Azawarau Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 The big game has to be postponed for a week but theres still one for this week with a prize of 250 plat! The Punniest Tenno wins Edits dont count Ps4 and Xbone players unfortunately cannot win still Try to keep it original Whoever gets the biggest laugh out of me gets the prize Begin! ......Ends tonight at 10-11ish my time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzatuw Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Inb4 all the Frost and Volt jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Upgreid- Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 You know, I'd say a punny joke here, but then I'd likely be punished and sent to the punitentiary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-CdG-Revo Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Your such a vor you know that? Everytime you see a a recource drop ayou just got to have it, btw I think someone is messing with the lights, its probably vauban finding a new way to troll us *1 minute later..* ~ DA B*TCH BE HERE ~(noob) Guys... I pee'd a bit... ------- Hek and vor is having a conversation.. Hek: yo vor, why do you have a sunflower on your face? Vor: why are you a robotic turkey? Hek:Your such a drama queen... Vor: see you at thanksgiving... ----- Trinity & rhino talking Trinity: Are you happy to see me or is that just your armor? Rhino: We don't have link, just desecrate the entire idea of us. Plus my anaconda don't want non less you got buns hun. That reminds me... Have you seen loki? ----- Vauban & Frost Vauban: Whats with the dress? Frost: keeps me warm... ------- A team is under fire Tenno 1: We need back up! Where is vauban?? tenno 2: Last I heard he is sipping martini's with frost over at the cryopod... Tenno 1: Where is *gamer*?? Tenno 2: His game crashed... Tenno 1: Damn u15.... Hydroid: I can help! Every other tenno: We're f*cked... ---- Meh Im done for now... What the hek I'll just throw another one in there ---- Tenno 1: Man, did you get some of this orokin weed? Zephyr: Duuude... Im so high right now.... ------ Its wave 100... Tenno 1: Im out of ammo were going to die!!! Tenno 2: Never give up hope!! Hydroid: I WILL SAVE THE DAY!! *turns into puddle* Tenno 1: *poker face* Tenno 2: well its been good knowing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azawarau Posted October 26, 2014 Author Share Posted October 26, 2014 You know, I'd say a punny joke here, but then I'd likely be punished and sent to the punitentiary. I like you Your such a vor you know that? Everytime you see a a recource drop ayou just got to have it, btw I think someone is messing with the lights, its probably vauban finding a new way to troll us *1 minute later..* ~ DA B*TCH BE HERE ~(noob) Guys... I pee'd a bit... ------- Hek and vor is having a conversation.. Hek: yo vor, why do you have a sunflower on your face? Vor: why are you a robotic turkey? Hek:Your such a drama queen... Vor: see you at thanksgiving... ----- Trinity & rhino talking Trinity: Are you happy to see me or is that just your armor? Rhino: We don't have link, just desecrate the entire idea of us. Plus my anaconda don't want non less you got buns hun. That reminds me... Have you seen loki? ----- Vauban & Frost Vauban: Whats with the dress? Frost: keeps me warm... ------- A team is under fire Tenno 1: We need back up! Where is vauban?? tenno 2: Last I heard he is sipping martini's with frost over at the cryopod... Tenno 1: Where is *gamer*?? Tenno 2: His game crashed... Tenno 1: Damn u15.... Hydroid: I can help! Every other tenno: We're f*cked... ---- Meh Im done for now... What the hek I'll just throw another one in there ---- Tenno 1: Man, did you get some of this orokin weed? Zephyr: Duuude... Im so high right now.... ------ Its wave 100... Tenno 1: Im out of ammo were going to die!!! Tenno 2: Never give up hope!! Hydroid: I WILL SAVE THE DAY!! *turns into puddle* Tenno 1: *poker face* Tenno 2: well its been good knowing... I like this too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 "what do you call a communist who is also a crack shot? A marxman" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azawarau Posted October 26, 2014 Author Share Posted October 26, 2014 No takers? 250 plat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.ToastForPresident Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 I would make a Warframe mod pun, but that is a bit of a Stretch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 Why are firetrucks red? Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight is twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and ships sail the seas, and in the seas are fish, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and Russians are red, and firetrucks are always "russian" around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.ToastForPresident Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 Maybe I should make a chocolate bar joke. You'll get a Snicker out of that. I want six-packs printed on my pants so I can call the ripped jeans. You play Pokemon? Mewtwo! It was a bird! I keep talon you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Upgreid- Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 (edited) *pun Intensifies* *blind rage ensues* ...I overextended on those corrupted puns, didn't I? Edit:dammit impulse typo edits! Edited October 27, 2014 by UpgradeInProgress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Upgreid- Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 *pun Intensifies* *blind rage ensues* ...I overextended on those corrupted puns, didn't I? Edit:dammit impulse typo edits! *rages* If only I had quick thinking, I wouldn't have pressed the edit button. Now I just have to go with the flow and hope my puns still have vitality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azawarau Posted October 27, 2014 Author Share Posted October 27, 2014 Your such a vor you know that? Everytime you see a a recource drop ayou just got to have it, btw I think someone is messing with the lights, its probably vauban finding a new way to troll us *1 minute later..* ~ DA B*TCH BE HERE ~(noob) Guys... I pee'd a bit... ------- Hek and vor is having a conversation.. Hek: yo vor, why do you have a sunflower on your face? Vor: why are you a robotic turkey? Hek:Your such a drama queen... Vor: see you at thanksgiving... ----- Trinity & rhino talking Trinity: Are you happy to see me or is that just your armor? Rhino: We don't have link, just desecrate the entire idea of us. Plus my anaconda don't want non less you got buns hun. That reminds me... Have you seen loki? ----- Vauban & Frost Vauban: Whats with the dress? Frost: keeps me warm... ------- A team is under fire Tenno 1: We need back up! Where is vauban?? tenno 2: Last I heard he is sipping martini's with frost over at the cryopod... Tenno 1: Where is *gamer*?? Tenno 2: His game crashed... Tenno 1: Damn u15.... Hydroid: I can help! Every other tenno: We're f*cked... ---- Meh Im done for now... What the hek I'll just throw another one in there ---- Tenno 1: Man, did you get some of this orokin weed? Zephyr: Duuude... Im so high right now.... ------ Its wave 100... Tenno 1: Im out of ammo were going to die!!! Tenno 2: Never give up hope!! Hydroid: I WILL SAVE THE DAY!! *turns into puddle* Tenno 1: *poker face* Tenno 2: well its been good knowing... Crashed last night... Im giving the win to this guy PM me whenever you can with your ign Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-CdG-Revo Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 (edited) Question to everyone: which one was the funniest of all the jokes I made? Edited October 27, 2014 by RevoThornax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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