Dogefighter Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 I'll leave this here. Dogefighter: shrek blew up the earth relay Dogefighter: our relay was in his swamp Kaiczar™: Parts of Earth are swampy and plant filled in Warframe Kaiczar™: makes sense Kaiczar™: Grineer=Shrek Dogefighter: vay shrek Kaiczar™: "It's the Ogeer" Dogefighter: DEAR GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW Kaiczar™: GET CLEM'D TENNO SKOOM Dogefighter: THE DRAHKS ARE DONKEH Kaiczar™: Vor'd Farquad Dogefighter: 0_O Kaiczar™: Tyl Ogre Dogefighter: JESUS CHRIST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morec0 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 ... And with that, I bid Warframe adieu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 You forgot the rest of the chat log, you silly Doge, you. Dogefighter: i give you permission to make this thread Kaiczar™: nein Kaiczar™: I reject Dogefighter: fine Dogefighter: i could just copy this chat log Kaiczar™: The Illuminati would not be pleased Dogefighter: that is what i will do Kaiczar™: I mean Kaiczar™: .....no idea what you mean Kaiczar™: ...no Illuminati here... Kaiczar™: *contorts into triangle, rolls away into the sunset* ... And with that, I bid Warframe adieu. nuuu Morec0, come back! The Tenno need you! ....to kick the Grineer out of our swamp.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 That singlehandedly filled my quota of lulz for the rest of the day xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaniteCircuit Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 I saw this while browsing Tumblr a few months ago. Seemed like a good time to share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogefighter Posted December 23, 2014 Author Share Posted December 23, 2014 (edited) I saw this while browsing Tumblr a few months ago. Seemed like a good time to share. Holy RNGsus. IT'S VAY SHREK! Edited December 23, 2014 by Dogefighter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaniteCircuit Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Holy RNGsus. IT'S VAY SHREK! Those are the exact words I used. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogefighter Posted December 23, 2014 Author Share Posted December 23, 2014 So, to add a little more conspiracy: Dogefighter: brilliant. Dogefighter: we have the best community Dogefighter: so to recap: The lotus is michelle obama, Vay Hek is Shrek, and Darvo is Billy Mays Kaiczar™: Wait Kaiczar™: Why is Darvo Billy Mays Dogefighter: He is (of salesman) Dogefighter: he wears blue Dogefighter: he is in every warframe commercial Kaiczar™: But does sell Clem Clean™ Stain Fighter? Dogefighter: Trust me, it makes sense Dogefighter: yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morec0 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 nuuu Morec0, come back! The Tenno need you! ....to kick the Grineer out of our swamp.... Begins to feel a sense and importance in life, and a belonging to a community of like-minded people bigger than himself. Reads the final line. Commits self to tracking down Kaiczar to end him/her/spacegoat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Begins to feel a sense and importance in life, and a belonging to a community of like-minded people bigger than himself. Reads the final line. Commits self to tracking down Kaiczar to end him/her/spacegoat. You'll never find me. I'm hiding in my swamp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morec0 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 You'll never find me. I'm hiding in my swamp. Decides to ignore it and scroll up to forget. I saw this while browsing Tumblr a few months ago. Seemed like a good time to share. Prepares to commit Seppuku. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Decides to ignore it and scroll up to forget. Prepares to commit Seppuku. Don't do it! That's just what the Ogeer Grineer want you to do! Would you really give in to those filthy pig-dogs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 I saw this while browsing Tumblr a few months ago. Seemed like a good time to share. I give up. This is a fight we can't win. It's all ogre now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archistopheles Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Have you ever met someone and been like "Hey, you wana get a Parfait" and they were like "Hell no I don't want no Parfait"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Have you ever met someone and been like "Hey, you wana get a Parfait" and they were like "Hell no I don't want no Parfait"? There will be no parfaits in Vay Shrek's swamp. Only despair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwapplephobia Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 The lotus is michelle obama What? This woman thinks she can tell me who to balance? I will not stand up to this oppression! I'm burning the whole place down! *joins red veil* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceDragonofAmber Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 We can never see Grineer royalty. Why? Because they live far-far away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 We can never see Grineer royalty. Why? Because they live far-far away. It. All. Makes. Sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.T.M.P.D Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 It. All. Makes. Sense. *illuminati song*WEE WEE WOO WOO WEE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WEE WEE WOO WOO WE WEEEEEEEEEE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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