Antauron Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I've been experiencing something like this after most Extermination missions http://oi42.tinypic.com/14yc0o6.jpg No enemies = An Ancient around the corner ready to punch me in my mechanical $* Sorry if this is in the wrong section; I'm a forum newbie =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrixEXO Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 (edited) It ought to be in the Mission Bug section. Nice discovery of a false report by Lotus though! Edited April 30, 2013 by matrixEXO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulgarian Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Lotus: No life forms detected,lets get out of here 10 sec. later Stalker:I am your reckoning Me: Lotus I thought you said NO LIFE FORM DETECTED 3 sec. later me dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeshi Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 It gets even funnier when you're fighting Corpus. "No Life Signs detected" isn't much help when you're up against a faction that's about 60% robotic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kamael.Prime Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Lotus: No life forms detected,lets get out of here 10 sec. later Stalker:I am your reckoning Me: Lotus I thought you said NO LIFE FORM DETECTED 3 sec. later me dead Ergo: Stalker is an undead :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenmu Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 "Rescue the hostage" 1 min later: "Change in plans, exterminate all life." sooo, what about this hostage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niykin Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Lotus : plant a bug in the enemies ship. -half way through the mission- Lotus : New plans exterminate all life -mission objective still have to plant the bug- If Im going to kill everyone then why would....you know what never mind - face palm- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcatraz968 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Even better when the objective changes happens when your at the first objective..... Ya, Lotus can be off sometimes :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverrideProtocall Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 "Rescue the hostage" 1 min later: "Change in plans, exterminate all life." sooo, what about this hostage? Oh man! I almost had coffee go through my nose reading that!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acaelus Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Destroy the reactor core on this ship. Excellent work, the ships stability has been compromised, get out of there quickly. Oh... By the way... Destroy the reactor core on this ship. BUT... BUT... I JUST DID THAT! And why does it matter if the ship is going to blow up in a few minutes anyway?! Also the regular event of: There is a target aboard this ship that is vital to enemy operations, capture him. Change in plans, exterminate all life forms. Got it, so kill everyone including the target vital to enemy operations. No, he can live. But, huh? If he lives doesn't that defeat the entire purpose of... I give up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl.Grey Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 yo dawg i herd you like reactors so we put a reactor in yo reactor so you can fly while u fly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decima Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 This is a silly thread. lmao. brb, dying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie9001 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I've been experiencing something like this after most Extermination missions http://oi42.tinypic.com/14yc0o6.jpg No enemies = An Ancient around the corner ready to punch me in my mechanical $* Sorry if this is in the wrong section; I'm a forum newbie =/ Love it when that happens. Always that one survivor... And it's not robotics, mostly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vasRayya Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 "Rescue the hostage" 1 min later: "Change in plans, exterminate all life." sooo, what about this hostage? I've had that happen. Really weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zsword Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 The worst is: Excellent, that was the last Data Mass on the ship. ... Looks like we're gonna be here a little bit longer, it looks like there's some crucial data on this ship. .... GRRRAAAAHHHHHH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhide Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 "Rescue the hostage" 1 min later: "Change in plans, exterminate all life." sooo, what about this hostage? Oh man! I almost had coffee go through my nose reading that!! I almost choked on my lunch also. Great Thread! Hope they never change this, its usually pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renan.Ruivo Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Lotus: No life forms detected,lets get out of here 10 sec. later Stalker:I am your reckoning Me: Lotus I thought you said NO LIFE FORM DETECTED 3 sec. later me dead Same thing happened to me. But i was a maxxed out Rhino. Want to take a guess at the outcome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claymore1 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Same thing happened to me. But i was a maxxed out Rhino. Want to take a guess at the outcome? You died a horrible screaming death that lasted about two seconds longer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kysulli Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Lotus: Go to the navigation console and reroute this ship. Lotus: Good work Tenno, the ship has been rerouted, now destroy the reactor. .... Lotus:You are approaching the assassination target. Be careful, this one is a handful. *Destroys mining equipment* Oh, Lotus. You so silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreyGuardian Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 When a Loki drops a Decoy and the decoy dies (might be the same for Saryn's Molt), it drops the extermination count by 1, even though the enemy it's counting for is still alive and kickin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renan.Ruivo Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 You died a horrible screaming death that lasted about two seconds longer? Ever played a maxxed out Rhino? Went somewhat like this: Lotus: No life forms detected,lets get out of here 10 sec. later Stalker:I am your reckoning Me: Lotus, what is a "reckoning", and why is it talking to me? 40 sec. later Stalker: No.... this is not possible. Me: (with 1/4 of shields still remaining) Hmm.. reckoning tastes like chicken... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAwGi Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 "Rescue the hostage" 1 min later: "Change in plans, exterminate all life." sooo, what about this hostage? ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renan.Ruivo Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 (edited) Ever played a maxxed out Rhino? Went somewhat like this: Lotus: No life forms detected,lets get out of here 10 sec. later Stalker:I am your reckoning Me: Lotus, what is a "reckoning", and why is it talking to me? 40 sec. later Stalker: No.... this is not possible. Me: (with 1/4 of shields still remaining) Hmm.. reckoning tastes like chicken... Or.. or.... or Lotus: No life forms detected,lets get out of here 10 sec. later Stalker:I am your reckoning Me: Aww, Lotus.. you didn't had to! Thanks for giving me a reckoning! I don't know what that is though... 40 sec. later Stalker: No.... this is not possible. Me: (with 1/4 of shields still remaining) Hmm.. lotus, i think i broke it... Edited April 30, 2013 by Renan.Ruivo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHADOWEDzed Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Better call scoob and the gang sounds like you saw a g g g g ghooost! But seriously that is amusing, nice glitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisirk Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 One more thing to add to this is when Lotus tells you to get to extraction cause the ship is unstable. Seconds later you walk through a door that takes you on land. WHERE IS THE SHIP LOTUS WHERE IS THE SHIP???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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