(Name Game) Tools Into Weapons

[Kilade]

You guys may have realized by now that some of our Warframe weapons look like they came from kitchen appliances and construction tools (such as Twin Gremlins looking like a Nail Gun). So I was thinking of making a name game of how would you name a spoon if it became a weapon.

 

Post a pic of: wrenches, lawnmowers, chainsaws, drills, or even a kitchen sink if possible and add a description of your desired weapon

 

(posting a weapon fan art is optional)

 

 

 

e.g.: 

 

 

Name: Acus

 

Description: A tenno throwing weapon used for deep acupuncture to paralyze through the skin of enemies

Edited September 22, 2014 by --Q--Brigade

[Kilade]

 

Name: Tremo

 

Description: A high pressured beam weapon. Experimented by combining unstable chemicals throughout the              

                   experimentation of Volatile Runners that created a weapon that requires vibrations in order to fire.   

[Snydrex]

 

Name: Hurrdurr

 

A Grinizzle sidearm based off one of the oldest earth designs for a boomerang. They looked at it, and said, "F*ck it, let's make it a gun!!!" Designed with high apathy and stress relief in mind, the sidearm releases a high-velocity rubber projectile directly into the users' cranium in order to simulate a ancient Orokin martial technique known as a "facepalm", a mysterious technique that's rumored to allow the user to endure any failure from his/her team.

 

DISCLAIMER: This description was not made by me.

Edited September 22, 2014 by Snydrex

[Eldnacpeek]

 

Name: Defectus

 

Once thought lost to the ages, the Defectus melee weapon was used on Earth by the mighty race of superhumans, known as the Krowten Doof. It was used as, not only a mighty challenger on the battlefield, but was also used for customizing sustenance.

 

 

TRANSLATION (READ FULL DESCRIPTION ABOVE BEFORE READING THIS):

-Defectus is Latin for "failure".

-"The mighty race of superhumans, known as the Krowten Doof". If you didn't get that "Krowten Doof" is actually "Food Network" backwards, I have no hope for your future. 

-"Customizing sustenance" otherwise known as "COOKING FOOD".

Edited October 3, 2014 by LazerSkink