(XBOX)Grihaly Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 The Excals teamed up and ripped Excal Prime's lungs out of his chest, then because they're all insane, Mesa activated Peacemaker, and sexily killed them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 But wait! From the shadow lunged out Hentailibur! Tentacles sprouted from his chassis as it wraps around Mesa, with each tentacle slowly creeping towards any sensitive holes on Mesa it can find. As Mesa pleaded "No Hentailibur-dono yamete!!" the pleas fell on deaf ears as Hentailibur lets out a pedo laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Hentailibur was preparing to violate Mesa, BUTT THEN then Sassh (A sassy Ash) came out of nowhere and started sassing at hentailibur, effectively ruining him and embarrassing him. Mesa was safe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Then Sassh went apesh*t and bladestormed all of Hentailiber's tentacles off, leaving him to bleed to death. With a smirk, Sassh looks at Mesa and says "DID YOU REALLY BELIEVE IT WOULD BE THIS EASY?!" Then he turned into Vay Hek, and flew away, laughing maniacally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemency42 Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Vay Hek then flew into Mutalists Alad V's laboratory ship. He crashed right into the lab where Alad V was in the process of converting a roller into a new mutalist creature. This made Vay Hek fly into a rage, screaming "MY BABIES". Alad V stood. slightly smirking at Vay Hek. "Glad to see the Councilor coming to join the Mutalist empire! Your corpse shall progress evolution!" Alad V pulled pulled out his long Paracyst and attempted to attack Vay Hek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agentcheese Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 (edited) just then the twin queens got their update feed about vey hek. they both face palmed at the same time at the sight that awaited them. Alad V with his head stuck in heks gun as he flailed wildly trying to get him out. but then as they turned around they saw the real vey hek eating a bagel behind them. "so this is not really you?" they asked him. real hek or Rhek swallowed and said "did you really think I would be THAT STUPID!?" "yes... yes we both did." they said at the same time. then the twin queens ordered Rhek to fire at fake hek and alad annihilating the entire station they were on. they then gave him a medal for pressing a button. Rhek is over joyed by this just as ember and her bathroom along with the newly stuck on space core comes hurtling right for them. Edited April 7, 2015 by Agentcheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 They all explode in the explosion of the exploding ships, which exploded. Ember perished, but she is survived by her big sister, Ember Prime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.ToastForPresident Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 But with the combination of ice powers, she named herself DecEmber Prime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 But due to the laws of physics, that was deemed impossible, and everybody forgot it ever happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat_Nom Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Meanwhile, Mesa is floating somewhere nearby in outer space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noabettiet Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 But in reality it was all a dream and everyone was touching their Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.ToastForPresident Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Excaliburs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 And jacking off their Glaxion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 since they all had saryns. so the remaining tenno left alive from this mornings fiascos headed to the hospital for a checkup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Sitting in the waiting room were Flucalibur, Cancerlibur, Diabetexcalibur, AIDScalibur, Chalmydialibur and a lot more. Stepping out of the medic room was Alad D, Alad V's cousin from another Grineer. As he yelled "NEXT!" a scream made by Deadcalibur was heard along the noise of buzzsaws which prompted Alad D to close the door while grinning menacingly at the sickcaliburs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Then Jokercalibur blew up the hospital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Then Jokercalibur blew up the hospital. Batmancalibur confronts him and in his deepest voice shouts "I'M BATMAN" Jokercalibur proceed to say "Do you wanna know how I got these scars?" "I'M BATMAN!" "My father was.....a Level 50 Elite Lancer Eximus" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.T.M.P.D Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Batmancalibur pries open Jokercalibur's helmet by his mouth... and discovers Mirage's alt helmet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Then Limbo with his bowler hat banish them both the the rift. Forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat_Nom Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 A nearby Loki switch-teleports Limbo's bowler hat into a nearby river. Limbo cries with outrage as he watches the bowler hat float away with the current. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 Loki, feeling terrible, switches with the Bowler hat, drowning in the process, but making Limbo happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat_Nom Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 A nearby Excalibur, charred from the hospital explosion, spends what little of his life he has making fun of Limbo's hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audionic Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 (edited) And then Limbo said "What the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) did you just ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) say about me, you little ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? I'll have you know I graduated top of my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and I've been involved in numerous secret ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and I have over 300 confirmed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I am trained in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) warfare and I'm the top ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in the entire US armed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). You are nothing to me but just another ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I will wipe you the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) out with precision the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of which has never been seen before on this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), mark my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) words. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) think ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) can get away with saying that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to me over the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? Think again, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) across the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and your ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is being ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) right now so you better ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) for the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). The ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). You're ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) dead, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I can be ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), anytime, and I can ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you in over seven hundred ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and that's just with my bare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Not only am I extensively trained in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) combat, but I have access to the entire ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of the United States ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) off the face of the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), you little ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) comment was about to bring down upon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), maybe you would have held your ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I will ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) fury all over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) will ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in it. You're ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) dead, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)." To Excalibur with rage. Edited April 16, 2015 by Sionixca Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.ToastForPresident Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Excalibur looked at Limbo and told him, " Nice copy and paste skills. Where did you get it from, the Rift?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Limbo got burned so badly that not even Broberon's Hallowed Ground can get the proc off him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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