Iapetus Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Guys, next time your phone rings, DO NOT ANSWER IT! It is as if Stalker is the evil version of Chuck Norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamefreak9149 Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 I love this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteamInferno Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 I had him come after me for killing Kril. I've never even MET Kril. Which one of you guys stole my identity!? =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feam Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 So red pill or blue pill? I cant decide... You mean, Blue potato or Gold potato? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daboor296 Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 guys is the stalker related to a character that appears in a low lvl mission while im alone and attacks me and uses the same skills as mine and its name is Stalker and it has dark power? he really is overpowered and awesome but at the same time creepy. >_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fauxhb Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 i just really want to upvote you again :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KedirakEvo Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 It was a joke. Gosh, first we have stalker... now it seems that EDI is here too... No surprise, the Burston looks like a Mattock to me :p And Corpus behaves like Geth... Orokin are like Protheans... Would there be a Walker Prime next time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shockwaye Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 U know, The stalker attacked me when i was playing in the night... AND HE SCARED THE S#&$ OUT OF MY &#!!!!! P.S. u can tell if the stalker will attack if ure screen gets darker,lighter,darker,lighter then he starts talking and he attackes u!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3XT3RM1NATUS Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Freddie Stalker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenseiSeraph Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 I had him come after me for killing Kril. I've never even MET Kril. Which one of you guys stole my identity!? =P He comes from the future in which you have already killed Kril. Now go make that future a reality. U know, The stalker attacked me when i was playing in the night... AND HE SCARED THE S#&$ OUT OF MY &#!!!!! P.S. u can tell if the stalker will attack if ure screen gets darker,lighter,darker,lighter then he starts talking and he attackes u!!! I was playing Baal - Europa and the screen started to flicker. I obviously started to panic slightly, turns out he was just trolling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datasaur Posted May 6, 2013 Author Share Posted May 6, 2013 I was playing Baal - Europa and the screen started to flicker.I obviously started to panic slightly, turns out he was just trolling. One of his psychological tactics. You enter panic mode and shouts STALKER!!! to your teammates. Everyone comes to your rescue and then... nothing. You stand there like a fool with everyone staring at you thinking you're trolling them :/ I prefer being killed to the humiliation when he tricks you like that. Goddammit stalker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drusus Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Ok. _Now_ he scares me. o.O (comedy gold Datasaur, thank you :) ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LtWorf Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 SOISOISOISOISOISOI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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