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I can't find the proper meme for "I'm fine with you causing Chaos on the battlefield, but if you Mind Control anything, I will look for the bastard, I will find it, and I will kill it."

 

I suppose you mean this one?

http://imgflip.com/meme/Liam-Neeson-Taken

 

 

Makes me wonder...

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Edit: Invulnerable to friendly fire atleast

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Takes frost to rescue mission on where is Infestation all over places. First comes stalker ghosted and Stalker starts to kill Infestation just before stalker is near of falling to death pulls out Lex and shoots stalker. Stalker disappears and sees 5 disruptors staring at him.

 

Disruptors: "Hey frosty. Come here let's have a kiss"

Frost: "Oh lord... I shouldn't have killed stalker" engages infestation. At the prison room.

 

Frees the captive *player joins in* It is a nova.

 

Frost: "Hold on my lady *walks in to the prison room* Close the door"

Nova: "Why?"

Frost: "Just close it"

 

Nova closes the door and hears frost taking a deep breath. When whole a lot of swears that it reaches other end of the ship. Frost knocks on the door. Nova opens it and sees Frost extremely exhausted sitting on bench.

 

Frost: "You look like you saw a ghost"

Nova: "Actually I am starting to be afraid of you"

Frost: "Don't be afraid of me. Be afraid only then you see me bare handed killing a last mother @(*()$ disruptor"

Nova: "Ehh... Can we just go?"

Frost: *picks up the Latron Prime and Lex* "Let's go before I... I am not going to say it"

 

Nova and Frost escorts the prisoner without any problems or infestation who would have tried to stop them.

 

Nova: "Hold on Brother"

Frost: "What?"

Nova: "There hasn't been any... Never mind"

Frost: *gasp* "Just say what is wrong?"

Nova: "Well we haven't see any of infestation on this whole mission"

Frost: *gasp walks around* "How should I put this? *grabs from Nova's left hand* I just have had so difficult time. I love you but I just have to say one thing..."

Nova: "You...?"

Frost: "I love you but I hate to see you coming just at the prison when I had found the captive only thing what is needed to be done is to get this out of there. I love you Nova but please next time come a bit more earlier"

Nova: "Oh Frost I love you too but I am still confused about where all infestation is"

Frost: "I have no idea"

Lotus: "Well I see them at the other end of the ship. But I have no idea what they are scared about"

Frost: *cheeks goes red* "Ah. I better to leave that aside lotus. Send the transport for this poor guy. Any signs from Stalker btw?"

Lotus: "Umm... Yes but... He is acting so oddly too. He is hugging an Ancient Healer in pure terror"

Frost: *makes a hiccup and tries to keep guts in one piece* "Lotus. I just have to say while you were have been operating my brothers and sisters on arms. I had to put out some snow well not on the good means. Can you give us a couple transport for me and Nova?"

Lotus: "Well yes but I want full explain about what happened at there"

Frost: explains everything.

 

Nova and Lotus starts to giggle and Nova hugs Frost.

 

Nova: "This all has had been only a prank. Those were holograms"

Frost: releases Nova and collapses on floor "Oh god. What's next?"

Lotus: "I see large security force coming to you... It's the grineer"

Frost: "You are kidding me right?"

Lotus: "Yes"

Frost: *small laugh* "I need get some sleep. Is the transport here?"

Nova: *looks to extraction point* "Yeap it is here. Before we enter. I just want to know do you really love me?"

Frost: "I do" *gives a hand and Nova helps Frost back on his feet*

 

Both enters to transport ship hand in hand. At the transport ship.

 

Frost: "Wait. If the disruptors and stalker where holograms what you disabled to feel realistic. What stalker and disruptors at the other end of the ship are?"

Nova: "I think Stalker will be avoiding you for rest of your life"

Lotus: "Well at least one good thing"

Frost: *gasp* "I think I will need a retirement because of you two"

Nova: "Oh honey don't be that dramatic"

Frost: "Try to run on this heavy armor so you will know why I said it" and collapses on bench and starts to laugh a bit.

 

*By the way this all is true story. Well if we are thinking about Stalker and disruptors. Oh god if you guys would have seen my face after seriously defeating Stalker I had to fight against 5 disruptors same time. And then at the prison Nova appears to help me. I was totally in rage I said to this player to hold on a second I have to put out some steam but after I had pressed the frustration there was still infestation. Just little bit customized the story*

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