =/

again, i apologize -
the only option i can suggest for those whose jimmies are rustled:


 
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Oh the hostage

 

-all tenno struggling to live, taking cover; dive into battle and give 'em a good whacking

 

-tenno enter ventilation duct; takes 5 minutes to get in the vent and 5 more to get out

LOL 

i failed a hostage mission because the hostage did not want to hop over that wall into the famous middle pathway =P 

(i think it leads to that open vent you mentioned)

he was gunned down by security turrets and a mass of walkers =/ i thought he was behind me the whole time hahahahaha

 

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>he never rushes the missions

>opens ALL lockers

>shoots out all laser sensor cameras

>never a Host Migration in any of his missions (even if you Join Session)

>the only NON FOUNDER on Council Chat

>the only Tenno who can party up with more than 4 people!

Ladies and Gentlemen,

SnipeTRON: The Tenno

(no, it is not DESteve's true identity)

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Did I do it right? http://imgur.com/8NyGSW6

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AlexanderTF, on 24 Apr 2013 - 04:57 AM, said:

but lotus methods are not really discused or known... even her reasoning isn\t questioned... and who the heck is she is never said...

funny. I thought we knew her methods.

Lotus dispatches ancient killing machines that know no fear, no remorse and lack even names. Beings armed with ancient Orikan Warframes, unexplained powers and surprisingly modern weaponry.

Using these tools she: steals prisoners, kidnaps (complete with agonized terrified screaming) individuals, destroys ships, wipes out ships, bases and facility's to the last being, diverts ships, ruins research, steals cryo pods, data and Orikan artifacts and assassinates key members of the Grineer, Corpus and Infestation.

Her methods seem clear, her reasoning to her tools is more in the way of an explanation rather then justification of the goals laid before them. Players being on 'the sharp end' so to speak, we only see the tactical end, and frankly its scary to think about.

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funny. I thought we knew her methods.

Lotus dispatches ancient killing machines that know no fear, no remorse and lack even names. Beings armed with ancient Orikan Warframes, unexplained powers and surprisingly modern weaponry.

Using these tools she: steals prisoners, kidnaps (complete with agonized terrified screaming) individuals, destroys ships, wipes out ships, bases and facility's to the last being, diverts ships, ruins research, steals cryo pods, data and Orikan artifacts and assassinates key members of the Grineer, Corpus and Infestation.

Her methods seem clear, her reasoning to her tools is more in the way of an explanation rather then justification of the goals laid before them. Players being on 'the sharp end' so to speak, we only see the tactical end, and frankly its scary to think about.

But we obey for one reason... Tenno don't have microphones so they can talk back

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