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Little Cestra

Rewrite of "The Little Drummer Boy":

 

Little Cestra

Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew

A little beam uzi

With various flaws

 

Your damage ain't that high

Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew

Your spooling takes up time

Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew

Pew Pew Pew Pew,

Pew Pew Pew Pew

 

Few will forma you

Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew

If at all

 

As snows falling

Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew

I hear that chime you sing

Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew

That glorious sound of your

Pew Pew Pew Pewing,

Pew Pew Pewing,

Pew Pew Pewing

 

Cestras aren't so bad

Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew

Not at all

 

On the market

Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew

May some buy your blueprint

Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew

Build you or even two

Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew

 

May Christmas shine on you

Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew,

Pew Pew Pew Pew,

Pew Pew Pew Pew

 

Wish good tidings

Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew

For all of you!

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Here's a little Jingle to spice up Christmas on WF, I present, Saryn Smells!

http://www.carols.org.uk/jingle_bells.htm.

 

Dashing through the snow
In a max rank excal prime
Over the ice we go
Slashing all the way
Radial blind's must have
Making screens so bright
What fun it is to radial jav

A shield osprey tonight

Oh, jingle bells, Saryn smells
Miasma all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
On a Zanuka-drawn sleigh
Oh, jingle bells, Saryn smells
Miasma all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
On a Zanuka-drawn sleigh

A day or two ago
I thought I'd farm some rep
But DE nerfed mod drops
I could not accept
Shield polarize was blocked

Line of sight was lost

We had to run around a lot

And then we got a frost

Oh, jingle bells, Saryn smells
Miasma all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
On a Zanuka-drawn sleigh
Oh, jingle bells, Saryn smells
Miasma all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
On a Zanuka-drawn sleigh

Oh, jingle bells, Saryn smells
Miasma all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
On a Zanuka-drawn sleigh
Oh, jingle bells, Saryn smells
Miasma all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
On a Zanuka-drawn sleigh

Dashing through the snow
In an max rank excal prime
Over the ice we go
Slashing all the way
Radial blind's must have
Making screens so bright
What fun it is to radial jav

A shield osprey tonight

Oh, jingle bells, Saryn smells
Miasma all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
On a Zanuka-drawn sleigh
Oh, jingle bells, Saryn smells
Miasma all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
On a Zanuka-drawn sleigh

A day or two ago
I thought I'd farm some rep
But DE nerfed mod drops
I could not accept
Shield polarize was blocked

Line of sight was lost

We had to run around a lot

And then we got a frost

Oh, jingle bells, Saryn smells
Miasma all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
On a Zanuka-drawn sleigh
Oh, jingle bells, Saryn smells
Miasma all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
On a Zanuka-drawn sleigh

Oh, jingle bells, Saryn smells
Miasma all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
On a Zanuka-drawn sleigh
Oh, jingle bells, Saryn smells
Miasma all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
On a Zanuka-drawn sleigh


Hope you all enjoyed that!

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Troll the Halls

Troll the halls with different warframes
Fa la la la la la la la la

Limbo banished no pick ups
Fa la la la la la la la la

Bounce pads all around
Fa la la la la la la la la

Troll the halls with different warframes
Fa la la la la la la la la

Switch teleport's still the best
Fa la la la la la la la la

Rip-line you back to start
Fa la la la la la la la la Edited by ImaLemur
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The Flux Rifle beams, the Gammacor beams
The prettiest screenshot you've ever seen
Is Christmas in the Liset
With all of the Tenno at home
 
It's nice, you know, to kiss Limbo
While cuddling under the mistletoe
And Stalker Claus you know, of course
Is one of the Tenno from home
 
The hatch is always open
The squad sends out a call
And The Lotus before she's done
Will criticize Ordis and all
 
Oh what joyous fun to max Serration
And join in the farm to find Oberon
I'm handing you no Kubrow Egg
The codex you've never scanned
Is Christmas in the Liset
With all of the Tenno at home
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When i read this contest, I was in my car.
and i forever will know the tune to

 

12 days of Tenno Xmas.

based on :


_______________________________
 

On the first day of  Christmas

My Lotus sent to me:

A potato in my foundry

 

On the second day of  Christmas

My Lotus sent to me:

Two Nano Spores

and A potato in my foundry

 

On the third day of  Christmas

My Lotus sent to me:

Three Phase Specters

Two Nano Spores

and A potato in my foundry

 

On the fourth day of  Christmas

My Lotus sent to me:

Four Titan Extractors

Three Phase Specters

Two Nano Spores

and A potato in my foundry

 

On the fifth day of  Christmas

My Lotus sent to me:

Five Void~~ Keys

Four Titan Extractors

Three Phase Specters

Two Nano Spores

and A potato in my foundry

 

On the sixth day of  Christmas

My Lotus sent to me:

Six Lokis a Sneaking

Five Void~~ Keys

Four Titan Extractors

Three Phase Specters

Two Nano Spores

and A potato in my foundry

 

On the seventh day of  Christmas

My Lotus sent to me:

Seven Saryns Molting

Six Lokis a Sneaking

Five Void~~ Keys

Four Titan Extractors

Three Phase Specters

Two Nano Spores

and A potato in my foundry

 

On the eighth day of  Christmas

My Lotus sent to me:

Eight Rhinos a Stomping

Seven Saryns Molting

Six Lokis a Sneaking

Five Void~~ Keys

Four Titan Extractors

Three Phase Specters

Two Nano Spores

and A potato in my foundry

 

On the ninth day of  Christmas

My Lotus sent to me:

Nine Mesas Shooting

Eight Rhinos a Stomping

Seven Saryns Molting

Six Lokis a Sneaking

Five Void~~ Keys

Four Titan Extractors

Three Phase Specters

Two Nano Spores

and A potato in my foundry

 

On the tenth day of  Christmas

My Lotus sent to me:

Ten Infested Jumping

Nine Mesas Shooting

Eight Rhinos a Stomping

Seven Saryns Molting

Six Lokis a Sneaking

Five Void~~ Keys

Four Titan Extractors

Three Phase Specters

Two Nano Spores

and A potato in my foundry

 

On the eleventh day of  Christmas

My Lotus sent to me:

Eleven Grineers Dancing

Ten Infested Jumping

Nine Mesas Shooting

Eight Rhinos a Stomping

Seven Saryns Molting

Six Lokis a Sneaking

Five Void~~ Keys

Four Titan Extractors

Three Phase Specters

Two Nano Spores

and A potato in my foundry

 

On the twelfth day of  Christmas

My Lotus sent to me:

12 Lisets Flying

Eleven Grineers Dancing

Ten Infested Jumping

Nine Mesas Shooting

Eight Rhinos a Stomping

Seven Saryns Molting

Six Lokis a Sneaking

Five Void~~ Keys

Four Titan Extractors

Three Phase Specters

Two Nano Spores

and A potato in my foundry

 

________________________________

---- seriously.... put a potato in our foundries ;)

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On my first day of warframe, 

my login bonus gave to me,
primary weapon xp,
 
On my second day of warframe, 
my login bonus gave to me;
2 forma blueprints
and primary weapon xp
 
On my third day of warframe, 
my login bonus gave to me,
3 feral kubrows
2 forma blueprints
and primary weapon xp,
 
On my fourth day of warframe, 
my login bonus gave to me;
4 Banshees calling
3 feral kubrows
2 forma blueprints
and primary weapon xp
 
On my fifth day of warframe,
my login bonus gave to me;
5 fusion cores
4 Banshees calling,
3 feral kubrows
2 forma blueprints
and primary weapon xp
 
On my sixth day of warframe,
my login bonus gave to me;
6 Shades a' cloaking
5 fusion cores
4 Banshees calling
3 feral kubrows
2 forma blueprints
and primary weapon xp
 
On my seventh day of warframe, 
my login bonus gave to me;
7 Skanas a' swinging
6 Shades a' cloaking
5 fusion cores
4 Banshees calling
3 feral kubrows
2 forma blueprints
and primary weapon xp
 
On my eighth day of warframe, 
my login bonus gave to me;
8 ciphers a' crafting
7 Skanas a' swinging
6 Shades a' cloaking
5 fusion cores,
4 Banshees calling,
3 feral kubrows
2 forma blueprints
and primary weapon xp
 
On my ninth day of warframe, 
my login bonus gave to me;
9 MOAs prancing
8 ciphers a' crafting
7 Skanas a' swinging
6 Shades a' cloaking
5 fusion cores
4 Banshees calling
3 feral kubrows
2 forma blueprints
and primary weapon xp
 
On my tenth day of warframe, 
my login bonus gave to me;
10 Archwings soaring
9 MOAs prancing
8 ciphers a' crafting
7 Skanas a' swinging
6 Shades a' cloaking
5 fusion cores
4 Banshees calling
3 feral kubrows
2 forma blueprints
and primary weapon xp
 
On my eleventh day of warframe, 
my login bonus gave to me;
11 Vectis snipers
10 Archwings soaring
9 MOAs prancing
8 ciphers a' crafting
7 Skanas a' swinging
6 Shades a' cloaking
5 fusion cores
4 Banshees calling
3 feral kubrows
2 forma blueprints
and primary weapon xp
 
On my twelth day of warframe, 
my login bonus gave to me;
12 warframes farming
11 Vectis snipers
10 Archwings soaring
9 MOAs prancing
8 ciphers a' crafting
7 Skanas a' swinging
6 Shades a' cloaking
5 fusion cores
4 Banshees calling
3 feral kubrows
2 forma blueprints
and primary weapon xp!
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Original: We Three Kings

 

Frames of Orokin Art:

We the frames of Orokin art
Gun and Blade we travel afar
Ships and stations, forests and wastelands
Folowing the Lotus's path

Lost in sleep, lost to time
Lost for eons away from the light
Balance receeding, lords are scheeming
Wake us back into the fight

Twins are Queens of Grineer reign
War and death are all that remian
Clones are growing, never slowing
Grineer take all that they gain

Lost in sleep, lost to time
Lost for eons away from the light
Balance receeding, lords are scheeming
Wake us back into the fight

Corpus they be, focused for gain
Profit they seek, naught else remains
Machine and Proxy, Prova's have Moxy
Profit will numb their pain

Lost in sleep, lost to time
Lost for eons away from the light
Balance receeding, lords are scheeming
Wake us back into the fight

Infested bring their bestial plight
Man and machine all they do blight
Seething, Writhing, spreading, climbing
All in their path they consume

Lost in sleep, lost to time
Lost for eons away from the light
Balance receeding, lords are scheeming
Wake us back into the fight

Sleep no more Tenno arise
Slay clone and beast and proxy alike
Return the balance with no malaice
Following your lotus guide

 

Lost in sleep, lost to time
Lost for eons away from the light
Balance receeding, lords are scheeming
Wake us back into the fight

 

Lost in sleep, lost to time
Lost for eons away from the light
Balance receeding, lords are scheeming
Wake us back into the fight

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The Story of a Warframe Reject (to the tune of Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer)

lyrics to original: http://www.metrolyrics.com/rudolph-the-red-nosed-reindeer-lyrics-christmas-carols.html

 

Oh you know Nekros, and Frost-y, and Rhino, and Loki.

You know Trinity, Nyx and Mag, Nova, and Vauban.

But do you recall,

Any of the others at all?

 

Oh this recruiting channel,

never asks for my warframe.

I just wanna find a good group,

so many people being lame.

 

All of these other Tenno,

don't seem to care at all.

They all just forgot about them.

Banshee, Ash, Volt and Mirage.

 

But maybe one fateful update,

DE may just say.

"There shouldn't be a few desirable frames,

All should make it to the 'End Game'."

 

But just remember for now,

play the warframe you like.

You may not be recruited,

but at least you'll have fun all night.

 

At least you'll have fun all niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

 

 

 

 

P.S. This is based on what I see in recruiting. I hardly ever (if ever) see anyone asking specifically for frames like Mirage, Volt, Banshee or Ash, but frames like Nova, Rhino, etc. (for good reasons) are constantly demanded.

 

Also, I called it Frost, Frost-y because I wanted another syllable. Don't judge me.

 

BTW MIRAGE AND BANSHEE ARE DA BOMB <3

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Deck the halls with tons of primes!

Fa la la la la, la la la la!

Tis the season to be Tenno!

Fa la la la, la la la la!

Don we now our Prime apparel!

Fa la la la , la la la la!

Vor the ancient, Prime acces carol!

Fa la la la, la la la la!

See the blazing Kubrow before us!

Fa la la la, la la la la!

Strike the grineer and join the farming!

Fa la la la, la la la la!

Follow me in farming measure!

Fa la la la, la la la la!

While I tell you of prime treasure!

Fa la la la, la la la la!

Fast away the old Boss passes!

Hail the mesa! Ye Primes and Bosses!

Fa la la la, la la la la!

Farm we joyous! All together!

Fa la la la, la la la la!

Heedless of Bosses, and Lephantis!

Fa la la la, la la la la LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

 

My work is done here!

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Deck the halls: 

 

Deck the pods :)

 

Deck the pods with snow globe icings

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Lotus gives us all the good things

Fa la la la la, la la la la

 

Sing it now our Warframe Carol

Fa la la la, la la la, la la la

Wear your Archwing into battle

Fa la la la la, la la la la

 

See the blazing Ruk before us

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Syndicates and other forces

Fa la la la la, la la la la

 

Alad V and his scary ventures

Fa la la la, la la la, la la la

While Sargus Ruk go look for treasures

Fa la la la la, la la la la

 

In the Void for Argon masses

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Farm for Prime frames and some weapons

Fa la la la la, la la la la

 
Sing we joyous all together
Fa la la la, la la la, la la la
Infested, Corpus and the Grineer
Fa la la la la, la la la la

 

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1st time posting so let's make it crazy!

 

This is based on Silent Night, how a tenno camps for kills.

Silent Night:

 

Silent night, Loki in sight
All is calm, aim is right

Ready your Paris, to fire on sight

Bow in hand, just remember to hide

Sleep in heavenly peace,
Sleep in heavenly peace.

Silent night, Banshee on my right
Oh my God! Mirage casted blind!
Radiant beams hit my holy face
Smashed my keys on a running craze,
Jesus, Mag at my back~
Serious, I'm gonna die.

Silent night, Not so tonight
Banshee's quake, at my right
Bullets stream from no matter how far
Heaven, server said that I died.
Christ, my killstreak is gone,
Christ, my killstreak is gone.

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My experience of the past few days, was alot of fun putting it into song! (The lag was my own fault, but it works for the song so, WHY NOT?)

 

JINGLE BELLS

 

Dashing through alerts,
All around the sun,
New Alad really hurts,
But Mesas almost done!

 

Lights on Archwing flare,
Oh look theres a moon,
The points way over there,
I hope we'll get there soon! (Im looking at you interception)

 

OH!

 

Jingle bells, Stalker smells,
Zanuka laid an egg,
Grustrag 3, no Brakk for me,
this is such a drag, LAG.

 

Jingle bells, Stalker smells,
 Zanuka laid an egg,
Grustrag 3, no Brakk for me,
this is such a drag, LAG.
-------------------------------------
A day or two ago,
Chargers is what they sent,
Red Veils fed up with me,
And on my butt I went!

 

On my corpse they did feed,
Holy that was rough,
A revives what I need,
And a Limbo buff?

Now the ground is red,
We may see "Mission Failed",
My friend is full of led,
The other guy, he bailed!

 

OH!

 

Jingle bells, Stalker smells,
Zanuka laid an egg,
Grustrag 3, no Brakk for me,
this is such a drag, LAG.

 

Jingle bells, Stalker smells,
 Zanuka laid an egg,
Grustrag 3, no Brakk for me,
THIS, IS, SUCH, A DRAAAAG. LAG!

 

Is it too much to ask for one Brakk part!?

 

http://www.jingle-bells-lyrics.com/

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We wish you a Merry Eventmas

We wish you a Merry Eventmas

We wish you a Merry Eventmas and a Happy New Alert.

Good farming for Formas and Orokin resources;

Good tidings for Eventmas and a Happy New Alert

 

Oh, bring us a Orokin Reactor

Oh bring us a Orokin Catalyst

Oh bring us a Orokin Reactor and a couple of good platinum

We won't go until we get some,  so bring some out here!

 

We wish you a Merry Eventmas;

We wish you a Merry Eventmas;

We wish you a Merry Eventmas and a Happy New Alert!

 

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 VOR GOT RUNNED OVER BY JOHN PRODMAN,

 

 

Vor got runned over by John Prodman,
 Coming home from the Void on Christmas Eve.
 You can say there's no such thing as Prodman,
 But as for me and Ordis, we believe.

 he'd been drinkin' too much Argon,
 And we'd begged him not to leave.
 But he'd left his mods,
 So he stumbled out the Hatch into space.

 When they found him Christmas mornin',
 At the scene of the attack,
 There were many burns in his forehead,
 And incriminatin' Prova marks on her back.

 Vor got runned over by John Prodman
 Coming home from the Void on Christmas Eve.
 You can say there's no such thing as Prodman,
 But as for me and  Ordis, we believe.
 
 We're all so proud of Vay Hek,
 He's been takin' this so well.
 See him in there stomping Zanuka,
 Drinkin beers, and learning german online.

 It's not Christmas without Vor.
 All the Grineer's dressed in black.
 And we just can't help but wonder:
 Should we Attack the Corpus or Phorid?

  Vor got runned over by John Prodman
 Coming home from the Void on Christmas Eve.
 You can say there's no such thing as Prodman,
 But as for me and Ordis, we believe.

 Now the Ammos is on the table
 And the mods or all maxed out.
 And a Oxium candle is burning,
 That would have just matched Vor's key.

 I've warned all my clan and friends too.
 "Better watch out for yourselves.
 They should never give a license,
 To a man who is rarely seen and took on Phorid."

 Vor got runned over by John Prodman
 Coming home from the Void on Christmas Eve.
 You can say there's no such thing as Prodman,
 But as for me and Ordis, we believe.

 Oh
 as for me and Ordis, we believe.

 

 

Original song :Grandma got runned over by a reindeer

http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/christmas-song/grandma-got-run-over-by-a-reindeer-14365.html

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Jingle Bells: A Warframe Story

 

Sliding through the snow,

In a single forma'd frame,

Over Venus we go,

Laughing all the way.

 

Bells on Licet ring,

Making spirits bright,

What fun it is to slide and sling,

With a candy cane scythe tonight!

 

Oh, Nova tells: Limbo Smells,

Nova all the way!

Oh, what fun, it is to hide,

While I Molecular Prime away!

 

Saryn tells, Corpus fells':

Rhino ain't a thing!

Wait till wave, twenty-four,

And his Iron Skin will wain!

 

A day or two ago,

I thought I'd take a ride,

And soon Mr. Salad V,

Was beaten by my sly.

 

The chassis was nice and quick,

Helm; gathered, and primed,

But the rest of it wouldn't stick,

And Mesa could've be mine!

 

Oh, Nova tells: Limbo Smells,

Nova all the way!

Oh, what fun, it is to hide,

While I Molecular Prime away!

 

Saryn tells, Corpus fells':

Rhino ain't a thing!

Wait till wave, twenty-four,

And his iron skin will wain!

 

PS. Venus shouldn't have snowy tilesets, it's supposed to be extremely hot.

 

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  • Click the blue-colored lyrics to read explanations.
  • Highlight lyrics and explain them to earn Karma points.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you gave it away

This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

Once bitten and twice shyed
I keep my distance but you still catch my eye
Tell me baby
Do you recognize me
Well, it's been a year, it doesn't surprise me
Merry Christmas, I wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying 'I love you', I meant it
Now I know what a fool I've been
But if you kiss me now, I know you'd fool me again

Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

A crowded room and friends with tired eyes
I'm hiding from you and your soul of ice
I thought you were someone to rely on
Me? I guess I was a shoulder to cry on

A face on a lover with a fire in his heart
A girl on a cover but you tore her apart
Maybe this year
Maybe this year I'll give it to someone special

Cause last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

And last Christmas
And this year
It won't be anything like, anything like

Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

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http://www.metrolyrics.com/jingle-bells-lyrics-christmas-carols.html

 

Dashing through the snow,
with a datamass in hand.
I have a nasty plan,
for Corpus in these lands.

I got through console one,
but not through console two.
That's when I got tazed in the back,
by good man, John Prodman.

OOOH!

Jingle frames, jingle frames,
sliding all the way!
Where is all this gallium
that the lotus promised me-ee!?

Jingle frames, jingle frames.
I hate this rng.
I'll go ahead somewhere else,
and see what its got for me!

Back on warm Phobos,
where Vor and Kril like to boast.
I've come for their Miter,
so i can cause a stir!

Vor was fairly quick,
but Kril did not like it.
He slammed his hammer hard on ground
and got my bow unwound.

OOOOH!

Jingle frames, Jingle frames,
Kril is boiling now!
One more shot unto his back,
and he'll surely go do-wn!

Jingle frames, Jingle frames,
darn these Twin Gremlins!
I guess I'll head off to the Void
and get some golden toys!

This towers awfully quiet,
blood everywhere I see.
Someones come before me
and made a blood red sea.

What are these shrieks i hear,
I say they do draw near.
Oh never mind, its valkyr here
her helmets plugged her ears.

OOOH

Jingle frames, Jingle frames,
she gave me quiet the scare.
Let's go see what void got me
and get her some repa-airs!

Jingle frames, Jingle frames,
not more latron primes!
The drop rate on this rifle is
just-too-gosh-darn-high!

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Banshee the Triangular head warframe

 

Banshee the crowd control Warframe,

had a very triangular head and if you ever saw it.

You would even say its bad,

 

all of the other tennos,

used to laugh and call her names,

they never let poor Banshee,

join in any games,

 

Then another warframe, came to say hello.

His name was frost and he said, you aren't alone.

 

original song: Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.

ending: They both have funny heads, and decide to spend the Christmas together.<3

 

http://www.metrolyrics.com/rudolph-the-red-nosed-reindeer-lyrics-christmas-carols.html#/startvideo

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This sounds like fun, maybe its the festive spirit in me or something but I'll go ahead and participate.  Here's most of Deck the Halls, Tenno version.

 

Deck the halls with ancient entrails,
Fa la la la la la la la la.
'Tis the mission given to us,
Fa la la la la la la la la.
 
Don we now our dope Syandana's, 
Fa la la la la la la la la. 
Troll the ancients with our Skana's,
Fa la la la la la la la la. 
 
See the bloody hall before us,
Fa la la la la la la la la.
Strike the thought and join the corpus,
Fa la la la la la la la la.
 
Follow he who pays your measure,
Fa la la la la la la la la.
While we dream of greater treasure,
Fa la la la la la la la la.
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The Stalker is coming for you

 

You better watch out

You better run now

Better extract

I'm telling you why

The Stalker is coming for you

 

He's making a list

And checking it twice

Gonna find out who leveling up

The Stalker is coming for you

 

He sees you in your dojo

He knows when you're crafting

He knows if you've been killing Hek

So go farm archwing instead!

 

O! You better watch out

You better run now

Better extract

I'm telling you why

The Stalker is coming for you

The Stalker is coming for you

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Hope I'm not too late to slip in a little Stalker carol. I imagine even through the festivities, he's still got a lot of punishment to deal out to all the naughty Tenno boys and girls in the system. Santa Stalker sure does seem like the vigilant type to work through the holidays, after all.

 

Song: Deck the Halls 

 

Christmas feelings from the season, 
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Warframe hunting is the reason, 
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
 
When the bosses fall down screaming, 
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la.
I bring up my mood with singing, 
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
 
Don I now my fighting gear,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Tenno Scu-uum they will fear,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
 
Now is time to quell their life thirst
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la.
But we'll have to cut them up first
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
 
Hunt the Tenno for the de-ad.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Hey that rhino's painted red
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
 
Flickering lights is your beckoning
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la.
But you know I am your reckoning
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
 
Happy Holidays everyone.
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