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AquaBloodJoker

AquaBloodJoker

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Infected roasting on an Ember fire:

 

Lephantis roasting on an Ember fire

Vor nipping at your nose

Tenno carols being sung by a Powerfist

And folks dressed up like Lancers

Everybody knows and kills a Kurbow and some Seekers

Help to make the season fight

Tiny Tenno with their Warframes all aglow

Will find it hard to revive tonight

 

They know that Mirage's on his way

He's loaded lots of Angstra's and Skana's on his sleigh

And every mother's Tenno is gonna spy

To see if Dethcube really know how to shoot and fly

 

So I'm offering this simple command

To Tenno from one to ninety-two

Although it's been said many times, many ways

Merry shooting to you

 

So I'm offering this simple command

To Tenno from one to ninety-two

Although it's been said many times, many ways

Merry shooting

Merry shooting

Merry shooting to you

 

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Taco_Guitar

Taco_Guitar

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Remake of Chestnuts roasting on an open fire~ made by yours truly: Taco_Guitar

Lech Kril burning on an ember's fire

Frost Prime nipping at your nose

Tenno carols being sung by a choir

And folks dressed up like Kubrows

Everybody knows a Lotus and some weaponry

Help to make the season bright

Grineer with their eyes all aglow

Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that Santa's on his way

He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh

And every Tenno's child is gonna spy

To see if Sentinel really know how to fly

So I'm offering this simple phrase

To Tenno from level one to ninety-two

Although it's been said many times, many ways

Merry Christmas to you

So I'm offering this simple phrase

To Tenno from level one to ninety-two

Although it's been said many times, many ways

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas to you

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Uriezel

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Original Lyric: "Mi Burrito Sabanero"

 

Lyric: http://www.musica.com/letras.asp?letra=960306

 

Video:

 

Con mi Carrier sabanero
voy camino de Seimeni
con mi Shade sabanero

voy camino de Cipres

si me ven, si me ven voy camino de E Prime
si me ven, si me ven voy camino de E Gate

El Derrelicto mañanero ilumina mi universo,
el Vacio mañanero ilumina mi universo

si me ven,si me ven voy camino de Vedic
si me ven,si me ven voy camino de V Prime

 

En mi Alianza voy cantando,
mi Sunika va trotando,
En mi dojo voy cantando
mi Huras va trotando

si me ven,si me ven voy camino de Kiliken
si me ven si me ven voy camino de Everest
duki duki duki duki,duki duki duki da

apurate mi Sahasa que ya vamos a llegar

duki duki duki duki,duki duki duki duu
apurate mi Helios vamos a ver a Lotus

con mi DeathCube sabanero
voy camino de Vedic
con mi Wyrm sabanero
voy camino de Gefion

si me ven si me ven voy camino de Ariel
si me ven si me ven voy camino de Vesper

El Rhinopiston mañanero ilumina mi mision,
el Hysteria mañanero ilumina mi mision

si me ven,si me ven voy camino de Umbriel

si me ven,si me ven voy camino de D’Arrest

En mi Alianza voy cantando,
mi Raksa va trotando,
En mi Dojo voy cantando
mi Sahasa va trotando

si me ven,si me ven voy camino de Naga
si me ven,si me ven voy camino de Nakki

duki duki duki duki,duki duki duki da
apurate mi Djinn que ya vamos a llegar

duki duki duki duki duki duki duki duu
apurate mi Wyrm Prime vamos a ver a Lotus

con mi Drahk sabanero
voy camino de Stefano

con mi Kubrow sabanero
voy camino de Caelus

si me ven,si me ven voy camino de Metis
si me ven,si me ven voy camino de Sinaí

si me ven,si me ven voy camino de Kelpie
si me ven,si me ven voy camino de Selkie

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Avicou

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A Vay Hek Kwueensmas

 

Deck the ship with the heads of Tenno,
Fua ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Watch out for the wild Kubrows,
Fua ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
 

Troll the followers of Lotus,
Fua ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Oh ho no they’re shooting at us,
Fua ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.

 

See the blazing Earth before us,
Fua ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Grab that Argon- trade the Corpus,
Fua ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.

 

Follow me in Grineer dom-in-ance,
Fua ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Give those Bombards some more ord-in-ance,
Fua ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.

 

Fast away as Excal ‘dashes,
Fua ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
I’ll reduce you all to ashes,
Fua ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.

 

Shout we joyous all as one,
Fua ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Hail the Kwueens- second to none,
Fua ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha, hahaha, hahahahahahahhaaaahaaaaaaaaaa.

–flies away-

 

Original song (Deck the Halls): http://www.41051.com/xmaslyrics/deckthehalls.html 

Inspiration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d5UPr6Bx5U

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LastRequiem

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To the music of Jingle Bell Rock



 

Tar Moa's 

Tar Moa's

Tar Moa's SUCK!

 

The tar is OP

And I got one shot!

Raging and cursing,

I just threw my mouse,

Now I cant even,

use my guns.

 

Tar Moa's 

Tar Moa's

Tar Moa's SUCK!

 

I'm down again

my teammate just died.

Cant find my spare mouse,

OH HEY! There it is!

 

Now it's wave 30!

 

Need a Vauban,

For his Vortex,

And even his Bastille.

Maybe next time,

I'll bring Nyx Prime,

Or Ember Prime, but I dont have her.

 

Vauban, Nyx, and Nova,

even Mesa.

Ulting aroung the clock.

PeaceMaker and,

A good placed Vortex,

It's all we really need!!

 

Tar Moa's 

Tar Moa's

Tar Moa's SUCK!

 

The tar is OP

And I got one shot!

Raging and cursing,

I just hit my desk!

 

Now it's wave 50!

 

Tar Moa's 

Tar Moa's

Tar Moa's SUCK!

 

The tar is OP

And I got one shot!

Raging and cursing,

I'm going to scream!

 

Now wave 100 has begun.

 

OH MY GOD!

OH MY GOD!

W T F NO!

 

We all just died,

and it's not my fault!!

I tried to tell them,

That we would all die.

 

Oh look, I was right!

 

All that progress,

and all the time,

it's all gone what to do?

Let's try again,

maybe this time,

My team will maybe listen to me.

 

Nevermind Im so mad,

I just rage quit,

I really need a break.

Maybe next time,

it'll really work out.

 

That's the power of,

The damn Tar Moa's,

From the Mesa Update!!!

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Soukange

Soukange

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Mary did you know!
(Lotus)
 

 

Lotus did you know
that your hydroid would someday rule the water?

Lotus did you know
that your Limbo, dimensions he would alter?
Did you know
that your Nekros would make the dead brand new~
That the Tenno you delivered would soon deliver you?

 

Lotus did you know
that your Excalibur would bring light to the darkness?

Lotus did you know

that Volt would electrocute them?

Did you know

that your Nova has caused big explosions?
When you woke them they'd be our saviours?

 

Lotus did you know … Ooo~ Ooo~ Ooo~

The Grineer will see.
The Corpus will hear.

The dead will live again.

The infested to leap.

The void to speak.

The secrets of the rift.

 

Lotus did you know

that Grineer need true Salvation?

Lotus did you know

that the Tenno will rule the system.

Did you know

that your Tenno are the true saviors?
That your sleeping Tenno will be, The End.

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(PSN)juicewho

(PSN)juicewho

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http://youtu.be/ZgP0aUKlmNw The Grinch Theme Song

"Mr. Grinch"You're a mean one,Alad V

You really are a ,

You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch,

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,

Your heart's an empty hole,

Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch,

I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,

You have termites in your smile,

You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch,

Given a choice between the two of you'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch,

You're the king of sinful sots,

Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch,

You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,

With a nauseous super "naus"!,

You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch,

Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful

assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,

You're a nasty wasty skunk,

Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch,

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,

"Stink, stank, stunk"!

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Liarm

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Banging Bells

 

Rewritten from Jingle Bells

 

Dashing through the blood,

In a Rhino-driven Charge,

O'er the Swarm we go,

Slashing all the way

*Bang, boom, bam*

 

Limbo makes a field,

Mag steels all the loot,

Oh, what fun it is

To cut and sling

and cure all Infested.

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(XBOX)Critter b1

(XBOX)Critter b1

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Tenno’s night

Silent night remake

Violent night, Warframe’s tight
 

All is calm, till we fight
 

Talking to merchants bout platinum for prime
 

Holy Tenno, use power with pride
 

Cleanse these enemies please
 

Cleanse these enemies please.

 

Violent night, Warframe’s tight,

 

My syndicate rank hit pure tonight

 

Buying  mods, with rep from a fight

 

Cleanse the enemy please

 

Cleanse the enemy please.

 

 

 

Original song: Published by
Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., Universal Music Publishing Group, ALFRED PUB CO INC

Read more: Christmas Carols - Silent Night Lyrics | MetroLyrics

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(XBOX)HemoWolveReflex

(XBOX)HemoWolveReflex

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On the first day of Warframe,

Lotus gave to me

a Ordis to annoy me.

On the second day of Warframe,

Lotus gave to me

Two arch-wings,

And Ordis to annoy me.

On the third day of Warframe,

Lotus gave to me

Three squad mates,

Two arch-wings,

And a Ordis to annoy me.

On the fourth day of Warframe,

Lotus gave to me

Four abilities,

Three squad mate,

Two arch-wings,

And a Ordis to annoy me.

On the fifth day of Warframe,

Lotus gave to me

Five derelict missions,

Four abilities,

Three squad mates,

Two arch-wings

And a Oridis to annoy me.

On the sixth day of Warframe,

Lotus gave to me

Six new syndicates,

Five derelict missions,

Four abilities,

Three squad mates,

Two arch-wings,

And a Oridus to annoy me.

On the seventh day of Warframe,

Lotus gave to me

Seven prime weapons,

Six new syndicates,

Five derelict missions,

Four abilities,

Three squad mates,

Two arch-wings,

And a Oridus to annoy me.

On the eighth day of Warframe,

Lotus gave to me

Eight dual side arms,

Seven prime weapons,

Six new syndicates,

Five derelict missions,

Four abilities,

Three squad mates,

Two arch-wings,

And a Oridus to annoy me.

On the ninth day of Ninth day of Warframe,

Lotus gave to me

Nine great warfames,

Eight dual side arms,

Seven prime weapons,

Six new syndicates,

Five derelict missions,

Four abilities,

Three squad mates,

Two arch-wings,

And a Ordis to annoy me.

On the tenth day of Warframe,

Lotus gave to me

Ten melee stances,

Nine great warframes,

Eight dual side arms,

Seven prime weapons,

Six new syndicates,

Five derelict missions,

Four abilities,

Three squad mates,

Two arch-wings,

And a Oridus to annoy me

On the eleventh day of Warframe,

Lotus gave to me

Eleven void key's,

Ten melee stances,

Nine great warframes,

Eight dual side arms,

Seven prime weapons,

Six new syndicates,

Five derelict missions,

Four abilities,

Three Squad mates,

Two arch-wings,

And a Oridis to annoy me.

On the twelfth day of Warframe,

Lotus gave to me

Twelve argon crystals,

Eleven void key's,

Ten melee stances,

Nine great warframes,

Eight dual side arms,

Seven prime weapons,

Six new syndicates,

Five derelict missions,

Four abilities,

Three Squad mates,

Two arch-wings,

And a Ordis to annoy me!

The Twelve Days of Warframe (12 Days of Christmas)

P.S. Ordis nothing personal...

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Spunt1nk

Spunt1nk

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Jingle Bells (jingle all the way) Warframe Parody Carol - :D

 

 

 

 

Trudging through the sludge - of a huge infested ship,

Hunting Alad V - whose mind he has let slip.

Charge and shoot and stomp - with rhino I will slay,

Every single infested - that tries get in my way.

We found Alad V - he was ready for a fight.

Knocked him to the ground and gave him one last stomp goodnight.

 

OH

(x2) - Hack and stab, hack and stab, slaughter stabbitty stab.

Now that Alad’s face was stomped he looks like a smashed crab.

 

Drinking greedy milk - looking the other way,

This unknowing Grineer - will get rekt today.

The barrel of my boar - pushed to back of head,

When the clip was empty - he was very dead.

Silence by my side - acoustically still,

I’m on the queen’s ship and I’m ready for the kill.

 

OH

(x2) - Hack and stab, hack and stab, slaughter stabbitty stab.

By any means ill find the queens and bring them to their knees.

 

With smokescreen I am shadow - with shuriken I’m best,

On this corpus ship tonight - it’s a slaughter fest.

I’ll burn them all to ash - in their blood ill bath,

As the crewmen scream in terror all I’ll do is laugh

 

OH

(x2) - Hack and stab, hack and stab, slaughter stabbitty stab.

The Corpus board will cower in fear as I draw ever near.

 

Loki’s low on health - now utilising stealth,

Sneaking through the void - looking for vast wealth.

Out jumps Captain Vor - to try ruin the day,

But with one single Ogris blast he’s blown the F*** away.

 

OH

(x2) - Hack and stab, hack and stab, slaughter stabbitty stab.

Now that Vor is blown apart ill make looting an art.

 

The lotus is our guide - our mentor on the way,

She helps us through - different trials every day.

We follow her to save - our lost brethren,

As Tenno we stand united and we will always win! 

 

OH

Hack and stab, hack and stab, slaughter stabbitty stab.

Shooty, bangie, stabby slash, hack and stabbitty stab.

 

The End

 

 

Thanks DE For yet another year with such and awesome game!

 

Kind Regards,

Mr_Slippy_Fist.
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HandOfAbbadon

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Flying down to Earth

With an Orthos on my back,

The Lotus has a plan

To destroy all the Drahk!

I've been called TENNO SKUHMM

One too many times

Any Grineer who get in my way

Will have a blade gouge out their eyes!

 

Exterminate, exterminate,

Stain the snow bright red!

Those who try to mess with us

Will surely end up dead!

Exterminate, exterminate,

In a week or two,

Hydroid, Ash, and Ember Prime

Will be making Grineer stew!

 

An event or two ago,

I confess it was not the plan

To allow that scumbag Alad V

To show his face again!

He's seen many alerts,

And died so many times,

I suppose we shouldn't be shocked

If he hunts us for our "crimes!"

 

Exterminate, exterminate,

Stain the snow bright red!

Those who try to mess with us

Will surely end up dead!

Exterminate, exterminate,

In a week or two,

We will all be tasting that

Lovely Grineer stew!

 

http://www.jingle-bells-lyrics.com/

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GrimMyfanwy

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(Stalking) A Warframe Wonderland 

(with apologies to Felix Bernard )

 

[jingle bells ringing, then the creepy stalker spawn sounds]

 

In a mission

That is a bre-eeze,

A flash of black,

Feel your soul fre-eze.

Consequences are true,

I'm coming for you,

Stalking in a Warframe wonderland.

 

A new Warframe,

You'll perfect it.

That's when I strike,

When least expected

Like a griefer in WoW,

I'm ganking you now,

Stalking in a Warframe wonderland.

 

Assassinating the boss had been your plan,

half a dozen times would do no harm,

Let's see how you like farming now, man,

When you are the one who's being farmed.

 

Prepared and at [pause]

Your full power.

You think it's my [pause]

Turn to cower.

You want me to show,

So it's a no-go.

Stalking in a Warframe wonderland.

 

You want it, so I fear,

But you can't have my gear.

Stalking in a Warframe wonderland.

 

It's sad but it's true,

R-N-G just hates you,

Stalking in a Warframe wonderland.

Stalking in a Warframe wonderland.

Stalking in a Warframe wonderland.

 

[creepy Stalker spawn noises and then fading jingle bells]

 

 

Dean Martin's redition of the original:

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Altrunchen

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We three things of Grustrag we are:

We three things of Grustrag we are;

Hunting you we traverse afar,

Jamming Lotus, it is hopeless,

When on your tail we are.

 

O mark of wonder, mark of plight,

Mark the Tenno post boss-fight,

Wayward fleeing, they are squealing,

When it dims, the mission's light.

 

Eyeless head of Tenno disgrace

Blinding you and smashing your face,

Did I stammer? Here's my hammer,

nailing you in your place.

 

O mark of wonder, mark of plight,

Mark the Tenno post boss-fight,

Wayward fleeing, they are squealing,

When it dims, the mission's light.

 

Shield and Marelock wielding comes I;

Tenno owns a Carabus nigh;

Rockets flaring, shield preparing,

to knock you on your behind.

 

O mark of wonder, mark of plight,

Mark the Tenno post boss-fight,

Wayward fleeing, they are squealing,

When it dims, the mission's light.

 

Shock is mine, ten shots I do fire

Trapping you, and causing you ire;

Stammering, Speeding, all while leading,

you to a fate most dire.

 

O mark of wonder, mark of plight,

Mark the Tenno post boss-fight,

Wayward fleeing, they are squealing,

When it dims, the mission's light.

 

Glorious now the Tenno's demise,

Pick on someone your own size!

This ship has sailed, the mission's failed,

Give you our bolt to prize.

 

O mark of wonder, mark of plight,

Mark the Tenno post boss-fight,

Wayward fleeing, they are squealing,

When it dims, the mission's light.

 

 

Original Song:

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I'm dreaming of a white Chrsitmas

Just like the Orokin I used to know

Where the marbled walls glisten

and Corpus listen

to hear alarm bells in the snow

 

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas

With every rarest mods I want

May your warframes fight to daunt

them infested. all your Christmases'll be vaunt(ed)

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(PSN)tacticalmonkey44

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Loki got stalked by the stalker (grandma got run over by a reindeer parody- http://www.41051.com/xmaslyrics/grandma.html)

 

Loki got stalked by the stalker
Going to extraction, Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as the stalker
But as for me and ordis, we beliiieve

he’d been drinkin' too much greedy milk
And we'd begged him not to go
But he'd forgot his kubrow
So he stumbled out the door into the ship

When they found him Christmas mornin'
At the scene of the attack
There were despair in his forehead
And incriminatin' stalk marks on his back

Now were all so proud of the lotus
she's been takin' this so well
See her in there watchin' kubrows
Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with the two queens

It's not Christmas without loki
All the clans dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up his gifts or send them back?

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of pig
And a gold and silver candle
That would just have matched the glow in loki’s helmet.
 

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Mordecur

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Jingle Bells

Grineer Smells

Phorid laid and egg

Corpus shot me dead

and my sentinel got away.

 

All the enemies shoot at me

These two prime parts are gone as you can see

I blame the void for the catastrophe 

But my one mission for Christmas Eve is as plain as it can be

 

All I want for Christmas

is my two prime parts

my two prime parts

find my two prime parts

 

Gee if I could only

have my two prime parts

then I could wish you

Merry Christmas!

 

It seems so long since I could say

Mother Lotus sitting on a throne

Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,

If I only could have my drone

 

All I want for Christmas

is my two prime parts

my two prime parts

find my two prime parts

 

Gee, if I could only

have my two prime parts

the I could wish you a

Merry Christmas!

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SonnyAmazigh

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It's Begginging to Look Alot Like...Warframe?



It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas,
(Christmas) iiin the dooojooo.
Take a look in the foundery, a present for you from me:
a Mesa frame with Corpus' Bane and Flow.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas,
(is it?) eeeven in the voooiiid.
The water has turned to wine, The Corrupted sing in time.
Miiind, except for Vooor.

A pair of Heat Daggers and a Jat Kittag are
the wish of The Councilor Vay.
Mods that will tank and will help up their rank
is the hope of Mogamu and Thaym.
And the Stalker can hardly wait to get his Glaive.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas,
Snooow on Phooobooos.
There's a tree on Monolith, Todd only got a twig:
Ruk is struck holding up for the kids.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas,
Soon the gooongs will gooong.
And the thing that will make them ring
Is the Lotus that will sing on the iiinteeercooom

Ordis wants Forma, I dont know what for but-
I got him a Bobble Heeeaaad.
Both Kril and Alad V get Bartons Primes you see.
Though they want us dead...
But its Christmas, so what the heck!

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Paaauuuse on aaalll the fiiights
But the prettiest sight to see is my Liset and me!
Glowing wiiith Christmas Liiights.
To all you Tenno. I hope your Christmas is...Alright!
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InokashiraGoro

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original lyrics http://14.studio-web.net/~yamahisa/jingle_bell_ENG.html

 

*Only the 2nd lyrics are used*

 

A day or two ago

I was overeating Salad V

and soon stranger TENNO

was joined to my squad

that TENNO asked to me

"Why you using Volt?"

I answered very seriously

"I'm waiting for VOLT PRIME!"

(CHORUS)

Faster than, faster than

the speed of light

SPEED PRIME takes you to

another dimension

VOLT IS GOD, VOLT IS GOD

that's the common sense

but VOLT PRIME IS HYPER GOD

that's the bottom line

 

(excerpt from Minmei bookstore "Volt3:16 said so")

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