New: Tenno Caroling Contest!

[Drizzian]

To the tune of the Chrismas Song/Chestnuts Roasting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCXqMe-5pSk

 

 

Lancers roasting over Ember’s fire.

Frost is hacking up his foes

Grineer heads, coming off with the Mire

While Ash is backing up his bros.

 

Every tenno knows, that Loki makes the others slow

And Red Veil grants us all some blight

Empty slot? Yes bro I’m good to go

Cuz Mesa’s finished crafting, tonight.

 

I’ve got Ordis on his way

My foundries flush with all the weapons yet to play.

And Jat Kitag is modded up so sly

I’ll show you Corpus really know how to fly.

 

So for, the Lotus, a simple play

Max rank or down to 1 or 2

we’ve run mercury, many times many wayyys

Load your weapon…..and shoot.

 

[-PxL-Hynogima]

Walking in A Warframe Wonderland

Original Song 

 

Skanas slash and their stabbing

On the floor blood is glistening 

A beautiful sight were happy tonight

Walking in a warframe wonderland

 

Run away has the corpus 

Here to stay is the warframes 

The'll slash and the'll stab

The'll kill all the bad

Killing in a warframe wonderland

 

In a mission we can kill some grineer

And laugh as they fall to the ground

We will then choose another mission 

and use our guns to save the day

Later on we'll start building

And wait for that as were chilling

So we can face unafraid

The void keys we made 

Chilling in a warframe wonderland

 

Archwing's fly are you seeing

What this is im hardly believing

Im flying around faster than sound

Flying in an archwing wonderland

Walking in a waframe

Killing in a warframe

Chilling in a warframe 

Wonderland

 

 

 

 

[GunDownGrace]

Walking in A Warframe Wonderland

Original Song 

 

Skanas slash and their stabbing

On the floor blood is glistening 

A beautiful sight were happy tonight

Walking in a warframe wonderland

 

Run away has the corpus 

Here to stay is the warframes 

The'll slash and the'll stab

The'll kill all the bad

Killing in a warframe wonderland

 

In a mission we can kill some grineer

And laugh as they fall to the ground

We will then choose another mission 

and use our guns to save the day

Later on we'll start building

And wait for that as were chilling

So we can face unafraid

The void keys we made 

Chilling in a warframe wonderland

 

Archwing's fly are you seeing

What this is im hardly believing

Im flying around faster than sound

Flying in an archwing wonderland

Walking in a waframe

Killing in a warframe

Chilling in a warframe 

Wonderland

i already did that one,see my post on page twelve,here is the link https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/359225-new-tenno-caroling-contest/?p=3994374

Edited December 7, 2014 by GunDownGrace

[YeOlHuntsman]

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer:

 

You know Banshee  and Ember and Limbo and hydroid, mesa and Lotus and Kickbot and Skree the tall!

But do you recall the most  awesome annoying Ash player of them all...?

 

Zareek the red helmed Ash frame, had a very shiney nose!

And if you ever saw, you would even say it glows!

 

All of the other Ash frames, used to laugh and call him names.

They never let poor Zareek, join any of the invite-only games!

 

Then one foggy infested event, his split personality came to

say: Zareek with your nose so bright won't you guide

Red Veil tonight!?

 

Then how Zareek loved them, as they shouted out with glee.

Zareek the red helmed Ash frame, you will go down in the locust tree, south china sea, hemophilia b, history!

 

 

- Happy music-

 

Merry christmas everyone! Have fun with the event!

Wow this is epic! Dude... so far your my fav... Great job ;D hope you win :)

[HerbertBStain]

You're a mean one, Mr. Vor

You really are a slime

You're as cuddly as a volt, you're as charming as a penta, Mr. Vor,

You're a bad captain with a feeble ugly face

 

You're a monster, Mr. Vor 

Your heart's a empty void,

Your brain is full of ploys, you have aureate on your mind, Mr. Vor,

I wouldn't farm you with a soma-and-a-two-and-a-half-foot-sword

 

You're a foul one, Mr. Vor

You have termites in your pumps

You have all the tender kindness of a feral kubrow, Mr. Vor,

Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the feral kubrow

 

You're a squatter, Mr. Vor,

You're the king of awful shots

Your heart's a dead resource splotched with ugly brown stains, Mr. Vor,

You're a three skilled cloned flesh abomination dipped in expired dressing!

 

You electrocute me, Mr. Vor,

With a nervous super mine!,

You're a contorted smelly grineer and you thrive on misery , Mr.Vor,

Your soul is an appalling dirt salad oozing with the most disgusting

arrangement of flesh imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

 

You're a foul one, Mr. Vor,

You're a hasty wasty skunk,

Your heart is full of stolen gold, your soul is full of malice, Mr. Vor,

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,

"Acaris, Acaris, Acaris"!



I tried! Im enjoying reading everyones awesome lyrics! I stink.

Edited December 7, 2014 by HerbertBStain

[DoctorQBiolo]

I'm gonna make something different for Christmas.....

So what happens when Christmas in Warframe went balooney and stupid?!

Well, I just made a song to explain what I think about it!

THE END OF WARFRAME-CHRISTMAS >:D

inspired by a song in one of Smosh's Christmas video,

THE END OF CHRISTMAS (Part 1):

and if you're wondering what the ending looks like, here's the other part of this video......

THE END OF CHRISTMAS (Part 2):

==============================

I'm so freaking tired of Warframe-Christmas

And all the Kubrow poops it puts in my head.

I'm so freaking tired of stupid presents inside Grineer ships.

I wish there was something instead

That wasn't so boring just like red-nosed Stalker.

I guess I have Alad V and his corp-elves to blame.

Yeah! I'm so freaking tired of Warframe-Christmas

And I want it to be dead~

I'm so freaking tired of Warframe-Christmas

And all the dojos and liset snags.

I'm so freaking tired of greedy milk candy canes

And big-sized Kubrow eggs.

Every freaking cryostatis it's always the same.

Lotus gets me lame quests and a broken Ordis.

I'm so freaking tired of Warframe-Christmas

And I want it to be dead~

======================================

THE END

Edited December 8, 2014 by DoctorQBiolo

[Zareek]

Wow this is epic! Dude... so far your my fav... Great job ;D hope you win :)

lmfao its not very popular! Thanks though. I don't expect to win, there are many very well done songs written here. x)

[RenChao]

Let them burn!

 

Oh the infested outside are frightful
But Ember is so delightful
And since she has no things to do
Let them burn! Let them burn! Let them burn!

She doesn't show signs of stopping
And I've bought an Ignis for firing
The lights are turned way up high
Burn them all! Burn them all! Burn them all!

When we finally stop this hell
How I'll hate going out from this work!
But if you'll really invite me back
All the way objective I'll be like a storm

The fire is slowly dying
And, my dear, we're continue firing
But as long as I am with you
Let them burn! Let them burn! Let them burn!

 

---

 

[ashenmirth]

Silent Tenno Night

 

Silent night, holy night

All be calm, all be quiet

Tenno lay down their blades

For this evening no war is waged

Peace is held high just for this night

Grinner and Corpus stand down

even the infested are still and tame

 

silent night, holy night

let not the restless disturb the orkin relics

leave off all survivals and defenses

cease all exterminations and sabotages

fly not thy archwing into that cold vacuum

embrace thine kubrow loyal and kind

suffer no cephalon’s mad ranting

 

silent night, holy night

every planet slowly turning

forma shared without a care.

Solar rails empty but bright

Lay down your heads and dream of the unending

Mysterious red text wishes you well

Sleep sweet warriors of blade and gun

[Xuard]

Original tune is: Jingle Bells

Dashing through the void, in the liset with Ordis, through the guys we slay, extracting every time, Vauban throws snowballs, and Frost enjoys the day, what fun it is to play warframe, all-day and all-night! Oh!

Loki Prime! Ember Prime! Where is Vauban Prime? Oh what fun it is to play, warframe all-day long! Oh

Rhino Prime! And Mag Prime, where is Ash Prime? Oh what fun it is to play, Warframe all day long!

-Xuard (Happy Holidays!)

P.S. I wrote this on my phone as I'm on holiday :3 shoutout to my be clan, Wolfstride

[dartcraft]

"Frosty the Tenno" ("Frosty the snowman")

Frosty the Tenno, was a jolly happy soul,

With rubedo chassis and an alloy helm, and systems made of plastids.

 

Frosty the Tenno, was FABULOUS, and tall.

He was made of snow, but the Lotus know he came to save them all.

 

There must have been some magic in that orokin cell she found,

 

For when she placed it on his head, he began to dance around!

 

Oh, Frosty, the Tenno, was alive as he could be;

and the corpus' say he could freeze and slay,

just the same as Ash you see.

 

Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,

look at Frosty run.

 

Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,

over the corpses, with gun.

 

Frosty the Tenno, knew that the mission is complete,

so he said, "Let's run, and we'll have some fun now, but then i'll go to exIT."

 

Down to the outpost, with a boomstick in his hand,

Running here and there, all around the square,

sayin', "Catch me if you can."

 

He knocked them down and don't even frowned, right at the edge of peak;

 

and only paused a moment, when he heard "c'mon we must be quick!"

 

For Frosty, the Tenno, had to hurry on his way,

But he waved goodbye, sayin' "Don't cry, I'll be back for plastids some day."

 

 

Merry christmas Tenno, i wish you get your Viver back

Edited December 7, 2014 by dartcraft

[ScintillantAppleBloom]

 

A Little Tenno Mesa

(to the tune of "A Little Drummer Boy":

)

 

Come they told me

Press 4 4 4 4

A new born frame to see

Press 4 4 4 4

-snip-

 

we have a winner! xD

[Mythrus]

Silent Ship, Empty Ship

(Silent Night, Holy Night)

http://cyberhymnal.org/htm/s/i/silntnit.htm

 

Silent ship, empty ship

All is quiet, all is still

Round about lay dead Grineer

Holes line the walls near

Tenno, came in the night

Slew all as silent as light

 

Silent ship, empty ship

Corpus quake at the sight

Bodies fall from Tenno blades

Loud alarms, ring all are doomed

Flee for all of your lives

Flee from death's cold sight

 

Silent ship, empty ship

Infested cleansed with pure light

Radiant beams from Volt's hand

Flames burst as Ember's blows land

Soon, silence will fall

Only empty halls

[ShadowCloak]

Lotus star, that art thou in the void.

Wonder what you see, are you watching me?

Lotus star, wake all the sleeping Tenno.

Will you help me be, are you there to guide me?

 

Prism light, bring light.

Burn them all to ashes.

Prime ones help us

Bring peace back to cosmos.

 

Blessing stars, they sail the rift in silence.

Hearing all in need, are they healing me?

Lotus star, you watch the world so frightened.

In the surge of tide, will you be by my side?

 

Prism light, bring light.

Wake the sleeping Tenno.

Come now, help us.

Hear me shout my warcry.

 

Lotus star light,

We banished all the hearts black.

Darkness' now gone.

We brought the precious peace back.

 

Here you can see the original lyrics of the song:

http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/homealone2/christmasstar.htm

[RubickG]

The Little Brakker Boy

(from The Little Drummer Boy, 

(standard version) or

(metal version, best version))

 

Run they told me

Pa rum pum pum pum

A new born Kril to see

Pa rum pum pum pum

 

Our finest weapons we bring

Pa rum pum pum pum

To lay before Lech Kril

Pa rum pum pum pum,

rum pum pum pum,

rum pum pum pum

 

So to honor Kril

Pa rum pum pum pum

When we come

 

Little Seeker

Pa rum pum pum pum

I am a Grineer too

Pa rum pum pum pum

I have no weapon to bring

Pa rum pum pum pum

That's fit to give Lech Kril

Pa rum pum pum pum,

rum pum pum pum,

rum pum pum pum

 

Shall I kill for you

Pa rum pum pum pum

With my Brakk

 

Kela nodded

Pa rum pum pum pum

Captain Vor and Hek kept time

Pa rum pum pum pum

I used my Brakk for him

Pa rum pum pum pum

I killed some Mags for him

Pa rum pum pum pum,

rum pum pum pum,

rum pum pum pum

 

Then he smiled at me

Pa rum pum pum pum

Me and my Brakk

Me and my Brakk

Me and my Brakk

Me and my Brakk

Me and my Brakk

 

[RubickG]

Double post, sorry T.T

Edited December 7, 2014 by RubickG

[MsSharpThing]

This turned out more creepy than I'd liked.

 

*ahem*

 

Silent Mars,

Holy Mars,

All is calm,

all is ice.

Come the Tenno, guns ablaze,

Seeking Gallium for their new mace,

"Put your helmets on, Corpus,

You'll wish you'd never been born."

 

[Nonary]

Orginal tune: Let it Snow (http://www.metrolyrics.com/let-it-snow-lyrics-christmas-carols.html)

 

Oh the infested are so frightful
but the galaxy’s so delightful
and since we got no one to call
send in Tenno, Tenno, Tenno

 

Oh it doesn’t show signs of stopping
and I’ve brought skills for headshotting
the alert is on so now let’s go
send in Tenno, Tenno, Tenno

 

When we finally get our new Primes
to replace our ancient rip offs
we punish the Grineer war crimes
and leave only behind a mangled corpse

 

It seems we’re slowly winning
but dear Lotus we’re still fighting
so long as you let us know
send in Tenno, Tenno, Tenno

[Silverviolet]

-The Most Wonderful Time of the Year, Tenno Edition-

 

It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year

With the trades always selling

And everyone telling you 'next wave is near'

It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year

It's the hap -happiest season of all

With those resource depletings and mission completings

When friends come to call

It's the hap - happiest season of all

 

There'll be hubs for boasting

Infested for toasting

And coptering out in the snow

There'll be scary mark stories

And tales of the glories of

UIs long, long ago

 

It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year

There'll be much misslethrowing

And frames will be glowing

When syndicates are near

It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year

 

There'll be hubs for boasting

Infested for toasting

And coptering out in the snow

There'll be scary mark stories

And tales of the glories of

UIs long, long ago

 

It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year

There'll be much misslethrowing

And frames will be glowing

When syndicates are near

It's The Most Wonderful Time

It's The Most Wonderful Time

It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year!

 

<3

[(PSN)southtown22]

We wish you a Tenno Christmas;

We wish you a Tenno Christmas;

We wish you a Tenno Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Good blueprints we bring to you and your kin;

Good blueprints for Tenno xmas and a Happy New Year.

Oh, bring us a platinum bundle;

Oh, bring us a platinum bundle;

Oh, bring us a platinum bundle and a bit of immortal gear

We won't go until we get some;

We won't go until we get some;

We won't go until we get some, so send it with cheer

We wish you a Tenno Christmas;

We wish you a Tenno Christmas;

We wish you a Tenno Christmas and a Happy New Year.

-original song

http://m.carols.org.uk/we_wish_you_a_merry_christmas.htm

[(XBOX)eG I AttRiicK]

Small dad Christmas,
When you will come down(fall) from the sky,
With Mod by thousands,
Do not forget my orokin cell.
But before leaving,
It will be necessary to cover you,
The outside you have to be so cold,
It is little because of Frost.

He(It) delays me as long as the day gets up,
To see what warframe brought me,
All the beautiful presents which I see in dream,
And that I commanded(ordered) you.

Small dad Christmas,
When you will come down(fall) from the sky,
With mod by thousands,
Do not forget my kubrow young.

The trader of platinium passed,
Tenno goes to bed,
And you are going to be able to begin,
With your basket on the back
In the sound of the alarm of the vessel,
Your distribution(casting) of surprises.

Small dad Christmas,
When you will come down(fall) from the sky
With mod by thousands,
Do not forget my small Helios.
If you have to stop,
On the roofs of the world

 

 

Sorry i am french

 

Petit papa Noël,
Quand tu descendras du ciel,
Avec des Mod par milliers,
N'oublie pas ma cellule orokin .
Mais avant de partir,
Il faudra bien te couvrir,
Dehors tu dois avoir si froid,
C'est un peu à cause de Frost .

Il me tarde tant que le jour se lève,
Pour voir ce que warframe m'as apporté,
Tous les beaux cadeaux que je vois en rêve,
Et que je t'ai commandés.

Petit papa Noël,
Quand tu descendras du ciel,
Avec des mod par milliers,
N'oublie pas mon petit kubrow .

Le marchand de platinium est passé,
Les tenno vont faire dodo,
Et tu vas pouvoir commencer,
Avec ta hotte sur le dos
Au son des alarme des vaisseau ,
Ta distribution de surprises.

Petit papa Noël,
Quand tu descendras du ciel
Avec des mod par milliers,
N'oublie pas mon petit Helios .
Si tu dois t'arrêter,
Sur les toits du monde

[Mythblaze]

Original song is The Christmas song by Nat King Cole

 

Potatoes roasting on an open fire

Frost nipping at your nose

Yuletide carols sung by Banshee

And folks dressed up like the Grineer

 

Everybody knows a Kubrow and some mistletoe

Help to make the season prismatic 

Tiny Tenno with their energy all aglow

Will find it hard to meditate tonight

 

They know that Santa's on his way

He's loaded lots of potatoes and forma on his liset

And every Tenno's child is gonna spy

To see if Corpus really know how to fly

 

And so I'm offering this simple phrase

To Tenno from one to thirty

Although it's been said many times, many ways

It's the Grineer! Merry Christmas to you

 

And so I'm offering this simple phrase

To Tenno from one to thirty 

Although it's been said many times, many ways

It's the Grineer! Merry Christmas to you

Edited December 7, 2014 by Mythblaze

[AmethystWyrm]

Do you hear what I hear?

 

Said the void wind to the little Loki,
do you see what I see
Way up in the sky, little Loki,
do you see what I see
Excal, Excal, dancing in the night
With a sword as big as a tree
With a sword as big as a tree

Said the little Loki to the Hydroid,
do you hear what I hear
Ringing through the sky, Hydroid,
do you hear what I hear
Zephyr, Zephyr, high above the trees
With wings as big as the sea
With wings as big as the sea

Said the Hydroid to the mighty Frost,
do you know what I know
In your palace cold, mighty Frost,
do you know what I know
Ember, Ember shivers in the cold
Let us bring Her platinum and creds
Let us bring Her platinum and creds
Said Frost to the people everywhere,
listen to what I say
Pray for rares, Tenno everywhere!
listen to what I say
Ember, Ember, sleeping in the void
She will bring us fire and light
She will bring us fire and light

 

 

~~~~

 

[Tokenza]

So here's my take on Deck the Halls

Link to original lyrics -> http://www.41051.com/xmaslyrics/deckthehalls.html

 

 

Deck the Clan Walls with bo prime handles, Fa la la la la la la la!

'Tis the season to be grinding, Fa la la la la la la la!
Don we now our mighty sigils, Fa la la la la la la la!
Troll the ancient infested healers, Fa la la la la la la la!

See the blazing dead before us, Fa la la la la la la la!
Strike with orthos and join the bloodshed, Fa la la la la la la la!

Follow me in merry hunting, Fa la la la la la la la!
While I tell of derelict treasures, Fa la la la la la la la!

Fast away the old alert passes, Fa la la la la la la la!
Hail the new, ye tenno and tenno lasses, Fa la la la la la la la!
Spam the powers all together! Fa la la la la la la la!
Heedless of the Zanuka, G3 and Stalker, Fa la la la la la la la!

[AsonLP]

All I Want for Christmas Is a Kubrow

 

I don't want much loot for Christmas

There is just an egg I need, and I
Don't care about the weapons
Underneath the Tenno tree
I don't need to buy a core
There upon the segment place
Lotus won't make me happy

With an average login reward on Christmas day

 

Original song lyrics:

http://goo.gl/9i2rn3